diff --git a/aurorastation.dme b/aurorastation.dme
index 406a2a620c1..59b61693b46 100644
--- a/aurorastation.dme
+++ b/aurorastation.dme
@@ -891,6 +891,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\vitals_monitor.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\aicard.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\augment_implanter.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\devices\auto_cpr.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\binoculars.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\chameleonproj.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\debugger.dm"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/auto_cpr.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/auto_cpr.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..78e70e95646
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/auto_cpr.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+/obj/item/auto_cpr
+	name = "auto-compressor"
+	desc = "A device that gives regular compression to the victim's ribcage, used in case of urgent heart issues."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/auto_cpr.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pumper"
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_NORMAL
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_BIO = 2)
+	slot_flags = SLOT_OCLOTHING
+	var/last_pump
+
+/obj/item/auto_cpr/mob_can_equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H, slot, disable_warning = 0, force = 0)
+	. = ..()
+	if(force || !istype(H) || slot != slot_wear_suit)
+		return
+	if(H.species.get_bodytype() in list(SPECIES_HUMAN, SPECIES_HUMAN_OFFWORLD, SPECIES_TAJARA, SPECIES_TAJARA_ZHAN, SPECIES_TAJARA_MSAI, SPECIES_SKRELL, SPECIES_UNATHI)) //gtfo stinky bugs
+		return
+	else
+		return FALSE
+
+/obj/item/auto_cpr/attack(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/living/user, var/target_zone)
+	if(istype(M) && user.a_intent == I_HELP)
+		if(M.wear_suit)
+			to_chat(user, SPAN_WARNING("Their [M.wear_suit] is in the way, remove it first!"))
+			return 1
+		user.visible_message(SPAN_NOTICE("[user] starts fitting [src] onto the [M]'s chest."))
+
+		if(!do_after(user, 2 SECONDS, M))
+			return
+
+		if(user.unEquip(src))
+			if(!M.equip_to_slot_if_possible(src, slot_wear_suit, del_on_fail=0, disable_warning=1, redraw_mob=1))
+				user.put_in_active_hand(src)
+			return 1
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/auto_cpr/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	..()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSprocessing,src)
+
+/obj/item/auto_cpr/attack_hand(mob/user)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/auto_cpr/dropped(mob/user)
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSprocessing,src)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/auto_cpr/process()
+	if(!ishuman(loc))
+		return PROCESS_KILL
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = loc
+	if(H.get_inventory_slot(src) != slot_wear_suit)
+		return PROCESS_KILL
+
+	if(world.time > last_pump + 10 SECONDS)
+		last_pump = world.time
+		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/pump.ogg', 25)
+		var/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/heart = H.internal_organs_by_name[BP_HEART]
+		if(heart)
+			heart.external_pump = list(world.time, 0.6)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/medical.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/medical.dm
index 75fa0b44d7c..75242976f3c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/medical.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/medical.dm
@@ -123,6 +123,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/crowbar/red(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/alt(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/half(src)
+	new /obj/item/auto_cpr
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/CMO
 	name = "chief medical officer's locker"
diff --git a/html/changelogs/suethecake-cprshenanigans.yml b/html/changelogs/suethecake-cprshenanigans.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..441fe8c81e5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/suethecake-cprshenanigans.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes:
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#   balance
+#   admin
+#   backend
+#   security
+#   refactor
+#################################
+
+# Your name.
+author: SueTheCake
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes:
+  - rscadd: "Auto-Compressors, which automatically perform CPR, can be found in medical bay."
diff --git a/icons/mob/suit.dmi b/icons/mob/suit.dmi
index 66227edd6b8..efb82b57b3f 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/suit.dmi and b/icons/mob/suit.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/auto_cpr.dmi b/icons/obj/auto_cpr.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f99ddfde7bb
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/obj/auto_cpr.dmi differ
diff --git a/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm b/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm
index 3e213b1d7be..247caa7a0e0 100644
--- a/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm
+++ b/maps/aurora/aurora-4_mainlevel.dmm
@@ -32072,6 +32072,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden{
 	dir = 5
 	},
+/obj/item/auto_cpr,
 /turf/simulated/floor/tiled/dark,
 /area/medical/icu)
 "bdD" = (
@@ -39841,6 +39842,7 @@
 	},
 /obj/structure/table/standard,
 /obj/item/device/mass_spectrometer,
+/obj/item/auto_cpr,
 /turf/simulated/floor/tiled/dark,
 /area/medical/gen_treatment)
 "brR" = (
diff --git a/sound/machines/pump.ogg b/sound/machines/pump.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..967a2e49a74
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/machines/pump.ogg differ