diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending_types.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending_types.dm
index a7d4f679164..d01ff3e1beb 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending_types.dm
@@ -255,7 +255,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/dr_gibb = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/root_beer = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/starkist = 10,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle = 10,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/dyn = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/space_up = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/iced_tea = 10,
@@ -278,7 +278,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/dr_gibb = 16,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/root_beer = 13,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/starkist = 15,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle = 12,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle = 12,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/dyn = 18,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/space_up = 15,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/iced_tea = 13,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/trash.dm b/code/game/objects/items/trash.dm
index 18902a8727b..4b4d9bbaf7a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/trash.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/trash.dm
@@ -139,9 +139,14 @@
 
 /obj/item/trash/can
 	name = "used can"
-	icon_state = "can-used"
+	icon_state = "cola"
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/soda.ogg'
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/soda.ogg'
+	randpixel = 4
+
+/obj/item/trash/can/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	randpixel_xy()
 
 /obj/item/trash/tuna
 	name = "\improper Tuna Snax"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
index 16ea7003635..f80d3cf547f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
@@ -493,7 +493,7 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/freezer/rations/fill()
 	for(var/i=1,i<=6,i++)
 		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidfood(src)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle(src)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/bin
 	name = "large bin"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
index 39602789bfb..5d69bc30a9a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,25 @@
 	flags = 0 //starts closed
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/soda.ogg'
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/soda.ogg'
+	desc_info = "Click it in your hand to open it.\
+				 If it's carbonated and closed, you can shake it by clicking on it with harm intent. \
+				 If it's empty, you can crush it on your forehead by selecting your head and clicking on yourself with harm intent. \
+				 You can also crush cans on other people's foreheads as well."
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/attack(mob/living/M, mob/user, var/target_zone)
+	if(iscarbon(M) && !reagents.total_volume && user.a_intent == I_HURT && target_zone == BP_HEAD)
+		if(M == user)
+			user.visible_message(SPAN_WARNING("[user] crushes the can of [src.name] on [user.get_pronoun(1)] forehead!"), SPAN_NOTICE("You crush the can of [src.name] on your forehead."))
+		else
+			user.visible_message(SPAN_WARNING("[user] crushes the can of [src.name] on [M]'s forehead!"), SPAN_NOTICE("You crush the can of [src.name] on [M]'s forehead."))
+		M.apply_damage(2,BRUTE,BP_HEAD) // ouch.
+		playsound(M,'sound/items/soda_crush.ogg', rand(10,50), TRUE)
+		var/obj/item/trash/can/crushed_can = new /obj/item/trash/can(M.loc)
+		crushed_can.icon_state = icon_state
+		qdel(src)
+		user.put_in_hands(crushed_can)
+		return TRUE
+	. = ..()
 
 //DRINKS
 
@@ -14,16 +33,6 @@
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=10)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/drink/space_cola = 30)
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle
-	name = "bottled water"
-	desc = "Introduced to the vending machines by Skrellian request, this water comes straight from the Martian poles."
-	icon_state = "waterbottle"
-	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=8)
-	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/disk.ogg'
-	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/disk.ogg'
-
-	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/water = 30)
-
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/space_mountain_wind
 	name = "\improper Space Mountain Wind"
 	desc = "Blows right through you like a space wind."
@@ -148,7 +157,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/zorahozm
 	name = "\improper High Octane Zorane Might"
-	desc = "A can of fizzy, acidic energy, with plenty V'krexi additives. It tastes like the bottom of your mouth is being impaled by a freezing cold spear, a spear laced with bees and salt."
+	desc = "A can of fizzy, acidic energy, with plenty of V'krexi additives. Tastes like impaling the bottom of your mouth with a freezing cold spear laced with bees and salt."
 	icon_state = "hozm"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=8)
 
@@ -156,7 +165,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/zoravenom
 	name = "\improper Zo'ra Soda Sour Venom Grass (Diet!)"
-	desc = "A diet can of Venom Grass flavored energy drink, with V'krexi additives. It still tastes like a cloud of stinging polytrinic bees, but calories are nowhere to be found."
+	desc = "A diet can of Venom Grass flavored energy drink, with V'krexi additives. Still tastes like a cloud of stinging polytrinic bees, but calories are nowhere to be found."
 	icon_state = "sourvenomgrass"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=8)
 
@@ -212,7 +221,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/dyn
 	name = "Cooling Breeze"
-	desc = "The most refreshing thing you can find on the market, based on a Skrell medicinal plant. No salt or sugar. "
+	desc = "The most refreshing thing you can find on the market, based on a Skrell medicinal plant. No salt or sugar."
 	icon_state = "dyncan"
 	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=10)
 	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/drink/dynjuice/cold = 30)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
index 5330e81fb1e..3e8d5bc815b 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
@@ -65,8 +65,8 @@ If you add a drink with no empty icon sprite, ensure it is flagged as NO_EMPTY_I
 		open(user)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/proc/open(mob/user as mob)
-	playsound(loc,'sound/effects/canopen.ogg', rand(10,50), 1)
-	user.visible_message("<b>[user]</b> opens \the [src].", SPAN_NOTICE("You open \the [src] with an audible pop!"), "You can hear a pop,")
+	playsound(loc,'sound/items/soda_open.ogg', rand(10,50), 1)
+	user.visible_message("<b>[user]</b> opens \the [src].", SPAN_NOTICE("You open \the [src] with an audible pop!"), "You can hear a pop.")
 	flags |= OPENCONTAINER
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/proc/boom(mob/user as mob)
@@ -276,6 +276,33 @@ If you add a drink with no empty icon sprite, ensure it is flagged as NO_EMPTY_I
 	else
 		is_liquid = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle
+	name = "bottled water"
+	desc = "Introduced to the vending machines by Skrellian request, this water comes straight from the Martian poles."
+	icon_state = "waterbottle"
+	flags = 0 //starts closed
+	center_of_mass = list("x"=16, "y"=8)
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/disk.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/disk.ogg'
+
+	reagents_to_add = list(/datum/reagent/water = 30)
+
+//heehoo bottle flipping
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle/throw_impact()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!QDELETED(src))
+		if(prob(10)) // landed upright
+			src.visible_message(SPAN_NOTICE("\The [src] lands upright!"))
+		if(prob(1)) // landed upright on ITS CAP
+			src.visible_message(SPAN_NOTICE("\The [src] lands upright on its cap!"))
+			animate(src, transform = matrix(prob(50)? 180 : -180, MATRIX_ROTATE), time = 3, loop = 0)
+		else // landed on it's side
+			animate(src, transform = matrix(prob(50)? 90 : -90, MATRIX_ROTATE), time = 3, loop = 0)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle/pickup()
+	. = ..()
+	animate(src, transform = null, time = 1, loop = 0)
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/sillycup
 	name = "paper cup"
 	desc = "A paper water cup."
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/lunch.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/lunch.dm
index 3e44b8b480e..fa85e8f975f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/lunch.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/lunch.dm
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ var/list/lunchables_snacks_ = list(
 
 var/list/lunchables_drinks_ = list(
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/cola,
-	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
+	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/space_mountain_wind,
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/dr_gibb,
 	/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/starkist,
diff --git a/html/changelogs/wezzy_cancrush_bottleflip.yml b/html/changelogs/wezzy_cancrush_bottleflip.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f0a79bd33a9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/wezzy_cancrush_bottleflip.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes: 
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#   balance
+#   admin
+#   backend
+#   security
+#   refactor
+#################################
+
+# Your name.  
+author: Wowzewow (Wezzy)
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "You can now crush cans on your head, so long as it's empty and you are targeting something's head with harm intent."
+  - rscadd: "You can now bottle flip using bottled water. Just throw."
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index ba0c3c0b646..9f2a35b1523 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/trash.dmi b/icons/obj/trash.dmi
index 3ce3dde1652..60011e22338 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/trash.dmi and b/icons/obj/trash.dmi differ
diff --git a/maps/aurora/aurora-1_centcomm.dmm b/maps/aurora/aurora-1_centcomm.dmm
index 0002ecd463b..504f3b70efd 100644
--- a/maps/aurora/aurora-1_centcomm.dmm
+++ b/maps/aurora/aurora-1_centcomm.dmm
@@ -2446,11 +2446,11 @@
 /obj/item/device/suit_cooling_unit{
 	pixel_x = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = -6;
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = -6;
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
@@ -5438,11 +5438,11 @@
 /area/shuttle/administration/centcom)
 "auh" = (
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/freezer/rations,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
 /obj/effect/floor_decal/corner/red{
 	dir = 6
 	},
@@ -18419,7 +18419,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/material/ashtray/glass,
 /obj/item/storage/box/fancy/cigarettes/dromedaryco,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
 /turf/unsimulated/floor{
 	icon_state = "floor"
 	},
@@ -24445,7 +24445,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/shuttle/merchant/start)
 "jqI" = (
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = -6;
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
diff --git a/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm b/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm
index eb88d061b81..96a9b6e6e74 100644
--- a/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm
+++ b/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm
@@ -64710,26 +64710,26 @@
 /area/maintenance/vault)
 "pSX" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = -7;
 	pixel_y = 10
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_y = 10
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = 7;
 	pixel_y = 10
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	layer = 3.1;
 	pixel_x = -7;
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = 7;
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
diff --git a/maps/aurora/aurora-6_surface.dmm b/maps/aurora/aurora-6_surface.dmm
index e09489cd901..b031c5ff0e4 100644
--- a/maps/aurora/aurora-6_surface.dmm
+++ b/maps/aurora/aurora-6_surface.dmm
@@ -24449,26 +24449,26 @@
 /obj/structure/table/standard,
 /obj/item/storage/box/fancy/cookiesnack,
 /obj/item/storage/box/fancy/cookiesnack,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	layer = 3.01;
 	pixel_x = -8;
 	pixel_y = 14
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	layer = 3.01;
 	pixel_x = -1;
 	pixel_y = 14
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	layer = 3.01;
 	pixel_x = 6;
 	pixel_y = 14
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = -5;
 	pixel_y = 17
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle{
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle{
 	pixel_x = 2;
 	pixel_y = 17
 	},
diff --git a/maps/exodus/exodus-2_centcomm.dmm b/maps/exodus/exodus-2_centcomm.dmm
index a63e45555a9..15779745e6c 100644
--- a/maps/exodus/exodus-2_centcomm.dmm
+++ b/maps/exodus/exodus-2_centcomm.dmm
@@ -19043,7 +19043,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/material/ashtray/glass,
 /obj/item/storage/box/fancy/cigarettes/dromedaryco,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
 /turf/unsimulated/floor{
 	icon_state = "floor"
 	},
diff --git a/maps/templates/distress/iac.dmm b/maps/templates/distress/iac.dmm
index 1e39ded8e71..91efaaf581d 100644
--- a/maps/templates/distress/iac.dmm
+++ b/maps/templates/distress/iac.dmm
@@ -54,16 +54,16 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/skrellsnacks,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nathisnack,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nathisnack,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
 /obj/random/plushie,
 /obj/random/plushie,
 /turf/unsimulated/floor{
diff --git a/maps/templates/distress/kataphracts.dmm b/maps/templates/distress/kataphracts.dmm
index 47369b0121e..809282e90c7 100644
--- a/maps/templates/distress/kataphracts.dmm
+++ b/maps/templates/distress/kataphracts.dmm
@@ -74,16 +74,16 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/skrellsnacks,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nathisnack,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nathisnack,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/waterbottle,
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diff --git a/sound/items/soda_crush.ogg b/sound/items/soda_crush.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..834c929b04c
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diff --git a/sound/effects/canopen.ogg b/sound/items/soda_open.ogg
similarity index 100%
rename from sound/effects/canopen.ogg
rename to sound/items/soda_open.ogg