diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
index d6c0cec2833..d2d7c0d2457 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
@@ -472,7 +472,7 @@ There are several things that need to be remembered:
 		if(update_icons)   update_icon()
 		return
 
-	var/has_visible_hair = h_style && !(head && (head.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !(l_ear && (l_ear.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !(r_ear && (r_ear.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !(wear_suit && (wear_suit.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR))
+	var/has_visible_hair = h_style && !(head && (head.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !(l_ear && (l_ear.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !(r_ear && (r_ear.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !(wear_suit && (wear_suit.flags_inv & BLOCKHEADHAIR)) && !isMonkey() && !isgolem()
 
 	var/icon/hair_icon = generate_hair_icon(has_visible_hair)
 
diff --git a/html/changelogs/Bat-Haircuts.yml b/html/changelogs/Bat-Haircuts.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f5f47551413
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/Bat-Haircuts.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+author: Batrachophrenoboocosmomachia
+delete-after: True
+changes:
+  - bugfix: "Hairstyles no longer rendered on monkeys or golems."