diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/backpack.dm
index c3ef87b9ddf..70046cec4c4 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 		return
 	if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CANNOT_OPEN_PRESENTS))
 		var/turf/floor = get_turf(src)
-		var/obj/item/thing = new /obj/item/gift/anything(floor)
+		var/obj/item/thing = new /obj/item/gift/mostly_anything(floor) // BUBBER EDIT - Previous: var/obj/item/thing = new /obj/item/gift/anything(floor)
 		if(!atom_storage.attempt_insert(thing, user, override = TRUE, force = STORAGE_SOFT_LOCKED))
 			qdel(thing)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/outfits/event.dm b/code/modules/clothing/outfits/event.dm
index 50294a8ea5b..11eb6970df5 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/outfits/event.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/outfits/event.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/santa
 	back = /obj/item/storage/backpack/santabag
 	backpack_contents = list(
-		/obj/item/gift/anything = 5,
+		/obj/item/gift/mostly_anything = 5, // BUBBER EDIT - Previous: /obj/item/gift/anything
 	)
 	gloves = /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/red
 	head = /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/santahat/beardless
diff --git a/code/modules/events/holiday/xmas.dm b/code/modules/events/holiday/xmas.dm
index 84a56b43a0a..423086f19c0 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/holiday/xmas.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/holiday/xmas.dm
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
 	/// Christmas tree, no presents included.
 	var/festive_tree = /obj/structure/flora/tree/pine/xmas
 	/// Christmas tree, presents included.
-	var/christmas_tree = /obj/structure/flora/tree/pine/xmas/presents
+	var/christmas_tree = /obj/structure/flora/tree/pine/xmas/presents/safe // BUBBER EDIT - Previous: /obj/structure/flora/tree/pine/xmas/presents
 
 /obj/effect/spawner/xmastree/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm b/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
index 679b1709bcc..c787779392a 100644
--- a/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
@@ -992,7 +992,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(holiday_mail, list())
 	GLOB.maintenance_loot += list(
 		list(
 			/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/santa = 1,
-			/obj/item/gift/anything = 1,
+			/obj/item/gift/mostly_anything = 1, // BUBBER EDIT - Previous: /obj/item/gift/anything
 			/obj/item/toy/xmas_cracker = 3,
 		) = maint_holiday_weight,
 	)
diff --git a/modular_skyrat/modules/holidays/flora.dm b/modular_skyrat/modules/holidays/flora.dm
index dd0fad80820..9b968f2884c 100644
--- a/modular_skyrat/modules/holidays/flora.dm
+++ b/modular_skyrat/modules/holidays/flora.dm
@@ -1,11 +1,11 @@
 /obj/structure/flora/tree/pine/xmas/presents/safe
 	icon_state = "pinepresents"
 	desc = "A wondrous decorated Christmas tree. It has presents!"
-	gift_type = /obj/item/gift //only give safe gifts from the tree
+	gift_type = /obj/item/gift/mostly_anything // Give presents, but filter them from the list of blacklisted debug/admin items.
 	unlimited = FALSE
 
 /obj/structure/flora/tree/pine/xmas/presents/safe/unlimited
 	icon_state = "pinepresents"
 	desc = "A wondrous decorated Christmas tree. It has presents!"
-	gift_type = /obj/item/gift //only give safe gifts from the tree
+	gift_type = /obj/item/gift/mostly_anything // Give presents, but filter them from the list of blacklisted debug/admin items.
 	unlimited = TRUE
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/controllers/subsystem/dynamic_xmas_blacklist.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/controllers/subsystem/dynamic_xmas_blacklist.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..29c5b6f8a59
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/controllers/subsystem/dynamic_xmas_blacklist.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+// Saves christmas tree blacklist data
+/datum/controller/subsystem/persistence/proc/save_xmas_gift_blacklist()
+	var/json_file = file("data/xmas_gift_blacklist.json")
+	var/list/file_data = list()
+	var/xmas_list_length = LAZYLEN(GLOB.xmas_gift_blacklist)
+	file_data["data"] = LAZYCOPY(GLOB.xmas_gift_blacklist)
+	fdel(json_file)
+	WRITE_FILE(json_file, json_encode(file_data))
+	log_game("Saved [xmas_list_length] items into xmas gift blacklist.")
+
+// Loads christmas tree blacklist data
+/datum/controller/subsystem/persistence/proc/load_xmas_gift_blacklist()
+	var/json_file = file("data/xmas_gift_blacklist.json")
+	if(!fexists(json_file))
+		return
+	var/list/json = json_decode(file2text(json_file))
+	if(!json)
+		return
+	var/list/decoded_xmas_list = json["data"]
+	var/xmas_list_length = LAZYLEN(decoded_xmas_list)
+	if(!xmas_list_length)
+		return
+
+	log_game("Loaded [xmas_list_length] items into xmas gift blacklist.")
+	GLOB.xmas_gift_blacklist = LAZYCOPY(decoded_xmas_list)
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/gift.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/gift.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1a3f910087b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/gift.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+/// Gifts that typically contain pretty much any item in the game, except with all of the admin/debug gear filtered out.
+/obj/item/gift/mostly_anything
+	name = "christmas gift"
+	desc = "It could be pretty much anything!"
+
+/obj/item/gift/mostly_anything/get_gift_type(obj/item/gift/mostly_anything/present)
+	var/static/list/obj/item/possible_gifts = null
+
+	if(isnull(possible_gifts))
+		possible_gifts = get_sane_item_types(/obj/item)
+
+	var/list/filtered = list()
+
+	for(var/type in possible_gifts)
+		if(!is_blacklisted(type, GLOB.xmas_gift_blacklist))
+			filtered += type
+
+	if(!length(filtered))
+		return null
+
+	return pick(filtered)
+
+/obj/item/gift/mostly_anything/proc/is_blacklisted(typepath)
+	for(var/blacklisted_type in GLOB.xmas_gift_blacklist)
+		if(ispath(typepath, blacklisted_type))
+			return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
+/// The actual blacklist for the admin/debug gear. It goes at the bottom as it may end up getting quite long.
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(xmas_gift_blacklist, list(
+	/datum/storage/box/debug,
+	/obj/item/uplink,
+	/obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs/debug,
+	/obj/item/gps/visible_debug,
+	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/engine/admin,
+	/obj/item/storage/bag/sheetsnatcher/debug,
+	/obj/item/construction/rcd/combat/admin,
+	/obj/item/disk/tech_disk/debug,
+	/obj/item/flashlight/emp/debug,
+	/obj/item/card/id/advanced/debug,
+	/obj/item/debug/omnitool/item_spawner,
+	/obj/item/borg/projectile_dampen/debug,
+	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/debug,
+	/obj/item/gun/magic/wand/resurrection/debug,
+	/obj/item/mod/control/pre_equipped/administrative,
+	/obj/item/mod/control/pre_equipped/debug,
+	/obj/item/mod/control/pre_equipped/chrono,
+	/obj/item/gun/energy/laser/instakill,
+	/obj/item/gun/magic/wand/death,
+	/obj/item/disk/nuclear,
+	/obj/item/melee/energy/axe,
+	/obj/item/phystool,
+	/obj/item/physic_manipulation_tool/advanced,
+	/obj/item/gun/magic/wand/polymorph,
+	/obj/item/gun/magic/staff/chaos,
+	/obj/item/gun/energy/pulse,
+	/obj/item/dna_probe/carp_scanner,
+	/obj/item/antag_granter,
+	/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/romerol,
+	/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/romerol,
+	/obj/item/card/emag/battlecruiser,
+	/obj/item/proteon_orb,
+	/obj/structure/fluff/paper, // So I stop getting 500 papers
+	/obj/item/circuitboard, // Like above but for boards.
+	/obj/item/circuit_component, // I hate these things.
+	/obj/item/organ/genital, // Rule 8.
+	/obj/item/melee/supermatter_sword,
+))
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/admin/verbs/blacklist_xmas_item.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/admin/verbs/blacklist_xmas_item.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..68fb832d87e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/admin/verbs/blacklist_xmas_item.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+ADMIN_VERB(blacklist_xmas_item, R_ADMIN, "Blacklist Xmas Gift Item", "Take away a gift, you monster.", ADMIN_CATEGORY_GAME)
+	var/item_to_ban = tgui_input_text(user, "Typepath to blacklist from the tree?", "Grinching Time...", max_length = 128)
+	var/pathed_item = text2path(item_to_ban)
+	if(ispath(pathed_item))
+		LAZYADD(GLOB.xmas_gift_blacklist, item_to_ban)
+		log_admin("[key_name(user)] added [item_to_ban] to the Christmas blacklist.")
+		message_admins("[key_name(user)] added [item_to_ban] to the Christmas blacklist!")
+	BLACKBOX_LOG_ADMIN_VERB("Blacklist Xmas Gift Item")
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 57394abdfa3..b6286f70cca 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -8861,6 +8861,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\configuration\entries\game_options.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\configuration\entries\nsfw.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\air.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\dynamic_xmas_blacklist.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\job.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\map_vote.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\mapping.dm"
@@ -9061,6 +9062,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\cigarettes.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\cigs_lighters.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\flatpacks.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\gift.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\holy_weapons.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\kiss.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\more_pkas.dm"
@@ -9117,6 +9119,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\admin\transform.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\admin\smites\pie.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\admin\verbs\admin.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\admin\verbs\blacklist_xmas_item.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\admin\verbs\debug.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\alt_anomaly_refinery\anomaly_refinery.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\alternative_job_titles\code\alt_job_titles.dm"