De-hornify battlemonsters cards (#20908)

There were a few 18+ lewd descriptions or jokes present in these for a
long time. Let me know if I missed any.

Keeps the same descriptions and stuff generally but without the cringe.
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Jason
2025-07-01 10:50:40 -05:00
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parent 1f5c2e3872
commit dc62edb218
3 changed files with 67 additions and 9 deletions

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@@ -113,7 +113,7 @@
icon_state = "thunder"
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_UPGRADE * 2
attack_add = 1000
description = "A symbol on their forehead indicates that they are a %SPECIES thunderchild, born of the incredibly horny god Bleus after coitus with a %SPECIES. Children born of Bleus tend to show a god-like control over energy elements, such as lightning."
description = "A symbol on their forehead indicates that they are a %SPECIES thunderchild. Children born of Bleus tend to show a god-like control over energy elements, such as lightning."
special_effects = "Charge: %NAME can attack as soon as it's revealed, regardless of other penalties. If Charge is used, %NAME is sent to the graveyard."
tip = "Remember that 'played' is not the same as 'revealed', a card is considered 'played' when it's put into the field from the owner's hand."
defense_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_DEFENSETYPE_GOD
@@ -336,7 +336,7 @@
name = "Stone"
id = "stone"
icon_state = "stone"
description = "They're rock hard. Made out of rock, that is."
description = "They're made out of rock."
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_UPGRADE
elements = BATTLE_MONSTERS_ELEMENT_STONE
rarity = BATTLE_MONSTERS_RARITY_COMMON

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@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_COMMON
defense_add = 2
attack_add = 1
description = "a seductively buff male %SPECIES barbarian wearing a simple fur loincloth and a chest full of hair. They seem to be in possession of a %WEAPON_AND."
description = "a buff male %SPECIES barbarian wearing a simple fur loincloth and a chest full of hair. They seem to be in possession of a %WEAPON_AND."
special_effects = "%SPECIES_C Kinship: %NAME gains <b>300</b> attack points if there is another visible %SPECIES on the same side of the field."
attack_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_ATTACKTYPE_SWORDSMAN
rarity = BATTLE_MONSTERS_RARITY_UNCOMMON
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_COMMON
defense_add = 2
attack_add = 1
description = "a scantily clad male %SPECIES %NAME dressed in leopard skin. They proudly wield a giant %WEAPON_AND."
description = "a male %SPECIES %NAME dressed in leopard skin. They proudly wield a giant %WEAPON_AND."
attack_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_ATTACKTYPE_CLUB
rarity = BATTLE_MONSTERS_RARITY_UNCOMMON
rarity_score = 0
@@ -113,7 +113,7 @@
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_COMMON
defense_add = 2
attack_add = 1
description = "a scantily clad female %SPECIES %NAME dressed in leopard skin. They're one of the many queen guards of the Amazonian Kingdom."
description = "a female %SPECIES %NAME dressed in leopard skin. They're one of the many queen guards of the Amazonian Kingdom."
special_effects = "Free Shipping: A trap or spell card can be played from the card owner's hand during their opponent's turn, as long as %NAME is visible."
attack_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_ATTACKTYPE_CLUB
rarity = BATTLE_MONSTERS_RARITY_RARE
@@ -152,8 +152,8 @@
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_GREATER
defense_add = 1
attack_add = 5
description = "an incredibly voluptuous %SPECIES female adorned in a %ELEMENT_AND robe. An equally tight-fitting crown sits atop her head."
special_effects = "Lustful Aurora: %NAME cannot be attacked by %SPECIES monsters."
description = "a %SPECIES female adorned in a %ELEMENT_AND robe. An equally tight-fitting crown sits atop her head."
special_effects = "Pacifying Aurora: %NAME cannot be attacked by %SPECIES monsters."
attack_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_ATTACKTYPE_ARMY
rarity = BATTLE_MONSTERS_RARITY_MYTHICAL
rarity_score = 1
@@ -192,8 +192,8 @@
power_add = BATTLE_MONSTERS_POWER_COMMON
defense_add = 2
attack_add = 1
description = "an unrealsticly busty feminine shaped %SPECIES. When not using their mammaries to confuse scientists, %NAME usually stalks careless human climbers for a quick and easy meal using their deadly %WEAPON_AND."
special_effects = "Lustful Aurora: %NAME cannot be attacked by %SPECIES monsters."
description = "a feminine shaped %SPECIES. %NAME usually stalks careless human climbers for a quick and easy meal using their deadly %WEAPON_AND."
special_effects = "Pacifying Aurora: %NAME cannot be attacked by %SPECIES monsters."
attack_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_ATTACKTYPE_CLAWS
defense_type = BATTLE_MONSTERS_DEFENSETYPE_DRAGONHYBRID
rarity = BATTLE_MONSTERS_RARITY_RARE