diff --git a/code/datums/storage/subtypes/others/misc.dm b/code/datums/storage/subtypes/others/misc.dm
index 2ef02380fa1..8781dfe16a2 100644
--- a/code/datums/storage/subtypes/others/misc.dm
+++ b/code/datums/storage/subtypes/others/misc.dm
@@ -144,6 +144,26 @@
 /datum/storage/briefcase
 	max_total_storage = 21
 
+/datum/storage/briefcase/gun
+	max_slots = 5
+	max_total_storage = 15
+	/// Max weapons weight that can be stored within, inclusive
+	var/max_weapon_weight = WEAPON_MEDIUM
+
+/datum/storage/briefcase/gun/can_insert(obj/item/to_insert, mob/user, messages, force)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return FALSE
+
+	if(istype(to_insert, /obj/item/gun))
+		var/obj/item/gun/gun = to_insert
+		if(gun.weapon_weight > max_weapon_weight)
+			if(messages && user)
+				user.balloon_alert(user, "too heavy!")
+			return FALSE
+
+	return TRUE
+
 ///Pill bottle
 /datum/storage/pillbottle
 	allow_quick_gather = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
index 5131590d8b7..0ba47962beb 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
@@ -598,4 +598,5 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots/dagger/examine_more(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	. += span_notice("Upon closer inspection, you notice a dagger embedded into the sole.")
+	if(user.is_holding(src))
+		. += span_notice("Upon closer inspection, you notice a dagger embedded into the sole.")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm
index 44eab479cd1..999996cbfc2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm
@@ -179,3 +179,22 @@
 	remote.pad = WEAKREF(src.pad)
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("You link [pad] to [remote]."))
 	return ITEM_INTERACT_BLOCKING
+
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/briefcase/gun
+
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun/ranged_interact_with_atom(atom/interacting_with, mob/living/user, list/modifiers)
+	for(var/obj/item/gun/weapon in src)
+		return weapon.try_fire_gun(interacting_with, user, list2params(modifiers))
+	return NONE
+
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun/examine_more(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(user.is_holding(src))
+		. += span_notice("Upon closer inspection, you notice a hole in the side of the briefcase.")
+
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun/preloaded
+
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun/preloaded/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol(src)
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
index 5644e058244..f653faff9f0 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
 	/// Whether this can be discounted or not
 	var/cant_discount = FALSE
 	/// If discounted, is true. Used to send a signal to update reimbursement.
-	var/discounted = FALSE
+	VAR_FINAL/discounted = FALSE
 	/// If this value is changed on two items they will share stock, defaults to not sharing stock with any other item
 	var/stock_key = UPLINK_SHARED_STOCK_UNIQUE
 	/// How many items of this stock can be purchased.
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
index 95e79fcff67..8f00aa8b285 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	cost = 2
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CURATOR)
 	limited_stock = 1 //please don't spam deadchat
-	surplus = 1 
+	surplus = 1
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/mail_counterfeit_kit
 	name = "GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit"
@@ -405,3 +405,32 @@
 	item = /obj/item/emitter_disk/blast
 	cost = 5
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_STATION_ENGINEER, JOB_CHIEF_ENGINEER)
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/briefcase_gun
+	name = "Briefcase Embedded Firearm Trigger"
+	desc = "A briefcase with a firing mechanism built into the handle that connects to the first weapon stored within. \
+		\"Aiming and firing\" the briefcase will instead trigger the firing mechanism, causing the weapon to fire through a discrete hole. \
+		Work with any firearm you could fit inside."
+	item = /obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun
+	purchasable_from = UPLINK_TRAITORS
+	cant_discount = TRUE // remove this when we get uplink logic to have one discount apply to all items on the same stock key
+	cost = 4
+	surplus = 0
+	uplink_item_flags = NONE
+	stock_key = "briefcase_gun"
+	restricted_roles = list(
+		JOB_HEAD_OF_PERSONNEL,
+		JOB_LAWYER,
+		JOB_QUARTERMASTER,
+	)
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/briefcase_gun/with_gun
+	name = "Briefcase Embedded Firearm Trigger (Combo Deal)"
+	desc = parent_type::desc + " This COMBO DEAL comes with a pre-loaded Makarov pistol! (No extra magazines, though.)"
+	item = /obj/item/storage/briefcase/gun/preloaded
+	purchasable_from = parent_type::purchasable_from | UPLINK_SPY
+	cost = 8
+	surplus = 50
+	progression_minimum = /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/pistol::progression_minimum
+	population_minimum = /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/pistol::population_minimum
+	relevant_child_items = /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/pistol::relevant_child_items