diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/_defines.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/_defines.dm
index 948c07ef0ae..3e092948dce 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/_defines.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/_defines.dm
@@ -80,8 +80,8 @@
 #define ui_alien_oxygen "EAST-1:28,NORTH-4:25"
 
 //Middle right (status indicators)
-#define ui_nutrition "EAST-0:4,CENTER-2:11"
-#define ui_hydration "EAST-1:20,CENTER-2:11"
+#define ui_nutrition "EAST-1:28,CENTER-2:11"
+#define ui_nutrition_small "EAST:4,CENTER-2:24"
 #define ui_temp "EAST-1:28,CENTER-1:13"
 #define ui_health "EAST-1:28,CENTER:15"
 #define ui_internal "EAST-1:28,CENTER+1:17"
diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/human.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/human.dm
index 913eaccfc86..5be75f85710 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/human.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/human.dm
@@ -254,18 +254,18 @@
 			mymob.internals.icon_state = "internal1"
 
 	if(hud_data.has_warnings)
-		mymob.oxygen = new /obj/screen()
-		mymob.oxygen.icon = ui_style
+		mymob.oxygen = new /obj/screen/oxygen()
+		mymob.oxygen.icon = 'icons/mob/status_indicators.dmi'
 		mymob.oxygen.icon_state = "oxy0"
 		mymob.oxygen.name = "oxygen"
-		mymob.oxygen.screen_loc = ui_oxygen
+		mymob.oxygen.screen_loc = ui_temp
 		hud_elements |= mymob.oxygen
 
-		mymob.toxin = new /obj/screen()
-		mymob.toxin.icon = ui_style
+		mymob.toxin = new /obj/screen/toxins()
+		mymob.toxin.icon = 'icons/mob/status_indicators.dmi'
 		mymob.toxin.icon_state = "tox0"
 		mymob.toxin.name = "toxin"
-		mymob.toxin.screen_loc = ui_toxin
+		mymob.toxin.screen_loc = ui_temp
 		hud_elements |= mymob.toxin
 
 		mymob.fire = new /obj/screen()
@@ -283,35 +283,36 @@
 		hud_elements |= mymob.healths
 
 	if(hud_data.has_pressure)
-		mymob.pressure = new /obj/screen()
-		mymob.pressure.icon = ui_style
+		mymob.pressure = new /obj/screen/pressure()
+		mymob.pressure.icon = 'icons/mob/status_indicators.dmi'
 		mymob.pressure.icon_state = "pressure0"
 		mymob.pressure.name = "pressure"
-		mymob.pressure.screen_loc = ui_pressure
+		mymob.pressure.screen_loc = ui_temp
 		hud_elements |= mymob.pressure
 
 	if(hud_data.has_bodytemp)
-		mymob.bodytemp = new /obj/screen()
-		mymob.bodytemp.icon = ui_style
+		mymob.bodytemp = new /obj/screen/bodytemp()
+		mymob.bodytemp.icon = 'icons/mob/status_indicators.dmi'
 		mymob.bodytemp.icon_state = "temp1"
 		mymob.bodytemp.name = "body temperature"
 		mymob.bodytemp.screen_loc = ui_temp
 		hud_elements |= mymob.bodytemp
 
 	if(hud_data.has_nutrition)
-		mymob.nutrition_icon = new /obj/screen()
-		mymob.nutrition_icon.icon = ui_style
+		mymob.nutrition_icon = new /obj/screen/food()
+		mymob.nutrition_icon.icon = 'icons/mob/status_hunger.dmi'
+		mymob.nutrition_icon.pixel_w = 8
 		mymob.nutrition_icon.icon_state = "nutrition0"
 		mymob.nutrition_icon.name = "nutrition"
 		mymob.nutrition_icon.screen_loc = ui_nutrition
 		hud_elements |= mymob.nutrition_icon
 
 	if(hud_data.has_hydration)
-		mymob.hydration_icon = new /obj/screen()
-		mymob.hydration_icon.icon = ui_style
+		mymob.hydration_icon = new /obj/screen/thirst()
+		mymob.hydration_icon.icon = 'icons/mob/status_hunger.dmi'
 		mymob.hydration_icon.icon_state = "thirst0"
 		mymob.hydration_icon.name = "thirst"
-		mymob.hydration_icon.screen_loc = ui_hydration
+		mymob.hydration_icon.screen_loc = ui_nutrition
 		hud_elements |= mymob.hydration_icon
 
 	if(hud_data.has_up_hint)
@@ -415,3 +416,84 @@
 		h_style = pick("Bedhead", "Bedhead 2", "Bedhead 3")
 	all_underwear.Cut()
 	regenerate_icons()
+
+// Yes, these use icon state. Yes, these are terrible. The alternative is duplicating 
+// a bunch of fairly blobby logic for every click override on these objects.
+
+/obj/screen/food/Click(var/location, var/control, var/params)
+	if(istype(usr) && usr.nutrition_icon == src)
+		switch(icon_state)
+			if("nutrition0")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("You are completely stuffed."))
+			if("nutrition1")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("You are not hungry."))
+			if("nutrition2")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("You are a bit peckish."))
+			if("nutrition3")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("You are quite hungry."))
+			if("nutrition4")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("You are starving!"))
+
+/obj/screen/thirst/Click(var/location, var/control, var/params)
+	if(istype(usr) && usr.hydration_icon == src)
+		switch(icon_state)
+			if("thirst0")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("You are completely hydrated."))
+			if("thirst1")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("You are not thirsty"))
+			if("thirst2")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("You are a bit thirsty."))
+			if("thirst3")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("You are quite thirsty."))
+			if("thirst4")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("Your are entirely dehydrated!"))
+
+/obj/screen/bodytemp/Click(var/location, var/control, var/params)
+	if(istype(usr) && usr.bodytemp == src)
+		switch(icon_state)
+			if("temp4")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("You are being cooked alive!"))
+			if("temp3")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("Your body is burning up!"))
+			if("temp2")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("You are overheating."))
+			if("temp1")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("You are uncomfortably hot."))
+			if("temp-4")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("You are being frozen solid!"))
+			if("temp-3")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("You are freezing cold!"))
+			if("temp-2")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("You are dangerously chilled"))
+			if("temp-1")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("You are uncomfortably cold."))
+			else
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("Your body is at a comfortable temperature."))
+
+/obj/screen/pressure/Click(var/location, var/control, var/params)
+	if(istype(usr) && usr.pressure == src)
+		switch(icon_state)
+			if("pressure2")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("The air pressure here is crushing!"))
+			if("pressure1")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("The air pressure here is dangerously high."))
+			if("pressure-1")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("The air pressure here is dangerously low."))
+			if("pressure-2")
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("There is nearly no air pressure here!"))
+			else
+				to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("The local air pressure is comfortable."))
+
+/obj/screen/toxins/Click(var/location, var/control, var/params)
+	if(istype(usr) && usr.toxin == src)
+		if(icon_state == "tox0")
+			to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("The air is clear of toxins."))
+		else
+			to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("The air is eating away at your skin!"))
+
+/obj/screen/oxygen/Click(var/location, var/control, var/params)
+	if(istype(usr) && usr.oxygen == src)
+		if(icon_state == "oxy0")
+			to_chat(usr, SPAN_NOTICE("You are breathing easy."))
+		else
+			to_chat(usr, SPAN_DANGER("You cannot breathe!"))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 48dfda63836..ba8d95a0a4d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -905,7 +905,7 @@
 				if (nutrition_icon.icon_state != new_val)
 					nutrition_icon.icon_state = new_val
 			if(hydration_icon)
-				var/hyd_factor = max(0,min(hydration / max_hydration,1))
+				var/hyd_factor = max_hydration ? Clamp(hydration / max_hydration, 0, 1) : 1
 				var/hyd_icon = 5
 				if(hyd_factor >= CREW_HYDRATION_OVERHYDRATED)
 					hyd_icon = 0
diff --git a/html/changelogs/geeves-human_ui_makeover.yml b/html/changelogs/geeves-human_ui_makeover.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2e051c56c20
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/geeves-human_ui_makeover.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+author: Geeves
+
+delete-after: True
+
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "Ported a modified human UI from Bay/Europa with minor edits."
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/mob/status_hunger.dmi b/icons/mob/status_hunger.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..04e97852b01
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diff --git a/icons/mob/status_indicators.dmi b/icons/mob/status_indicators.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f6df1604482
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