diff --git a/code/game/machinery/hydroponics.dm b/code/game/machinery/hydroponics.dm
index 7109f932aaf..830ffd47ab6 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/hydroponics.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/hydroponics.dm
@@ -20,15 +20,21 @@
 	var/planted = 0 // Is it occupied?
 	var/harvest = 0 //Ready to harvest?
 	var/obj/item/seeds/myseed = null // The currently planted seed
-	New()
+
+/obj/machinery/hydroponics/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj) //Works with the Somatoray to modify plant variables.
+	if(istype(Proj ,/obj/item/projectile/energy/floramut))
+		if(src.planted)
+			src.mutate()
+	else if(istype(Proj ,/obj/item/projectile/energy/florayield))
+		if(src.planted && src.myseed.yield == 0)//Oh god don't divide by zero you'll doom us all.
+			src.myseed.yield += 1
+			//world << "Yield increased by 1, from 0, to a total of [src.myseed.yield]"
+		else if (src.planted && (prob(1/(src.myseed.yield * src.myseed.yield) *100)))//This formula gives you diminishing returns based on yield. 100% with 1 yield, decreasing to 25%, 11%, 6, 4, 2...
+			src.myseed.yield += 1
+			//world << "Yield increased by 1, to a total of [src.myseed.yield]"
+	else
 		..()
-	bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj) //Works with the Somatoray to modify plant variables.
-		if(istype(Proj ,/obj/item/projectile/energy/floramut))
-			if(src.planted)
-				src.mutate()
-		else if(istype(Proj ,/obj/item/projectile/energy/florayield))
-			if(src.planted && src.myseed.yield < 2)
-				src.myseed.yield += 1
+		return
 
 /obj/machinery/hydroponics/attackby(var/obj/item/O as obj, var/mob/user as mob)
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_chair_bed.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_chair_bed.dm
index 2ede6de660f..9b089366db9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_chair_bed.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_chair_bed.dm
@@ -69,11 +69,11 @@
 			if(buckled_mob != user)
 				buckled_mob.visible_message(\
 					"\blue [buckled_mob.name] was unbuckled by [user.name]!",\
-					"You unbuckled from [src] by [user.name].",\
+					"You were unbuckled from [src] by [user.name].",\
 					"You hear metal clanking")
 			else
 				buckled_mob.visible_message(\
-					"\blue [buckled_mob.name] unbuckled himself!",\
+					"\blue [buckled_mob.name] unbuckled \himself!",\
 					"You unbuckle yourself from [src].",\
 					"You hear metal clanking")
 			unbuckle()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
index 22a0571c045..c7dee0e2c19 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@
 	if ((killing == 2 && state == 3))
 		if(assailant.loc != kill_loc)
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(assailant, null))
-				O.show_message(text("\red [] lost his tightened grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
+				O.show_message(text("\red [] lost \his tightened grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
 			killing = 0
 			hud1.icon_state = "disarm/kill"
 			return
@@ -134,7 +134,7 @@
 			if (state >= 3)
 				if (!( killing ))
 					for(var/mob/O in viewers(assailant, null))
-						O.show_message(text("\red [] has temporarily tightened his grip on []!", assailant, affecting), 1)
+						O.show_message(text("\red [] has temporarily tightened \his grip on []!", assailant, affecting), 1)
 						//Foreach goto(97)
 					assailant.next_move = world.time + 10
 					//affecting.stunned = max(2, affecting.stunned)
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@
 						return
 
 					for(var/mob/O in viewers(assailant, null))
-						O.show_message(text("\red [] has reinforced his grip on [] (now neck)!", assailant, affecting), 1)
+						O.show_message(text("\red [] has reinforced \his grip on [] (now neck)!", assailant, affecting), 1)
 
 					state = 3
 					icon_state = "grabbed+1"
@@ -212,7 +212,7 @@
 				else
 					if (state >= 3 && !killing)
 						for(var/mob/O in viewers(assailant, null))
-							O.show_message(text("\red [] starts to tighten his grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
+							O.show_message(text("\red [] starts to tighten \his grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
 						hud1.icon_state = "disarm/kill1"
 						killing = 1
 						if(do_after(assailant, 50))
@@ -227,7 +227,7 @@
 							killing = 2
 							kill_loc = assailant.loc
 							for(var/mob/O in viewers(assailant, null))
-								O.show_message(text("\red [] has tightened his grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
+								O.show_message(text("\red [] has tightened \his grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
 							affecting.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='orange'>Has been strangled (kill intent) by [assailant.name] ([assailant.ckey])</font>")
 							assailant.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='red'>Strangled (kill intent) [affecting.name] ([affecting.ckey])</font>")
 							log_attack("<font color='red'>[assailant.name] ([assailant.ckey]) Strangled (kill intent) [affecting.name] ([affecting.ckey])</font>")
@@ -236,7 +236,7 @@
 							affecting.losebreath += 1
 						else
 							for(var/mob/O in viewers(assailant, null))
-								O.show_message(text("\red [] was unable to tighten his grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
+								O.show_message(text("\red [] was unable to tighten \his grip on []'s neck!", assailant, affecting), 1)
 							killing = 0
 							hud1.icon_state = "disarm/kill"
 	return
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
index 5e12670cc29..7225b022cf0 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
@@ -80,10 +80,9 @@
 	on_hit(var/atom/target, var/blocked = 0)
 		var/mob/living/M = target
 		if(ishuman(target) && M.dna && M.dna.mutantrace == "plant") //Plantmen possibly get mutated and damaged by the rays.
-			var/mob/living/L = target
 			if(prob(15))
-				L.apply_effect((rand(30,80)),IRRADIATE)
-				L.Weaken(5)
+				M.apply_effect((rand(30,80)),IRRADIATE)
+				M.Weaken(5)
 				for (var/mob/V in viewers(src))
 					V.show_message("\red [M] writhes in pain as \his vacuoles boil.", 3, "\red You hear the crunching of leaves.", 2)
 			if(prob(35))
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index 770ae266400..a6c3b6a95a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -1096,8 +1096,8 @@ datum
 			name = "The Doctor's Delight"
 			id = "doctordelight"
 			result = "doctorsdelight"
-			required_reagents = list("limejuice" = 1, "tomatojuice" = 1, "orangejuice" = 1, "cream" = 1)
-			result_amount = 4
+			required_reagents = list("limejuice" = 1, "tomatojuice" = 1, "orangejuice" = 1, "cream" = 1, "tricordrazine" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
 
 		irish_cream
 			name = "Irish Cream"