diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index e90d6bf1..5761d4f5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/metal_recipes = list ( \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("apc frame", /obj/item/apc_frame, 2), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("air alarm frame", /obj/item/alarm_frame, 2), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("fire alarm frame", /obj/item/firealarm_frame, 2), \
-	new/datum/stack_recipe("metal bat", /obj/item/weapon/metal_bat, 5), \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("metal bat", /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/baseballbat/metal, 5), \
 	null, \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("iron door", /obj/structure/mineral_door/iron, 20, one_per_turf = 1, on_floor = 1), \
 )
@@ -102,7 +102,6 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/metal_recipes = list ( \
  */
 var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/plasteel_recipes = list ( \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("AI core", /obj/structure/AIcore, 4, time = 50, one_per_turf = 1), \
-	new/datum/stack_recipe("plasteel bat", /obj/item/weapon/pla_bat, 5), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("Metal crate", /obj/structure/closet/crate, 10, time = 50, one_per_turf = 1), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("RUST fuel assembly port frame", /obj/item/rust_fuel_assembly_port_frame, 12, time = 50, one_per_turf = 1), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("RUST fuel compressor frame", /obj/item/rust_fuel_compressor_frame, 12, time = 50, one_per_turf = 1), \
@@ -135,7 +134,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/wood_recipes = list ( \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("crossbow frame", /obj/item/weapon/crossbowframe, 5, time = 25, one_per_turf = 0, on_floor = 0), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("wooden door", /obj/structure/mineral_door/wood, 10, time = 20, one_per_turf = 1, on_floor = 1), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("coffin", /obj/structure/closet/coffin, 5, time = 15, one_per_turf = 1, on_floor = 1), \
-	new/datum/stack_recipe("wooden bat", /obj/item/weapon/wood_bat, 5), \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("wooden bat", /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/baseballbat, 5), \
 //	new/datum/stack_recipe("apiary", /obj/item/apiary, 10, time = 25, one_per_turf = 0, on_floor = 0)
 	)
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
index 0d1c3456..695b7fc9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
@@ -147,6 +147,19 @@ var/last_chew = 0
 /obj/item/weapon/handcuffs/cable/white
 	color = "#FFFFFF"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs/cable/attackby(var/obj/item/I, mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/stack/rods))
+		var/obj/item/stack/rods/R = I
+		if(R.get_amount() > 0)
+			R.use(1)
+			var/obj/item/weapon/wirerod/W = new /obj/item/weapon/wirerod
+
+			user.put_in_hands(W)
+			user << "<span class='notice'>You wrap the cable restraint around the top of the rod.</span>"
+			del(src)
+			update_icon(user)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/handcuffs/cyborg
 	dispenser = 1
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
index a4d694fb..02a297a7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
@@ -183,11 +183,7 @@
 	return
 
 /*
- *
- *
- *Stun Rod, WALL OF TEXT!
- *
- *
+ *Stun Rod
  */
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/stunrod
@@ -207,3 +203,18 @@
 	bcell = new/obj/item/weapon/cell/high(src)
 	update_icon()
 	return
+
+/*
+ *Cattleprod
+ */
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/cattleprod
+	name = "stunprod"
+	desc = "An improvised stun baton."
+	icon_state = "stunprod_nocell"
+	item_state = "prod"
+	force = 3
+	throwforce = 5
+	hitcost = 2500
+	attack_verb = list("poked")
+	slot_flags = null
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index bb714ca9..b4b813d5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,8 @@
  * 		Twohanded
  *		Fireaxe
  *		Double-Bladed Energy Swords
+ *		Spear
+ *		Baseball bats (2x)
  */
 
 /*##################################################################
@@ -18,14 +20,14 @@
  */
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded
 	var/wielded = 0
-	var/force_unwielded = 0
 	var/force_wielded = 0
 	var/wieldsound = null
 	var/unwieldsound = null
+	var/base_icon
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/proc/unwield()
 	wielded = 0
-	force = force_unwielded
+	force = initial(force)
 	name = "[initial(name)]"
 	update_icon()
 
@@ -52,6 +54,7 @@
 	return	unwield()
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/update_icon()
+	icon_state = "[base_icon][wielded]"
 	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/pickup(mob/user)
@@ -106,6 +109,7 @@
  */
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe  // DEM AXES MAN, marker -Agouri
 	icon_state = "fireaxe0"
+	base_icon = "fireaxe"
 	name = "fire axe"
 	desc = "Truly, the weapon of a madman. Who would think to fight fire with an axe?"
 	force = 5
@@ -113,14 +117,9 @@
 	edge = 1
 	w_class = 4.0
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
-	force_unwielded = 10
 	force_wielded = 40
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "chopped", "cleaved", "torn", "cut")
 
-/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe/update_icon()  //Currently only here to fuck with the on-mob icons.
-	icon_state = "fireaxe[wielded]"
-	return
-
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe/afterattack(atom/A as mob|obj|turf|area, mob/user as mob, proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
 	..()
@@ -142,6 +141,7 @@
  */
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/dualsaber
 	icon_state = "dualsaber0"
+	base_icon = "dualsaber"
 	name = "double-bladed energy sword"
 	desc = "Handle with care."
 	force = 3
@@ -149,7 +149,6 @@
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
-	force_unwielded = 3
 	force_wielded = 30
 	wieldsound = 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg'
 	unwieldsound = 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg'
@@ -159,10 +158,6 @@
 	sharp = 1
 	edge = 1
 
-/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/dualsaber/update_icon()
-	icon_state = "dualsaber[wielded]"
-	return
-
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/dualsaber/attack(target as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
 	..()
 	if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && (wielded) &&prob(40))
@@ -179,4 +174,49 @@
 	if(wielded)
 		return 1
 	else
-		return 0
\ No newline at end of file
+		return 0
+
+/*
+ * Glass/makeshift spear
+ */
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/spear
+	icon_state = "spearglass0"
+	base_icon = "spearglass"
+	name = "spear"
+	desc = "A haphazardly-constructed yet still deadly weapon of ancient design."
+	force = 11
+	w_class = 4.0
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
+	force_wielded = 22 // Was 13, Buffed - RR
+	throwforce = 20
+	throw_speed = 3
+	edge = 0
+	sharp = 1
+	flags = NOSHIELD
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "poked", "jabbed", "torn", "gored")
+
+/*
+ * Baseball bats
+ */
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/baseballbat
+	desc = "The quality is a swing and a miss."
+	name = "wooden bat"
+	icon_state = "woodbat0"
+	base_icon = "woodbat"
+	force = 5
+	force_wielded = 10
+	throwforce = 5
+	throw_speed = 5
+	throw_range = 10
+	w_class = 4.0
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
+	attack_verb = list("struck out", "beat", "bludgeoned", "homerunned")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/genhit3.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/baseballbat/metal
+	name = "metal bat"
+	icon_state = "metalbat0"
+	base_icon = "metalbat"
+	force = 7
+	force_wielded = 15
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index 9ac82b03..2b8801e1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -241,41 +241,35 @@
 			locked = 1
 			update_icon()
 
-/obj/item/weapon/metal_bat
-	desc = "The quality is a swing and a miss."
-	name = "Metal Bat"
-	icon_state = "metalbat"
-	item_state = "bat_l"
-	force = 15.0
-	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 5
-	throw_range = 10
-	w_class = 4.0
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
-	attack_verb = list("struck out", "beat", "bludgeoned", "homerunned")
+obj/item/weapon/wirerod
+	name = "wired rod"
+	desc = "A rod with some wire wrapped around the top. It'd be easy to attach something to the top bit."
+	icon_state = "wiredrod"
+	item_state = "rods"
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	force = 8
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = 3
+	attack_verb = list("hit", "bludgeoned", "whacked", "bonked")
 
-/obj/item/weapon/pla_bat
-	desc = "The quality is a swing and a miss."
-	name = "Plasteel Bat"
-	icon_state = "plabat"
-	item_state = "bat_l"
-	force = 20.0
-	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 5
-	throw_range = 10
-	w_class = 4.0
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
-	attack_verb = list("struck out", "beat", "bludgeoned", "homerunned")
 
-/obj/item/weapon/wood_bat
-	desc = "The quality is a swing and a miss."
-	name = "Wooden Bat"
-	icon_state = "woodbat"
-	item_state = "bat_l"
-	force = 10.0
-	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 5
-	throw_range = 10
-	w_class = 4.0
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
-	attack_verb = list("struck out", "beat", "bludgeoned", "homerunned")
\ No newline at end of file
+obj/item/weapon/wirerod/attackby(var/obj/item/I, mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/shard))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/spear/S = new /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/spear
+
+		user.put_in_hands(S)
+		user << "<span class='notice'>You fasten the glass shard to the top of the rod with the cable.</span>"
+		del(I)
+		del(src)
+		update_icon(user)
+
+	else if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/cattleprod/P = new /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/cattleprod
+
+		user.put_in_hands(P)
+		user << "<span class='notice'>You fasten the wirecutters to the top of the rod with the cable, prongs outward.</span>"
+		del(I)
+		del(src)
+		update_icon(user)
+	update_icon(user)
diff --git a/icons/mob/items_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/items_lefthand.dmi
index 9b3211d5..b45ee521 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/items_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/items_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/items_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/items_righthand.dmi
index dd33e7d6..01272c27 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/items_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/items_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/weapons.dmi b/icons/obj/weapons.dmi
index 401851a8..74853c2d 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/weapons.dmi and b/icons/obj/weapons.dmi differ