diff --git a/code/datums/outfits/outfit_admin.dm b/code/datums/outfits/outfit_admin.dm
index 2d638d22119..19cc02cf170 100644
--- a/code/datums/outfits/outfit_admin.dm
+++ b/code/datums/outfits/outfit_admin.dm
@@ -530,7 +530,6 @@
 			var/path = pick(list(
 				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/eyepatch,
 				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular,
-				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses,
 				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/hipster,
 				/datum/gear/eyes/glasses/monocle,
 				/datum/gear/eyes/shades/aviator,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm
index 36b085ad657..e4b77dc4ec7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/rank/captain/suit(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/head/flatcap(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/toggle/labcoat/mad(src.loc)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses(src.loc)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular(src.loc)
 	delete_me = 1
 
 /obj/effect/landmark/costume/elpresidente/New()
@@ -256,4 +256,4 @@
 	icon_state = "yellow"
 
 /obj/effect/landmark/distress_team_equipment
-	name = "distress equipment"
\ No newline at end of file
+	name = "distress equipment"
diff --git a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_eyes.dm b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_eyes.dm
index f9f5c164c59..220e9ce2cf5 100644
--- a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_eyes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_eyes.dm
@@ -9,14 +9,18 @@
 	display_name = "glasses, prescription"
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular
 
-/datum/gear/eyes/glasses/green
-	display_name = "glasses, green"
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses
-
 /datum/gear/eyes/glasses/prescriptionhipster
 	display_name = "glasses, hipster"
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/hipster
 
+/datum/gear/eyes/glasses/prescriptionhipster
+	display_name = "glasses, circle"
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/circle
+
+/datum/gear/eyes/glasses/prescriptionhipster
+	display_name = "glasses, jamjar"
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/jamjar
+
 /datum/gear/eyes/glasses/monocle
 	display_name = "monocle"
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/monocle
@@ -140,4 +144,4 @@
 
 /datum/gear/eyes/circuitry
 	display_name = "goggles, circuitry (empty)"
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/circuitry
\ No newline at end of file
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/circuitry
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 134d1e49363..bd0ff67f5f5 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -326,12 +326,17 @@ BLIND     // can't see anything
 	item_state = "3d"
 	body_parts_covered = 0
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses
-	name = "green glasses"
-	desc = "Forest green glasses, like the kind you'd wear when hatching a nasty scheme."
-	icon_state = "gglasses"
-	item_state = "gglasses"
-	body_parts_covered = 0
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/jamjar
+	name = "jamjar glasses"
+	desc = "Also known as Virginity Protectors."
+	icon_state = "jamjar_glasses"
+	item_state = "jamjar_glasses"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/circle
+	name = "circle glasses"
+	desc = "Why would you wear something so controversial yet so brave?"
+	icon_state = "circle_glasses"
+	item_state = "circle_glasses"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses
 	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye cover. Enhanced shielding blocks many flashes."
@@ -776,4 +781,4 @@ BLIND     // can't see anything
 		tint = TINT_MODERATE
 	else
 		flash_protection = FLASH_PROTECTION_NONE
-		tint = TINT_NONE
\ No newline at end of file
+		tint = TINT_NONE
diff --git a/html/changelogs/wezzy_dork_glasses.yml b/html/changelogs/wezzy_dork_glasses.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..06c44aafea0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/wezzy_dork_glasses.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes: 
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#   balance
+#   admin
+#   backend
+#   security
+#   refactor
+#################################
+
+# Your name.  
+author: Wowzewow (Wezzy)
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "Adds new jamjar and circle glasses in the loadout. Check them out."
+  - rscdel: "Removes green glasses for being practically useless."
diff --git a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi
index e77e822e7cb..50d0ba2c1ce 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi
index f38c925f22b..c013ab11845 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi differ