diff --git a/code/datums/statistic.dm b/code/datums/statistic.dm
index bf9ca08f7db..92b423c3fcf 100644
--- a/code/datums/statistic.dm
+++ b/code/datums/statistic.dm
@@ -75,6 +75,36 @@
 	key = "clones"
 	write_to_db = TRUE
 
+/datum/statistic/numeric/people_hung
+	name = "People Hung"
+	key = "hangings"
+	write_to_db = TRUE
+
+/datum/statistic/numeric/self_slaps
+	name = "Total Self-slaps"
+	key = "selfslap"
+	write_to_db = TRUE
+
+/datum/statistic/numeric/ai_doors
+	name = "Doors Opened by AI"
+	key = "AI_DOOR"
+	write_to_db = TRUE
+
+/datum/statistic/numeric/messes
+	name = "Total Janitor Tears"
+	key = "messes_made"
+	write_to_db = TRUE
+
+/datum/statistic/numeric/swirlies
+	name = "Swirlies Given"
+	key = "swirlies"
+	write_to_db = TRUE
+
+/datum/statistic/numeric/mule_victims
+	name = "MULE Victims"
+	key = "mule_victims"
+	write_to_db = TRUE
+
 /datum/statistic/grouped/most_deaths
 	name = "Most Overall Deaths (by ckey)"
 	key = "ckey_deaths"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm
index 80ac5437590..a1cad7f8d3b 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm
@@ -725,6 +725,8 @@
 	blood_splatter(src,H,1)
 	bloodiness += 4
 
+	SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("mule_victims")
+
 // player on mulebot attempted to move
 /obj/machinery/bot/mulebot/relaymove(var/mob/user)
 	if(user.stat)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm
index ccf2119b24e..f1e2812ec77 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm
@@ -832,6 +832,8 @@ About the new airlock wires panel:
 				usr << text("The door bolts are down!")
 			else if(activate && density)
 				open()
+				if (isAI(usr))
+					SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("AI_DOOR")
 			else if(!activate && !density)
 				close()
 		if("safeties")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/cleanable.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/cleanable.dm
index 9fe52cc57eb..6e364d11aeb 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/cleanable.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/cleanable.dm
@@ -7,7 +7,9 @@
 		return
 	..()
 
-/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/Initialize()
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/Initialize(mapload)
 	if (LAZYLEN(random_icon_states))
 		icon_state = pick(src.random_icon_states)
 	. = ..()
+	if (!mapload && ROUND_IS_STARTED)
+		SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("messes_made")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
index 7a93c5485e9..6d6641b7977 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
@@ -72,6 +72,7 @@
 						user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] gives [GM.name] a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You give [GM.name] a swirlie!</span>", "You hear a toilet flushing.")
 						if(!GM.internal)
 							GM.adjustOxyLoss(5)
+						SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("swirlies")
 					swirlie = null
 				else
 					user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [GM.name] into the [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You slam [GM.name] into the [src]!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
index 3587456508e..e5b9ab34f16 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
@@ -309,6 +309,7 @@
 				else
 					message = "<span class='danger'>slaps [get_visible_gender() == MALE ? "himself" : get_visible_gender() == FEMALE ? "herself" : "themselves"]!</span>"
 					playsound(loc, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
+					SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("selfslap")
 
 		if("snap", "snaps")
 			m_type = 2
diff --git a/code/modules/power/cable.dm b/code/modules/power/cable.dm
index 737278ffc3c..89a334936d2 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/cable.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/cable.dm
@@ -1010,6 +1010,7 @@ obj/structure/cable/proc/cableColor(var/colorC)
 			"<span class='warning'>[M] ties \the [src] over their neck!</span>",\
 			"<span class='warning'>You tie \the [src] over your neck!</span>")
 		playsound(user.loc, 'sound/effects/noosed.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("hangings")
 		return 1
 	else
 		M.visible_message(\
@@ -1022,6 +1023,7 @@ obj/structure/cable/proc/cableColor(var/colorC)
 					"<span class='danger'>[user] ties \the [src] over [M]'s neck!</span>",\
 					"<span class='danger'>[user] ties \the [src] over your neck!</span>")
 				playsound(user.loc, 'sound/effects/noosed.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+				SSfeedback.IncrementSimpleStat("hangings")
 				return 1
 			else
 				user.visible_message(\