diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm b/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
index 4c8e407e8f4..92e7749860b 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
@@ -99,10 +99,12 @@ DEFINE_BITFIELD(status_flags, list(
 
 //click cooldowns, in tenths of a second, used for various combat actions
 #define CLICK_CD_MELEE 8
-#define CLICK_CD_THROW 8
-#define CLICK_CD_RANGE 4
 #define CLICK_CD_RAPID 2
 #define CLICK_CD_HYPER_RAPID 1
+#define CLICK_CD_SLOW 10
+
+#define CLICK_CD_THROW 8
+#define CLICK_CD_RANGE 4
 #define CLICK_CD_CLICK_ABILITY 6
 #define CLICK_CD_BREAKOUT 100
 #define CLICK_CD_HANDCUFFED 10
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
index 5b05cddb806..470448ab244 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
@@ -620,6 +620,100 @@ for further reading, please see: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/301
 	desc = "A bust of the famous Greek physician Hippocrates of Kos, often referred to as the father of western medicine."
 	icon_state = "hippocratic"
 	impressiveness = 50
+	// If it hits the prob(reference_chance) chance, this is set to TRUE. Adds medical HUD when wielded, but has a 10% slower attack speed and is too bloody to make an oath with.
+	var/reference = FALSE
+	// Chance for above.
+	var/reference_chance = 1
+	// Minimum time inbetween oaths.
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(oath_cd)
+
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/evil
+	reference_chance = 100
+
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(prob(reference_chance))
+		name = "Solemn Vow"
+		desc = "Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when medics still thought doing no harm was a good idea."
+		attack_speed = CLICK_CD_SLOW
+		reference = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(reference)
+		. += span_notice("You could activate the bust in-hand to swear or forswear a Hippocratic Oath... but it seems like somebody decided it was more of a Hippocratic Suggestion. This thing is caked with bits of blood and gore.")
+		return
+	. += span_notice("You can activate the bust in-hand to swear or forswear a Hippocratic Oath! This has no effects except pacifism or bragging rights. Does not remove other sources of pacifism. Do not eat.")
+
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/equipped(mob/living/carbon/human/user, slot)
+	..()
+	if(!(slot & ITEM_SLOT_HANDS))
+		return
+	var/datum/atom_hud/our_hud = GLOB.huds[DATA_HUD_MEDICAL_ADVANCED]
+	our_hud.show_to(user)
+	ADD_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MEDICAL_HUD, type)
+
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/dropped(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	..()
+	if(HAS_TRAIT_NOT_FROM(user, TRAIT_MEDICAL_HUD, type))
+		return
+	var/datum/atom_hud/our_hud = GLOB.huds[DATA_HUD_MEDICAL_ADVANCED]
+	our_hud.hide_from(user)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MEDICAL_HUD, type)
+
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!iscarbon(user))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You remember how the Hippocratic Oath specifies 'my fellow human beings' and realize that it's completely meaningless to you."))
+		return
+
+	if(reference)
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("As you prepare yourself to swear the Oath, you realize that doing so on a blood-caked bust is probably not a good idea."))
+		return
+
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, oath_cd))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You've sworn or forsworn an oath too recently to undo your decisions. The bust looks at you with disgust."))
+		return
+
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, oath_cd, 5 MINUTES)
+
+	if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(user, TRAIT_PACIFISM, type))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You've already sworn a vow. You start preparing to rescind it..."))
+		if(do_after(user, 5 SECONDS, target = user))
+			user.say("Yeah this Hippopotamus thing isn't working out. I quit!", forced = "hippocratic hippocrisy")
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_PACIFISM, type)
+
+	// they can still do it for rp purposes
+	if(HAS_TRAIT_NOT_FROM(user, TRAIT_PACIFISM, type))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You already don't want to harm people, this isn't going to do anything!"))
+
+
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("You remind yourself of the Hippocratic Oath's contents and prepare to swear yourself to it..."))
+	if(do_after(user, 4 SECONDS, target = user))
+		user.say("I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:", forced = "hippocratic oath")
+	else
+		return fuck_it_up(user)
+	if(do_after(user, 2 SECONDS, target = user))
+		user.say("I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures that are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.", forced = "hippocratic oath")
+	else
+		return fuck_it_up(user)
+	if(do_after(user, 3 SECONDS, target = user))
+		user.say("I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm.", forced = "hippocratic oath")
+	else
+
+		return fuck_it_up(user)
+	if(do_after(user, 3 SECONDS, target = user))
+		user.say("If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy life and art, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of healing those who seek my help.", forced = "hippocratic oath")
+	else
+		return fuck_it_up(user)
+
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("Contentment, understanding, and purpose washes over you as you finish the oath. You consider for a second the concept of harm and shudder."))
+	ADD_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_PACIFISM, type)
+
+// Bully the guy for fucking up.
+/obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic/proc/fuck_it_up(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	to_chat(user, span_warning("You forget what comes next like a dumbass. The Hippocrates bust looks down on you, disappointed."))
+	user.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 2)
+	COOLDOWN_RESET(src, oath_cd)
 
 /obj/item/tailclub
 	name = "tail club"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
index 92c272167a0..998c19a215d 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
 		/obj/effect/spawner/random/medical/surgery_tool_advanced = 4,
 		/obj/effect/spawner/random/medical/surgery_tool_alien = 1
 	)
-	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/storage/medkit/ancient/heirloom, /obj/item/scalpel, /obj/item/hemostat, /obj/item/circular_saw, /obj/item/retractor, /obj/item/cautery)
+	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/storage/medkit/ancient/heirloom, /obj/item/scalpel, /obj/item/hemostat, /obj/item/circular_saw, /obj/item/retractor, /obj/item/cautery, /obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic)
 	rpg_title = "High Cleric"
 	job_flags = STATION_JOB_FLAGS | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_CANNOT_OPEN_SLOTS
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
index 6f7359ddb7a..e3a396609eb 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 		/datum/job_department/medical,
 		)
 
-	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/storage/medkit/ancient/heirloom, /obj/item/scalpel, /obj/item/hemostat, /obj/item/circular_saw, /obj/item/retractor, /obj/item/cautery)
+	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/storage/medkit/ancient/heirloom, /obj/item/scalpel, /obj/item/hemostat, /obj/item/circular_saw, /obj/item/retractor, /obj/item/cautery, /obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic)
 
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/healthanalyzer/advanced = 15,
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
index 39cbc0ccce7..bdbfd7d687c 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 		/datum/job_department/medical,
 		)
 
-	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe)
+	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe, /obj/item/statuebust/hippocratic)
 
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/random_virus = 15,