Monkeys now react to being attacked by doing emotes and trying to run away.

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/life.dm

@@ -88,11 +88,7 @@
 	for(var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in src)
 		G.process()
 
-	if(!client && !stat)
-		if(prob(33) && canmove && isturf(loc))
-			step(src, pick(cardinal))
-		if(prob(1))
-			emote(pick("scratch","jump","roll","tail"))
+	npc_act()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey
 	proc

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/monkey.dm

@@ -177,6 +177,7 @@
 				for(var/datum/disease/D in M.viruses)
 					if(istype(D, /datum/disease/jungle_fever))
 						contract_disease(D,1,0)
+				react_to_attack(M)
 			else
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 					O.show_message("\red <B>[M.name] has attempted to bite [name]!</B>", 1)
@@ -239,11 +240,13 @@
 							return
 				bruteloss += damage
 				updatehealth()
+				react_to_attack(M)
 			else
 				playsound(loc, 'punchmiss.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has attempted to [attack_verb] [name]!</B>", M), 1)
+				react_to_attack(M)
 		else
 			if (M.a_intent == "grab")
 				if (M == src)
@@ -265,6 +268,8 @@
 				playsound(loc, 'thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 					O.show_message(text("\red [] has grabbed [name] passively!", M), 1)
+
+				if(prob(1)) react_to_attack(M)
 			else
 				if (!( paralysis ))
 					if (prob(25))
@@ -273,12 +278,14 @@
 						for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 							if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 								O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has pushed down [name]!</B>", M), 1)
+						react_to_attack(M)
 					else
 						drop_item()
 						playsound(loc, 'thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 						for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 							if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 								O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has disarmed [name]!</B>", M), 1)
+						react_to_attack(M)
 	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/attack_alien(mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/M as mob)
@@ -313,6 +320,7 @@
 							O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has slashed [name]!</B>", M), 1)
 				bruteloss += damage
 				updatehealth()
+				react_to_attack(M)
 			else
 				playsound(loc, 'slashmiss.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
@@ -353,6 +361,7 @@
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has disarmed [name]!</B>", M), 1)
 			bruteloss += damage
+			react_to_attack(M)
 			updatehealth()
 	return
 
@@ -415,6 +424,7 @@
 
 
 		updatehealth()
+		react_to_attack(M)
 
 	return
 
@@ -562,6 +572,15 @@
 		M.UpdateFeed(src)
 	return
 
+/mob/living/carbon/monkey/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
+	var/chealth = health
+	var/rval = ..()
+	if(chealth > health)
+		// we were damaged!
+		react_to_attack(user)
+
+	return rval
+
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/verb/removeinternal()
 	set name = "Remove Internals"
 	set category = "IC"

code/modules/mob/living/damage_procs.dm

@@ -72,4 +72,8 @@
 	if(slur)		apply_effect(slur, SLUR, blocked)
 	if(eyeblur)		apply_effect(eyeblur, EYE_BLUR, blocked)
 	if(drowsy)		apply_effect(drowsy, DROWSY, blocked)
-	return 1
+	return 1
+
+
+/mob/living/proc/react_to_attack(mob/M)
+	return