diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
index 44f4bca1c03..125fdc86a16 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
@@ -454,3 +454,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(pda_styles, list(MONO, VT, ORBITRON, SHARE))
 #define VARSET_FROM_LIST_IF(L, V, C...) if(L && L[#V] && (C)) V = L[#V]
 #define VARSET_TO_LIST(L, V) if(L) L[#V] = V
 #define VARSET_TO_LIST_IF(L, V, C...) if(L && (C)) L[#V] = V
+
+#define DICE_NOT_RIGGED 1
+#define DICE_BASICALLY_RIGGED 2
+#define DICE_TOTALLY_RIGGED 3
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/movespeed_modification.dm b/code/__DEFINES/movespeed_modification.dm
index c5b9c7edc91..a1469448cad 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/movespeed_modification.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/movespeed_modification.dm
@@ -56,3 +56,5 @@
 
 #define MOVESPEED_ID_CYBER_THRUSTER						"CYBER_IMPLANT_THRUSTER"
 #define MOVESPEED_ID_JETPACK							"JETPACK"
+
+#define MOVESPEED_ID_DIE_OF_FATE                        "DIE_OF_FATE"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
index e8e833890be..303f02b9932 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
@@ -327,3 +327,9 @@
 
 /obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/transparent
 	opaque = FALSE
+
+/proc/do_smoke(range=0, location=null, smoke_type=/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke)
+	var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/smoke = new
+	smoke.effect_type = smoke_type
+	smoke.set_up(range, location)
+	smoke.start()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/dice.dm b/code/game/objects/items/dice.dm
index c6af6246bf8..7025d605ab2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/dice.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/dice.dm
@@ -43,12 +43,15 @@
 	var/sides = 6
 	var/result = null
 	var/list/special_faces = list() //entries should match up to sides var if used
-	var/can_be_rigged = TRUE
-	var/rigged = FALSE
+	var/microwave_riggable = TRUE
+
+	var/rigged = DICE_NOT_RIGGED
+	var/rigged_value
 
 /obj/item/dice/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
-	result = roll(sides)
+	if(!result)
+		result = roll(sides)
 	update_icon()
 
 /obj/item/dice/suicide_act(mob/user)
@@ -166,9 +169,14 @@
 
 /obj/item/dice/proc/diceroll(mob/user)
 	result = roll(sides)
-	if(rigged && result != rigged)
-		if(prob(CLAMP(1/(sides - 1) * 100, 25, 80)))
-			result = rigged
+	if(rigged != DICE_NOT_RIGGED && result != rigged_value)
+		if(rigged == DICE_BASICALLY_RIGGED && prob(CLAMP(1/(sides - 1) * 100, 25, 80)))
+			result = rigged_value
+		else if(rigged == DICE_TOTALLY_RIGGED)
+			result = rigged_value
+
+	. = result
+
 	var/fake_result = roll(sides)//Daredevil isn't as good as he used to be
 	var/comment = ""
 	if(sides == 20 && result == 20)
@@ -192,6 +200,7 @@
 	add_overlay("[src.icon_state]-[src.result]")
 
 /obj/item/dice/microwave_act(obj/machinery/microwave/M)
-	if(can_be_rigged)
-		rigged = result
+	if(microwave_riggable)
+		rigged = DICE_BASICALLY_RIGGED
+		rigged_value = result
 	..(M)
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/Academy.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/Academy.dm
index 6aaba4a5a4f..5ab45b28b00 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/Academy.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/Academy.dm
@@ -163,27 +163,47 @@
 	backpack_contents = list(/obj/item/storage/box/survival = 1)
 
 /obj/item/dice/d20/fate
-	name = "Die of Fate"
+	name = "\improper Die of Fate"
 	desc = "A die with twenty sides. You can feel unearthly energies radiating from it. Using this might be VERY risky."
 	icon_state = "d20"
 	sides = 20
-	can_be_rigged = FALSE
-	var/reusable = 1
-	var/used = 0
+	microwave_riggable = FALSE
+	var/reusable = TRUE
+	var/used = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/dice/d20/fate/stealth
+	name = "d20"
+	desc = "A die with twenty sides. The preferred die to throw at the GM."
 
 /obj/item/dice/d20/fate/one_use
-	reusable = 0
+	reusable = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/dice/d20/fate/one_use/stealth
+	name = "d20"
+	desc = "A die with twenty sides. The preferred die to throw at the GM."
+
+/obj/item/dice/d20/fate/cursed
+	name = "cursed Die of Fate"
+	desc = "A die with twenty sides. You feel that rolling this is a REALLY bad idea."
+	color = "#00BB00"
+
+	rigged = DICE_TOTALLY_RIGGED
+	rigged_value = 1
 
 /obj/item/dice/d20/fate/diceroll(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!used)
 		if(!ishuman(user) || !user.mind || (user.mind in SSticker.mode.wizards))
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You feel the magic of the dice is restricted to ordinary humans!</span>")
 			return
-		if(rigged)
-			effect(user,rigged)
-		else
-			effect(user,result)
+
+		if(!reusable)
+			used = TRUE
+
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+		T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[src] flares briefly.</span>")
+
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/effect, user, .), 1 SECONDS)
 
 /obj/item/dice/d20/fate/equipped(mob/user, slot)
 	if(!ishuman(user) || !user.mind || (user.mind in SSticker.mode.wizards))
@@ -192,36 +212,39 @@
 
 
 /obj/item/dice/d20/fate/proc/effect(var/mob/living/carbon/human/user,roll)
-	if(!reusable)
-		used = 1
-	visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>The die flare briefly.</span>")
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 	switch(roll)
 		if(1)
 			//Dust
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] turns to dust!</span>")
 			user.dust()
 		if(2)
 			//Death
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] suddenly dies!</span>")
 			user.death()
 		if(3)
 			//Swarm of creatures
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A swarm of creatures surround [user]!</span>")
 			for(var/direction in GLOB.alldirs)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-				new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld(get_step(T,direction))
+				new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld(get_step(get_turf(user),direction))
 		if(4)
 			//Destroy Equipment
-			for (var/obj/item/I in user)
-				if (istype(I, /obj/item/implant))
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Everything [user] is holding and wearing disappears!</span>")
+			for(var/obj/item/I in user)
+				if(istype(I, /obj/item/implant))
 					continue
 				qdel(I)
 		if(5)
 			//Monkeying
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] transforms into a monkey!</span>")
 			user.monkeyize()
 		if(6)
 			//Cut speed
-			var/datum/species/S = user.dna.species
-			S.speedmod += 1
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] starts moving slower!</span>")
+			user.add_movespeed_modifier(MOVESPEED_ID_DIE_OF_FATE, update=TRUE, priority=100, multiplicative_slowdown=1)
 		if(7)
 			//Throw
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Unseen forces throw [user]!</span>")
 			user.Stun(60)
 			user.adjustBruteLoss(50)
 			var/throw_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
@@ -229,41 +252,54 @@
 			user.throw_at(throw_target, 200, 4)
 		if(8)
 			//Fueltank Explosion
-			explosion(loc,-1,0,2, flame_range = 2)
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>An explosion bursts into existence around [user]!</span>")
+			explosion(get_turf(user),-1,0,2, flame_range = 2)
 		if(9)
 			//Cold
 			var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/cold()
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] looks a little under the weather!</span>")
 			user.ForceContractDisease(D, FALSE, TRUE)
 		if(10)
 			//Nothing
-			visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] roll perfectly.</span>")
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Nothing seems to happen.</span>")
 		if(11)
 			//Cookie
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A cookie appears out of thin air!</span>")
 			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cookie/C = new(drop_location())
+			do_smoke(0, drop_location())
 			C.name = "Cookie of Fate"
 		if(12)
 			//Healing
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] looks very healthy!</span>")
 			user.revive(full_heal = 1, admin_revive = 1)
 		if(13)
 			//Mad Dosh
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Mad dosh shoots out of [src]!</span>")
 			var/turf/Start = get_turf(src)
 			for(var/direction in GLOB.alldirs)
-				var/turf/T = get_step(Start,direction)
+				var/turf/dirturf = get_step(Start,direction)
 				if(rand(0,1))
-					new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000(T)
+					new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000(dirturf)
 				else
-					var/obj/item/storage/bag/money/M = new(T)
+					var/obj/item/storage/bag/money/M = new(dirturf)
 					for(var/i in 1 to rand(5,50))
 						new /obj/item/coin/gold(M)
 		if(14)
 			//Free Gun
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>An impressive gun appears!</span>")
+			do_smoke(0, drop_location())
 			new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/mateba(drop_location())
 		if(15)
 			//Random One-use spellbook
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A magical looking book drops to the floor!</span>")
+			do_smoke(0, drop_location())
 			new /obj/item/book/granter/spell/random(drop_location())
 		if(16)
 			//Servant & Servant Summon
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A Dice Servant appears in a cloud of smoke!</span>")
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = new(drop_location())
+			do_smoke(0, drop_location())
+
 			H.equipOutfit(/datum/outfit/butler)
 			var/datum/mind/servant_mind = new /datum/mind()
 			var/datum/antagonist/magic_servant/A = new
@@ -283,19 +319,23 @@
 
 		if(17)
 			//Tator Kit
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A suspicious box appears!</span>")
 			new /obj/item/storage/box/syndicate(drop_location())
+			do_smoke(0, drop_location())
 		if(18)
 			//Captain ID
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>A golden identification card appears!</span>")
 			new /obj/item/card/id/captains_spare(drop_location())
+			do_smoke(0, drop_location())
 		if(19)
 			//Instrinct Resistance
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feel robust.</span>")
-			var/datum/species/S = user.dna.species
-			S.brutemod *= 0.5
-			S.burnmod *= 0.5
-			S.coldmod *= 0.5
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[user] looks very robust!</span>")
+			user.physiology.brute_mod *= 0.5
+			user.physiology.burn_mod *= 0.5
+
 		if(20)
 			//Free wizard!
+			T.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>Magic flows out of [src] and into [user]!</span>")
 			user.mind.make_Wizard()
 
 /datum/outfit/butler