diff --git a/code/game/machinery/portable_turret.dm b/code/game/machinery/portable_turret.dm
index becfc69d..cd3972c7 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/portable_turret.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/portable_turret.dm
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 	var/raised = 0			// if the turret cover is "open" and the turret is raised
 	var/raising= 0			// if the turret is currently opening or closing its cover
 	var/health = 80			// the turret's health
-	var/locked = 1			// if the turret's behaviour control access is locked
+	var/locked = 0			// if the turret's behaviour control access is locked
 
 	var/installation		// the type of weapon installed
 	var/gun_charge = 0		// the charge of the gun inserted
@@ -169,6 +169,12 @@
 					iconholder = null
 					reqpower = 500
 
+				if(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/laser) //laser rifles are cool and all.
+					projectile = /obj/item/projectile/beam //but captainlaser and retrolaser still use energy/laser pathing.
+					eprojectile = projectile
+					iconholder = null
+					reqpower = 500
+
 				else // Energy gun shots
 					projectile = /obj/item/projectile/energy/electrode// if it hasn't been emagged, it uses normal taser shots
 					eprojectile = /obj/item/projectile/beam//If it has, going to kill mode
@@ -395,8 +401,8 @@ Status: []<BR>"},
 		check_records=pick(0,1)
 		criminals=pick(0,1)
 		auth_weapons=pick(0,1)
-		stun_all=pick(0,0,0,0,1) // stun_all is a pretty big deal, so it's least likely to get turned on
-		if(prob(5)) emagged=1
+		stun_all=pick(0,1) // stun_all is a pretty big deal, so it's least likely to get turned on //but think of the fun
+		if(prob(50)) emagged=1
 		on=0
 		sleep(rand(60,600))
 		if(!on)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
index c778ddd3..69f4f213 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 	throwpass = 1	//You can throw objects over this, despite it's density.")
 	var/parts = /obj/item/weapon/table_parts
 	var/flipped = 0
-	var/health = 100
+	var/health = 200
 
 /obj/structure/table/proc/update_adjacent()
 	for(var/direction in list(1,2,4,8,5,6,9,10))
@@ -311,14 +311,14 @@
 	if (get_dist(P.starting, loc) <= 1) //Tables won't help you if people are THIS close
 		return 1
 	if (get_turf(P.original) == cover)
-		var/chance = 20
+		var/chance = 30
 		if (ismob(P.original))
 			var/mob/M = P.original
 			if (M.lying)
-				chance += 20				//Lying down lets you catch less bullets
+				chance += 50				//Lying down lets you catch less bullets
 		if(flipped)
 			if(get_dir(loc, from) == dir)	//Flipped tables catch mroe bullets
-				chance += 20
+				chance += 50
 			else
 				return 1					//But only from one side
 		if(prob(chance))
@@ -545,7 +545,7 @@
 	desc = "Do not apply fire to this. Rumour says it burns easily."
 	icon_state = "wood_table"
 	parts = /obj/item/weapon/table_parts/wood
-	health = 50
+	health = 100
 /*
  * Reinforced tables
  */
@@ -553,7 +553,7 @@
 	name = "reinforced table"
 	desc = "A version of the four legged table. It is stronger."
 	icon_state = "reinf_table"
-	health = 200
+	health = 400
 	var/status = 2
 	parts = /obj/item/weapon/table_parts/reinforced
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
index 1f5cce5f..3839ee2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
@@ -237,7 +237,7 @@
 					handled = 1
 
 	if((HULK in mutations) && health >= 25 && length(message))
-		message = "[uppertext(message)]!!!"
+		//message = "[uppertext(message)]!!!"  //this is really irritating.  let's not.
 		verb = pick("yells","roars","hollers")
 		handled = 1
 	if(slurring)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/erifles.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/erifles.dm
index 1c147a72..e0899974 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/erifles.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/erifles.dm
@@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm if you die, you will be zoomed out.
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK //Just realized... Going to need A LOT more on-back sprites now... FECK...
 	var/mode = 2
 	fire_delay_wielded = 8
-	fire_delay_unwielded = 75
+	fire_delay_unwielded = 24
 
 //	attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
 //Let's do some magical things, make this a verb, yes?
diff --git a/data/investigate/gravity.html b/data/investigate/gravity.html
index 8db4a474..2f2f7345 100644
--- a/data/investigate/gravity.html
+++ b/data/investigate/gravity.html
@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
-<small>23:08 [0x2007796] (92,152,1)</small> || the gravitational generator has regained power.<br>
-<small>23:08 [0x2007796] (92,152,1)</small> || the gravitational generator is now charging.<br>
+<small>13:13 [0x20077c6] (92,152,1)</small> || the gravitational generator has regained power.<br>
+<small>13:13 [0x20077c6] (92,152,1)</small> || the gravitational generator is now charging.<br>