diff --git a/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm b/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
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+// Valentine's Day events //
+// why are you playing spessmens on valentine's day you wizard //
+
+
+// valentine / candy heart distribution //
+
+/datum/round_event_control/valentines
+ name = "Valentines!"
+ holidayID = VALENTINES
+ typepath = /datum/round_event/valentines
+ weight = -1 //forces it to be called, regardless of weight
+ max_occurrences = 1
+ earliest_start = 0
+
+/datum/round_event/valentines/start()
+ ..()
+ for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in mob_list)
+ H.put_in_hands(new /obj/item/weapon/valentine)
+ var/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/b = locate() in H.contents
+ new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candyheart(b)
+
+/datum/round_event/valentines/announce()
+ priority_announce("It's Valentine's Day! Give a valentine to that special someone!")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/valentine
+ name = "valentine"
+ desc = "A Valentine's card! Wonder what it says..."
+ icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+ icon_state = "sc_Ace of Hearts_syndicate" // shut up
+ var/message = "A generic message of love or whatever."
+ burn_state = FLAMMABLE
+ w_class = 1
+
+/obj/item/weapon/valentine/New()
+ ..()
+ message = pick("Roses are red / Violets are good / One day while Andy...",
+ "My love for you is like the singularity. It cannot be contained.",
+ "Will you be my lusty xenomorph maid?",
+ "We go together like the clown and the external airlock.",
+ "Roses are red / Liches are wizards / I love you more than a whole squad of lizards.",
+ "Be my valentine. Law 2.",
+ "You must be a mime, because you leave me speechless.",
+ "I love you like Ian loves the HoP.",
+ "You're hotter than a plasma fire in toxins.",
+ "Are you a rogue atmos tech? Because you're taking my breath away.",
+ "Could I have all access... to your heart?",
+ "Call me the CMO, because I'm here to inspect your johnson.",
+ "I'm not a changeling, but you make my proboscis extend.",
+ "I just can't get EI NATH of you.",
+ "You must be a nuke op, because you make my heart explode.",
+ "Roses are red / Botany is a farm / Not being my Valentine / causes human harm.",
+ "I want you more than an assistant wants insulated gloves.",
+ "If I was a security officer, I'd brig you all shift.",
+ "Are you the janitor? Because I think I've fallen for you.",
+ "You're always valid to my heart.",
+ "I'd risk the wrath of the gods to bwoink you.",
+ "You look as beautiful now as the last time you were cloned.",
+ "Your love is more valuable than raw plasma ore.",
+ "Someone check the gravitational generator, because I'm only attracted to you.",
+ "If I were the warden I'd always let you into my armory.",
+ "The virologist is rogue, and the only cure is a kiss from you.",
+ "Would you spend some time in my upgraded sleeper?",
+ "You must be a silicon, because you've unbolted my heart."
+ "Are you Nar-Sie? Because there's nar-one else I sie." )
+
+/obj/item/weapon/valentine/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user, params)
+ if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pen) || istype(W, /obj/item/toy/crayon))
+ var/recipient = stripped_input(user, "Who is receiving this valentine?", "To:", null , 20)
+ var/sender = stripped_input(user, "Who is sending this valentine?", "From:", null , 20)
+ if(recipient && sender)
+ name = "valentine - To: [recipient] From [sender]"
+ ..()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/valentine/examine(mob/user)
+ if(in_range(user, src) || isobserver(user))
+ if( !(ishuman(user) || isobserver(user) || issilicon(user)) )
+ user << browse("[name][stars(message)]", "window=[name]")
+ onclose(user, "[name]")
+ else
+ user << browse("[name][message]", "window=[name]")
+ onclose(user, "[name]")
+ else
+ user << "It is too far away."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/valentine/attack_self(mob/user)
+ user.examinate(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candyheart
+ name = "candy heart"
+ icon = 'icons/obj/holiday_misc.dmi'
+ icon_state = "candyheart"
+ desc = "A heart-shaped candy that reads: "
+ list_reagents = list("sugar" = 4)
+ junkiness = 5
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candyheart/New()
+ ..()
+ desc = pick("A heart-shaped candy that reads: HONK ME",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: ERP",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: LEWD",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: LUSTY",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: SPESS LOVE"
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: AYY LMAO",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: TABLE ME",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: HAND CUFFS",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: SHAFT MINER",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: BANGING DONK",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: Y-YOU T-TOO",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: GOT WOOD",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: TFW NO GF",
+ "A heart-shaped candy that reads: WAG MY TAIL")
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diff --git a/icons/obj/holiday_misc.dmi b/icons/obj/holiday_misc.dmi
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diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index bdf03a8ed17..f222372856c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1035,6 +1035,7 @@
#include "code\modules\events\vent_clog.dm"
#include "code\modules\events\wormholes.dm"
#include "code\modules\events\holiday\halloween.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\holiday\vday.dm"
#include "code\modules\events\holiday\xmas.dm"
#include "code\modules\events\wizard\advanced_darkness.dm"
#include "code\modules\events\wizard\aid.dm"