diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
index c0d2ae99522..ca476ba4c40 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
@@ -155,19 +155,6 @@
 	required_count = 5
 	wanted_types = list(/obj/structure/chair/comfy)
 
-/datum/bounty/item/assistant/revolver
-	name = "Revolver"
-	description = "Captain Johann of station 12 has challenged Captain Vic of station 11 to a duel. He's asked for help securing an appropriate revolver to use."
-	reward = 2000
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver)
-	exclude_types = list(/obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/doublebarrel, /obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/grenadelauncher)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/assistant/hand_tele
-	name = "Hand Tele"
-	description = "Central Command has come up with a genius idea: Why not teleport cargo rather than ship it? Send over a hand tele, receive payment, then wait 6-8 years while they deliberate."
-	reward = 2000
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/hand_tele)
-
 /datum/bounty/item/assistant/geranium
 	name = "Geraniums"
 	description = "Commander Zot has the hots for Commander Zena. Send a shipment of geraniums - her favorite flower - and he'll happily reward you."
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/security.dm b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/security.dm
index d4ef29e1940..bcf7b89f3af 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/security.dm
@@ -1,21 +1,3 @@
-/datum/bounty/item/security/headset
-	name = "Security Headset"
-	description = "Nanotrasen wants to ensure that their encryption is working correctly. Ship them a security headset so that they can check."
-	reward = 800
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/radio/headset/headset_sec, /obj/item/radio/headset/heads/hos)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/security/securitybelt
-	name = "Security Belt"
-	description = "CentCom is having difficulties with their security belts. Ship one from the station to receive compensation."
-	reward = 800
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/storage/belt/security)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/security/sechuds
-	name = "Security HUDSunglasses"
-	description = "CentCom screwed up and ordered the wrong type of security sunglasses. They request the station ship some of theirs."
-	reward = 800
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses)
-
 /datum/bounty/item/security/riotshotgun
 	name = "Riot Shotguns"
 	description = "Hooligans have boarded CentCom! Ship riot shotguns quick, or things are going to get dirty."
@@ -23,40 +5,9 @@
 	required_count = 2
 	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/gun/ballistic/shotgun/riot)
 
-/datum/bounty/item/security/pinpointer
-	name = "Nuclear Pinpointer"
-	description = "There's a teeny-tiny itty-bitty chance CentCom may have lost a nuke disk. Can the station spare a pinpointer to help out?"
-	reward = 1500
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/pinpointer/nuke)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/security/captains_spare
-	name = "Captain's Spare"
-	description = "Captain Bart of Station 12 has forgotten his ID! Ship him your station's spare, would you?"
-	reward = 1500
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/card/id/captains_spare)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/security/hardsuit
-	name = "Security Hardsuit"
-	description = "Space pirates are heading towards CentCom! Quick! Ship a security hardsuit to aid the fight!"
-	reward = 2000
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/security)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/security/krav_maga
-	name = "Krav Maga Gloves"
-	description = "Chef Howerwitz of CentCom is trying to take a kung-fu Pizza out of the oven, but his mitts aren't up to the task. Ship them a pair of Krav Maga gloves to do the job right."
-	reward = 2000
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/clothing/gloves/krav_maga)
-
 /datum/bounty/item/security/recharger
 	name = "Rechargers"
 	description = "Nanotrasen military academy is conducting marksmanship exercises. They request that rechargers be shipped."
 	reward = 2000
 	required_count = 3
 	wanted_types = list(/obj/machinery/recharger)
-
-/datum/bounty/item/security/sabre
-	name = "Officer's Sabre"
-	description = "A 3-hour LARP session will be held at CentCom in the upcoming months. A shipped officer's sabre would make a good prop."
-	reward = 2500
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/melee/sabre)
-