diff --git a/code/__defines/chemistry.dm b/code/__defines/chemistry.dm
index ab44ee8387a..19cefd82cdf 100644
--- a/code/__defines/chemistry.dm
+++ b/code/__defines/chemistry.dm
@@ -52,9 +52,9 @@ var/list/cheartstopper = list("potassium_chloride")                       // Thi
 #define INTOX_DEATH      0.45
 
 //How many units of intoxication to remove per second
-#define INTOX_FILTER_HEALTHY 0.015
-#define INTOX_FILTER_BRUISED 0.010
-#define INTOX_FILTER_DAMAGED 0.05
+#define INTOX_FILTER_HEALTHY 0.035
+#define INTOX_FILTER_BRUISED 0.02
+#define INTOX_FILTER_DAMAGED 0.010
 
 #define	BASE_DIZZY 50 //Base dizziness from getting drunk.
 #define DIZZY_ADD_SCALE 15 //Amount added for every 0.01 percent over the JUDGEIMP limit
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/intoxication.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/intoxication.dm
index 8a924ce3f28..f4c3123ae58 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/intoxication.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/intoxication.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ var/mob/living/carbon/human/alcohol_clumsy = 0
 
 /datum/modifier/drunk/custom_validity()
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
-	if(istype(H))
+	if(!istype(H))
 		return 0
 	if(H.get_blood_alcohol() >= INTOX_MUSCLEIMP*H.species.ethanol_resistance)
 		return 1
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Dispenser.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Dispenser.dm
index 8c659f09025..43364c3665d 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Dispenser.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Dispenser.dm
@@ -130,7 +130,7 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/alcohol/affect_ingest(mob/living/carbon/M, alien, removed)
 
-	M.intoxication += (strength * removed) * 0.075
+	M.intoxication += (strength / 100) * removed
 
 	if (druggy != 0)
 		M.druggy = max(M.druggy, druggy)