diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
index 92ff74bd2c7..ecb20c6b415 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
@@ -115,6 +115,8 @@
 			message = dd_replacetext(message, ".", "")
 			message = lowertext(message)
 			*/
+	if (src.slurring)
+		message = slur(message)
 	..(message)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/say_understands(var/other)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
index c292aaaa67f..d1bb642f3f3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
@@ -185,6 +185,28 @@ proc/hasorgans(A)
 		p++
 	return t
 
+proc/slur(phrase)
+	phrase = html_decode(phrase)
+	var/leng=lentext(phrase)
+	var/counter=lentext(phrase)
+	var/newphrase=""
+	var/newletter=""
+	while(counter>=1)
+		newletter=copytext(phrase,(leng-counter)+1,(leng-counter)+2)
+		if(rand(1,3)==3)
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="o")	newletter="u"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="s")	newletter="ch"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="a")	newletter="ah"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="c")	newletter="k"
+		switch(rand(1,15))
+			if(1,3,5,8)	newletter="[lowertext(newletter)]"
+			if(2,4,6,15)	newletter="[uppertext(newletter)]"
+			if(7)	newletter+="'"
+			//if(9,10)	newletter="<b>[newletter]</b>"
+			//if(11,12)	newletter="<big>[newletter]</big>"
+			//if(13)	newletter="<small>[newletter]</small>"
+		newphrase+="[newletter]";counter-=1
+	return newphrase
 
 /proc/stutter(n)
 	var/te = html_decode(n)
@@ -382,4 +404,4 @@ var/list/intents = list("help","disarm","grab","hurt")
 			if(a_intent == "hurt")
 				hud_used.action_intent.icon_state = "harm"
 			else
-				hud_used.action_intent.icon_state = "help"
+				hud_used.action_intent.icon_state = "help"