diff --git a/code/defines/mob/simple_animal/corgi.dm b/code/defines/mob/simple_animal/corgi.dm
index 816b1223ca7..002d98b7ff5 100644
--- a/code/defines/mob/simple_animal/corgi.dm
+++ b/code/defines/mob/simple_animal/corgi.dm
@@ -176,18 +176,6 @@
 	else
 		..()
 
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/attack_animal(var/mob/M)
-	health = health - 8
-	if(health > 0)
-		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-			if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
-				O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has bitten []!</B>", M, src), 1)
-	else
-		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
-			if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
-				O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] is gnawing on []'s bones!</B>", M, src), 1)
-
 //IAN! SQUEEEEEEEEE~
 /mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian
 	name = "Ian"
@@ -202,78 +190,6 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/Life()
 	..()
 
-	//Feeding, chasing food, FOOOOODDDD
-	if(alive && !resting && !buckled)
-		turns_since_scan++
-		if(turns_since_scan > 5)
-			turns_since_scan = 0
-			if((movement_target) && !(isturf(movement_target.loc) || ishuman(movement_target.loc) ))
-				movement_target = null
-				stop_automated_movement = 0
-			if( !movement_target || !(movement_target.loc in oview(src, 5)) )
-				movement_target = null
-				stop_automated_movement = 0
-				for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/S in oview(src,5))
-					if(isturf(S.loc) || ishuman(S.loc))
-						movement_target = S
-						break
-			if(movement_target)
-				stop_automated_movement = 1
-				step_to(src,movement_target,1)
-				sleep(3)
-				step_to(src,movement_target,1)
-				sleep(3)
-				step_to(src,movement_target,1)
-
-				if(movement_target)		//Not redundant due to sleeps, Item can be gone in 6 decisecomds
-					if (movement_target.loc.x < src.x)
-						dir = WEST
-					else if (movement_target.loc.x > src.x)
-						dir = EAST
-					else if (movement_target.loc.y < src.y)
-						dir = SOUTH
-					else if (movement_target.loc.y > src.y)
-						dir = NORTH
-					else
-						dir = SOUTH
-
-				if(isturf(movement_target.loc) )
-					movement_target.attack_animal(src)
-				else if(ishuman(movement_target.loc) )
-					if(prob(20))
-						emote("stares at the [movement_target] that [movement_target.loc] has with an angry dog-face")
-
-		if(prob(1))
-			emote("dances around")
-			spawn(0)
-				for(var/i in list(1,2,4,8,4,2,1,2,4,8,4,2,1,2,4,8,4,2))
-					dir = i
-					sleep(1)
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/AdmiralPoof
-	name = "Poof"
-	real_name = "Poof"	//Intended to hold the name without altering it.
-	desc = "It's Poof, what else do you need to know?"
-	var/turns_since_scan = 0
-	var/obj/movement_target
-	response_help  = "pets"
-	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
-	response_harm   = "kicks"
-	icon_state = "poof"
-	icon_living = "poof"
-	icon_dead = "poof_dead"
-	speak = list("YAP","Woof!","Bark!","AUUUUUU")
-	speak_emote = list("barks", "woofs", "growls")
-	emote_hear = list("barks","woofs","yaps")
-	emote_see = list("shakes it's head", "shivers")
-	speak_chance = 1
-	turns_per_move = 5
-	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/corgi/poof
-	meat_amount = 2
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/AdmiralPoof/Life()
-	..()
-
 	//Feeding, chasing food, FOOOOODDDD
 	if(alive && !resting && !buckled)
 		turns_since_scan++
@@ -285,9 +201,9 @@
 			if( !movement_target || !(movement_target.loc in oview(src, 3)) )
 				movement_target = null
 				stop_automated_movement = 0
-				for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/I in oview(src,3))
-					if(isturf(I.loc) || ishuman(I.loc))
-						movement_target = I
+				for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/S in oview(src,3))
+					if(isturf(S.loc) || ishuman(S.loc))
+						movement_target = S
 						break
 			if(movement_target)
 				stop_automated_movement = 1
@@ -316,7 +232,7 @@
 						emote("stares at the [movement_target] that [movement_target.loc] has with a sad puppy-face")
 
 		if(prob(1))
-			emote("dances around authoritatively")
+			emote("dances around")
 			spawn(0)
 				for(var/i in list(1,2,4,8,4,2,1,2,4,8,4,2,1,2,4,8,4,2))
 					dir = i
@@ -324,7 +240,4 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/corgi
 	name = "Corgi meat"
-	desc = "Tastes like... well you know..."
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/corgi/poof
-	name = "Dachshund meat"
 	desc = "Tastes like... well you know..."
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