diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystems/mob.dm b/code/controllers/subsystems/mob.dm
index 64e75f08707..c7dc399f0b9 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystems/mob.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystems/mob.dm
@@ -83,7 +83,7 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(mobs)
 	//of course, if we haven't resumed, this comparison would be useless, hence we skip it
 	var/list/currentrun = resumed ? (src.currentrun &= (GLOB.mob_list + processing)) : src.currentrun
 
-	var/seconds_per_tick = wait / (1 SECONDS)
+	var/seconds_per_tick = (1 SECONDS) / wait
 
 	while(length(currentrun))
 		var/datum/thing = currentrun[length(currentrun)]
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm b/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm
index d42e111e241..ede0cefeb89 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm
@@ -185,6 +185,10 @@
 	if(!owner.should_have_organ(BP_HEART))
 		return ..()
 
+	// Adjust the rate of brain healing and damage over time if the owner is in stasis.
+	if(owner.stasis_value > 0)
+		seconds_per_tick /= owner.stasis_value
+
 	// No heart? You are going to have a very bad time. Not 100% lethal because heart transplants should be a thing.
 	var/blood_volume = owner.get_blood_oxygenation()
 	if(blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE)
@@ -204,9 +208,9 @@
 	switch(blood_volume)
 		if(BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE to INFINITY)
 			if(can_heal && owner.chem_effects[CE_BRAIN_REGEN])
-				damage = max(damage - brain_regen_amount, 0) * safe_damage_modifier
+				damage -= min(damage, brain_regen_amount * safe_damage_modifier)
 			else if(can_heal)
-				damage = max(damage - brain_damage_amount, 0) * safe_damage_modifier
+				damage -= min(damage, brain_damage_amount * safe_damage_modifier)
 		if(BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY to BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
 			owner.notify_message(SPAN_WARNING("You feel a bit [pick("lightheaded","dizzy","pale")]..."), rand(20 SECONDS, 40 SECONDS), key = "blood_volume_okay")
 			dammod = owner.chem_effects[CE_STABLE] ? okay_stabilized_mod : okay_unstable_mod
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/internal/liver.dm b/code/modules/organs/internal/liver.dm
index 10a4817d8cb..1dc2669a98e 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/internal/liver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/internal/liver.dm
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 	var/filter_effect_from_critical_toxin = 2
 
 	/// Modifier on how efficiently this liver eliminates booze.
-	var/booze_filtering_modifier = 1
+	var/booze_filtering_modifier = 0.03
 
 	/// How much the liver being bruised contributes to filter effect.
 	var/filter_effect_from_bruise = 1
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@
 	var/filter_effect_from_broken = 2
 
 	/// Modifier on how efficiently this liver eliminates booze while blackout drunk.
-	var/blackout_booze_filtering_modifier = 0.5
+	var/blackout_booze_filtering_modifier = 0.015
 
 	/// Message to play in chat to a liver-haver when they have an infection.
 	var/infection_level_one_warning = "Your skin itches."
@@ -168,5 +168,5 @@
 	base_filter_strength = 1.5
 	base_filter_effect = 5
 	toxin_critical_mass = 90
-	booze_filtering_modifier = 100 // "Impossible to get drunk", this should make it impossible. :)
-	blackout_booze_filtering_modifier = 1
+	booze_filtering_modifier = 0.5 // "Impossible to get drunk", this should make it impossible. :)
+	blackout_booze_filtering_modifier = 0.25
diff --git a/html/changelogs/hellfirejag-moblifefixes.yml b/html/changelogs/hellfirejag-moblifefixes.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6362814320e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/hellfirejag-moblifefixes.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+author: Hellfirejag
+delete-after: True
+changes:
+  - bugfix: "Fixed mobs having an unintended high time delta. Things like organs should no longer work several dozen times faster than expected."
+  - bugfix: "You can now actually get drunk again(The unexpectedly high time delta was the culprit here)."
+  - rscadd: "Stasis sources(Such as cryogenics, stasis bags, and stasis beds) now decrease the rate at which brain damage is both healed and accumulated. Thus, they now properly buy time for medics."