diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_powers.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_powers.dm
index 0cdd9af418a..d9169a256f4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_powers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_powers.dm
@@ -983,3 +983,39 @@
 
 		visible_message("<span class='notice'>\The [src] attaches \the [O] to \his body!</span>",
 				"<span class='notice'>You attach \the [O] to your body!</span>")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/self_diagnostics()
+	set name = "Self-Diagnostics"
+	set desc = "Run an internal self-diagnostic to check for damage."
+	set category = "IC"
+
+	if(stat == DEAD) return
+
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Performing self-diagnostic, please wait...</span>")
+	if (do_after(src, 10))
+		var/output = "<span class='notice'>Self-Diagnostic Results:\n</span>"
+
+		output += "Internal Temperature: [convert_k2c(bodytemperature)] Degrees Celsius\n"
+
+		output += "Current Charge Level: [nutrition]\n"
+
+		var/toxDam = getToxLoss()
+		if(toxDam)
+			output += "Blood Toxicity: <span class='warning'>[toxDam > 25 ? "Severe" : "Moderate"]</span>. Seek medical facilities for cleanup.\n"
+		else
+			output += "Blood Toxicity: <span style='color:green;'>OK</span>\n"
+
+		for(var/obj/item/organ/external/EO in organs)
+			if(EO.brute_dam || EO.burn_dam)
+				output += "[EO.name] - <span class='warning'>[EO.burn_dam + EO.brute_dam > ROBOLIMB_SELF_REPAIR_CAP ? "Heavy Damage" : "Light Damage"]</span>\n"
+			else
+				output += "[EO.name] - <span style='color:green;'>OK</span>\n"
+
+		for(var/obj/item/organ/IO in internal_organs)
+			if(IO.damage)
+				output += "[IO.name] - <span class='warning'>[IO.damage > 10 ? "Heavy Damage" : "Light Damage"]</span>\n"
+			else
+				output += "[IO.name] - <span style='color:green;'>OK</span>\n"
+
+		to_chat(src, output)
+
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/machine_subspecies.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/machine_subspecies.dm
index ef134f5aa5b..f86e6de05e4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/machine_subspecies.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/machine_subspecies.dm
@@ -179,7 +179,8 @@
 	inherent_verbs = list(
 		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/self_destruct,
 		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/detonate_flechettes,
-		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/state_laws
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/state_laws,
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/self_diagnostics
 	)
 
 	has_organ = list(
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/station.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/station.dm
index b06193e408b..d5283d15b02 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/station.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/station.dm
@@ -469,6 +469,10 @@
 	body_temperature = null
 	passive_temp_gain = 10  // This should cause IPCs to stabilize at ~80 C in a 20 C environment.
 
+	inherent_verbs = list(
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/self_diagnostics
+	)
+
 	flags = IS_IPC
 	appearance_flags = HAS_SKIN_COLOR | HAS_HAIR_COLOR
 	spawn_flags = CAN_JOIN | IS_WHITELISTED
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/unathi_subspecies.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/unathi_subspecies.dm
index e86e46a1174..fc6c9ccf2f4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/unathi_subspecies.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/unathi_subspecies.dm
@@ -53,7 +53,8 @@
 		/mob/living/proc/devour,
 		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/regurgitate,
 		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/detach_limb,
-		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/attach_limb
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/attach_limb,
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/self_diagnostics
 	)
 
 	has_organ = list(
diff --git a/html/changelogs/paradoxspace-statusreport.yml b/html/changelogs/paradoxspace-statusreport.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..964b097b821
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/paradoxspace-statusreport.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes: 
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#   balance
+#   admin
+#   backend
+#   security
+#   refactor
+#################################
+
+# Your name.  
+author: ParadoxSpace
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "Synthetic bipeds on the station can now use the Self-Diagnostics verb to check their health more accurately."