diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/gift_wrappaper.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/gift_wrappaper.dm
index aa33192847b..1cc50d49dd7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/gift_wrappaper.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/gift_wrappaper.dm
@@ -244,7 +244,6 @@
 
 /obj/item/xmasgift/medium/get_gift_type()
 	var/picked_gift_type = pick(
-		/obj/item/sord,
 		/obj/random/booze,
 		/obj/random/random_flag,
 		/obj/item/storage/belt/champion,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index 2c5e77244fd..050f469e41d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -128,24 +128,6 @@
 	pickup_sound = /decl/sound_category/sword_pickup_sound
 	equip_sound = /decl/sound_category/sword_equip_sound
 
-/obj/item/sord
-	name = "\improper SORD"
-	desc = "This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/sword.dmi'
-	icon_state = "sord"
-	item_state = "sord"
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-	force = 2
-	throwforce = 1
-	sharp = 1
-	edge = TRUE
-	w_class = ITEMSIZE_NORMAL
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	contained_sprite = TRUE
-	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/card.ogg'
-	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/card.ogg'
-
 /obj/item/banhammer
 	desc = "banhammer"
 	name = "banhammer"
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/random_stock/t2_uncommon.dm b/code/modules/cargo/random_stock/t2_uncommon.dm
index 32d5b81355c..64d2908830d 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/random_stock/t2_uncommon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/random_stock/t2_uncommon.dm
@@ -144,9 +144,6 @@ STOCK_ITEM_UNCOMMON(advwelder, 2)
 	else
 		new /obj/item/weldingtool/hugetank(L)
 
-STOCK_ITEM_UNCOMMON(sord, 1)
-	new /obj/item/sord(L)
-
 STOCK_ITEM_UNCOMMON(policebaton, 1.5)
 	new /obj/item/melee/classic_baton(L)
 
diff --git a/html/changelogs/dansemacabre-sordbegone.yml b/html/changelogs/dansemacabre-sordbegone.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a9485a479a8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/dansemacabre-sordbegone.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes:
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#   balance
+#   admin
+#   backend
+#   security
+#   refactor
+#################################
+
+# Your name.
+author: DanseMacabre
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes:
+  - rscdel: "Removed homestuck reference #1 (sord)"
diff --git a/icons/obj/sword.dmi b/icons/obj/sword.dmi
index 31c0b0b0189..18f53192468 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/sword.dmi and b/icons/obj/sword.dmi differ