diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 8db2cfa224f..c8bf08244b4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -227,10 +227,10 @@
 	// Handle side effects from stasis bag
 	if(in_stasis)
 		// First off, there's no oxygen supply, so the mob will slowly take brain damage
-		adjustOxyLoss(5)
+		adjustOxyLoss(3.5)
 		// Next, the method to induce stasis has some adverse side-effects, manifesting
 		// as cloneloss
-		adjustCloneLoss(2)
+		adjustCloneLoss(0.8)
 		if(stat != DEAD)
 			blinded = TRUE
 			stat = UNCONSCIOUS
diff --git a/html/changelogs/mattatlas-whoops.yml b/html/changelogs/mattatlas-whoops.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..cb8fe288906
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/mattatlas-whoops.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes: 
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#   balance
+#   admin
+#   backend
+#   security
+#   refactor
+#################################
+
+# Your name.  
+author: MattAtlas
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes: 
+  - bugfix: "Stasis bags should no longer basically instantly kill people."