* Initial implementation, fixedttl w/ leaky seems to work so far
* Port things to macros to save proc overheads
* Pain
* Pain
* More work
* More work
* Added high and low watermark vars
* *sigh
* Final implementation and unit tests
* Changelog, recomment MUT
* I hate the linter
* Prefer this?
* bnkjbn
* sdf
* NON-WORKING test
* sdfgds
* nikjk
* dsfsfg
* dfghsdh
* Stupid linter
* ???
* wtf
* me dumb?