New lore names and descriptions for drink bottles. (#9748)

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm

@@ -182,9 +182,22 @@
 	var/icon/broken_outline = icon('icons/obj/drinks.dmi', "broken")
 	w_class = 2
 
+#define DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE  "This drink is made by Getmore Corporation, a subsidiary of NanoTrasen. It mostly specializes in fast food and consumer food products, \
+							   but also makes average quality alcohol. Many can find Getmore products in grocery stores, vending machines, \
+							   and fast food restaurants all under the Getmore brand."
+
+#define DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU    "This drink is made by Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals, a trans-stellar medical research and pharmaceutical conglomerate that has heavy ties with Skrell. \
+							   With a big genetics and xenobiology division, it has also revolutionized the production of some old Terran alcohol."
+
+#define DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT "This drink is made by Silverport Quality Brand, an Idris subsidiary that focuses on production of expensive, extremely high-quality drinks. \
+								Its facilities can be found on both Silversun and Venus, but the Cytherean part of Venus are its main consumers. \
+								Still, Silverport has excellent reputation all across the Orion Spur."
+
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/gin
-	name = "Griffeater gin"
-	desc = "A bottle of high quality gin, produced in the New London Space Station."
+	name = "Alderamin gin"
+	desc = "A bottle of average quality gin, produced on NanoTrasen Space Station Cepheus."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "ginbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/gin = 100)
@@ -200,31 +213,37 @@
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/victorygin = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey
-	name = "Uncle Git's Special Reserve"
-	desc = "A premium single-malt whiskey, gently matured inside the tunnels of a nuclear shelter. TUNNEL WHISKEY RULES."
+	name = "Mu Cephei Special Reserve"
+	desc = "An okayish single-malt whiskey, gently matured inside the maintenance tunnels of NSS Cepheus. TUNNEL WHISKEY RULES."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "whiskeybottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
-	Initialize()
-		. = ..()
-		reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/whiskey, 100)
+	
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/whiskey, 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/fireball
-	name = "Uncle Git's Cinnamon Fireball"
-	desc = "A premium single-malt whiskey, infused with cinnamon and hot pepper inside the tunnels of a nuclear shelter. TUNNEL WHISKEY RULES."
+	name = "Delta Cephei Cinnamon Fireball"
+	desc = "An okayish single-malt whiskey, infused with cinnamon and hot pepper inside the maintenance tunnels of NSS Cepheus. \
+			It is sometimes claimed that Tunnel Runners came up with the current recipe for this drink."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "whiskeybottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/fireball = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/vodka
-	name = "Tunguska Triple Distilled"
-	desc = "Aah, vodka. Prime choice of drink AND fuel by Russians worldwide."
+	name = "Martian 50% Premium"
+	desc = "Only potatoes grown in real imported Martian soil may be used for this premium vodka. Made by Silverport, drunk by Zavodskoi."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "vodkabottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=17, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/vodka = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/tequila
-	name = "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality tequila"
+	name = "Chip’s Guaranteed Quality tequila"
 	desc = "Made from premium petroleum distillates, pure thalidomide and other fine quality ingredients!"
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "tequilabottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/tequila = 100)
@@ -237,8 +256,10 @@
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/drink/nothing = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bitters
-	name = "Angstra Aromatic Bitters"
-	desc = "Only the finest and highest quality herbs find their way into our cocktail bitters."
+	name = "Nojosuru Aromatic Bitters"
+	desc = "Only the finest and highest quality herbs find their way into our cocktail bitters, both human <i>and</i> skrellian."
+	desc_fluff = "This drink is made by Nojosuru Foods, a subsidiary of Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals, founded on Earth in 2252. \
+				  They are known for their surprisingly affordable and incredible quality foods, as well as growing many crops used in pharmaceuticals and luxury items."
 	icon_state = "bitters"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=9)
 
@@ -247,8 +268,9 @@
 	reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/bitters,40)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/champagne
-	name = "Tailfeather's Bubbliest champagne"
+	name = "Silverport’s Bubbliest champagne"
 	desc = "A rather fancy bottle of champagne, fit for collecting and storing in a cellar for decades."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "champagnebottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 
@@ -257,22 +279,26 @@
 	reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/champagne,100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/mintsyrup
-	name = "Wintergreen Mint Syrup"
-	desc = "Minty fresh. NOTE: Do not use as a replacement for breath fresheners."
+	name = "Getmore’s Bold Peppermint"
+	desc = "Minty fresh. Contains dyn (and just a little peppermint)."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "mint_syrup"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=6)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/drink/mintsyrup = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/patron
-	name = "Wrapp Artiste patron"
-	desc = "Silver laced tequila, served in space night clubs across the galaxy."
+	name = "Cytherea Artiste patron"
+	desc = "Silver laced tequila, served in space night clubs across the galaxy. It’s among some of the most expensive Silverport Quality Brand products, \
+			perhaps due to demand rather than the actual cost of production."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "patronbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=7)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/patron = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/rum
-	name = "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced rum"
-	desc = "This isn't just rum, oh no. It's practically GRIFF in a bottle."
+	name = "Captain Melinda's Cuban Spiced rum"
+	desc = "If Getmore gets any alcohol right, it’s certainly rum. It’s practically GRIFF in a bottle."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "rumbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/rum = 100)
@@ -286,67 +312,77 @@
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/water/holywater = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/vermouth
-	name = "Goldeneye vermouth"
-	desc = "Sweet, sweet dryness~"
+	name = "Xinghua vermouth"
+	desc = "Sweet, sweet dryness. Some alcohol critics say that the addition of dyn to the recipe ruins the drink, \
+			but the average consumer doesn’t really notice the difference, and it’s cheaper to manufacture."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "vermouthbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/vermouth = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/kahlua
-	name = "Robert Robust's coffee liqueur"
-	desc = "A widely known, Mexican coffee-flavoured liqueur. In production since 1936, HONK"
+	name = "Nixiqi’s Happy Accident coffee liqueur"
+	desc = "A particularly genius Skrell came up with the recipe by accident in a hydroponics lab by spilling coffee in their herbal concoction, or so the story goes."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "kahluabottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=5)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/coffee/kahlua = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/goldschlager
-	name = "College Girl goldschlager"
-	desc = "Because they are the only ones who will drink 100 proof cinnamon schnapps."
+	name = "Uptown Cytherean goldschlager"
+	desc = "Not as sophisticated as Cytherea Artiste, but I guess if you <i>really</i> want to have pure gold in your drink..."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "goldschlagerbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/goldschlager = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cognac
-	name = "Chateau De Baton Premium cognac"
-	desc = "A sweet and strongly alchoholic drink, made after numerous distillations and years of maturing. You might as well not scream 'SHITCURITY' this time."
+	name = "Cytherea Golden Sweetness cognac"
+	desc = "A sweet and strongly alchoholic drink, made after numerous distillations and years of maturing. Savor this, and feel the real high life."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "cognacbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/cognac = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/wine
-	name = "Doublebeard Bearded Red Wine"
-	desc = "A faint aura of unease and asspainery surrounds the bottle."
+	name = "Silverport Quality Brand red wine"
+	desc = "Some consider this to be Silversun’s main cultural export."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "winebottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/wine = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/absinthe
 	name = "Jailbreaker Verte"
-	desc = "One sip of this and you just know you're gonna have a good time."
+	desc = "One sip of this and you just know you’re gonna have a good time. Particularly artistic Cythereans drink this Silverport product to get inspired."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
 	icon_state = "absinthebottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=7)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/absinthe = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/melonliquor
 	name = "Emeraldine melon liquor"
-	desc = "A bottle of 46 proof Emeraldine Melon Liquor. Sweet and light."
-	icon_state = "alco-green" //Placeholder.
+	desc = "A bottle of 46 proof Emeraldine Melon Liquor, made from a Silversun-grown variety of melon. Sweet and light, and surprisingly cheap considering the manufacturer."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_SILVERPORT
+	icon_state = "alco-green"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=6)
 	drink_flags = IS_GLASS | UNIQUE_EMPTY_ICON
 	empty_icon_state = "alco-blue_empty"
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/melonliquor = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bluecuracao
-	name = "Miss blue curacao"
-	desc = "A fruity, exceptionally azure drink. Does not allow the imbiber to use the fifth magic."
-	icon_state = "alco-blue" //Placeholder.
+	name = "Xuaousha curacao"
+	desc = "A fruity, exceptionally azure drink. Thanks to weird Skrellian genetic experiments, oranges used for this are, in fact, really blue."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
+	icon_state = "alco-blue"
 	empty_icon_state = "alco-clear"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=6)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/bluecuracao = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/grenadine
-	name = "Briar Rose grenadine syrup"
+	name = "Getmore’s Tangy grenadine syrup"
 	desc = "Sweet and tangy, a bar syrup used to add color or flavor to drinks."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "grenadinebottle"
 	drink_flags = IS_GLASS | NO_EMPTY_ICON
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=6)
@@ -354,7 +390,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cola
 	name = "space cola"
-	desc = "Cola. in space"
+	desc = "Cola. In space."
 	icon_state = "colabottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=6)
 	drink_flags = NO_EMPTY_ICON
@@ -383,8 +419,9 @@
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/drink/spacemountainwind = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/pwine
-	name = "Warlock's Velvet"
+	name = "Chip Getmore's Velvet"
 	desc = "What a delightful packaging for a surely high quality wine! The vintage must be amazing!"
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "pwinebottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=4)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/pwine = 100)
@@ -400,8 +437,9 @@
 	rag_underlay = "rag_small"
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/small/beer
-	name = "space beer"
-	desc = "Contains only water, malt and hops."
+	name = "Ultimate Quality beer"
+	desc = "Contains only water, malt and hops. Not really as high-quality as the name says, but it’s still popular."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "beer"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=8)
 
@@ -419,36 +457,43 @@
 //aurora's drinks
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/chartreusegreen
-	name = "green chartreuse"
-	desc = "A green, strong liqueur."
+	name = "Nralakk Touch green chartreuse"
+	desc = "A green, strong liqueur with a very strong flavor. The original recipe called for almost a hundred of different herbs, \
+			but thanks to Skrellian improvements to the recipe, it now just has five, without losing any nuance."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "chartreusegreenbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 15,"y" = 5)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/chartreusegreen = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/chartreuseyellow
-	name = "yellow chartreuse"
-	desc = "A yellow, strong liqueur."
+	name = "Nralakk Touch yellow chartreuse"
+	desc = "A green, strong liqueur with a very strong flavor. The original recipe called for almost a hundred of different herbs, \
+			but thanks to Skrellian improvements to the recipe, it now just has five, without losing any nuance."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "chartreuseyellowbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 15,"y" = 5)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/chartreuseyellow = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cremewhite
-	name = "white creme de menthe"
+	name = "Xinghua White Mint"
 	desc = "Mint-flavoured alcohol, in a bottle."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "whitecremebottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 16,"y" = 5)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/cremewhite = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cremeyvette
-	name = "Creme de Yvette"
+	name = "Xinghua Delicate Violet"
 	desc = "Berry-flavoured alcohol, in a bottle."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "cremedeyvettebottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 16,"y" = 6)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/cremeyvette = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/brandy
-	name = "brandy"
-	desc = "Cheap knock off for cognac."
+	name = "Admiral Cindy's brandy"
+	desc = "Cheap knock off for Silverport cognac; Getmore’s attempt to ride off the cognac fad of the 2420s."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "brandybottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 15,"y" = 8)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/brandy = 100)
@@ -461,15 +506,17 @@
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/guinness = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/drambuie
-	name = "Drambuie"
-	desc = "A bottle of Drambuie."
+	name = "Xinghua Honeyed Satisfaction"
+	desc = "A bottle of trendy whiskey with genetically modified barley. The exact genome is a closely-guarded secret, but it tastes sweet and slightly herbal."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_ZENGHU
 	icon_state = "drambuie_bottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 16,"y" = 6)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/drambuie = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/sbiten
-	name = "sbiten"
-	desc = "A bottle full of sweet sbiten."
+	name = "Getmore’s Traditional Sbiten"
+	desc = "A drink that died, then got revived, then died again, and became a fad <i>again</i> now thanks to Getmore having a surplus of honey."
+	desc_fluff = DRINK_FLUFF_GETMORE
 	icon_state = "sbitenbottle"
 	center_of_mass = list("x" = 16,"y" = 7)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/alcohol/ethanol/sbiten = 100)