diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
index 65b9c3a7c10..c5bae131c37 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
@@ -684,6 +684,9 @@
 #define COMSIG_CARBON_HUGGED "carbon_hugged"
 ///When a carbon mob is headpatted, this is called on the carbon that is headpatted. (mob/living/headpatter)
 #define COMSIG_CARBON_HEADPAT "carbon_headpatted"
+///When a carbon mob is disarmed, this is called on objects that have unique behavior when the target is shoved into it (obj/structure/table, obj/machinery/disposal/bin)
+#define COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE "carbon_disarm_collision"
+	#define COMSIG_CARBON_SHOVE_HANDLED (1<<0)
 
 ///When a carbon slips. Called on /turf/open/handle_slip()
 #define COMSIG_ON_CARBON_SLIP "carbon_slip"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
index 58faca0bfe1..216a180863f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
@@ -74,6 +74,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	update_appearance()
 	PopulateContents()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE, .proc/locker_carbon)
 
 //USE THIS TO FILL IT, NOT INITIALIZE OR NEW
 /obj/structure/closet/proc/PopulateContents()
@@ -326,7 +327,9 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/proc/after_close(mob/living/user)
 	return
 
-
+/**
+ * Toggles a closet open or closed, to the opposite state. Does not respect locked or welded states, however.
+ */
 /obj/structure/closet/proc/toggle(mob/living/user)
 	if(opened)
 		return close(user)
@@ -676,4 +679,19 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/return_temperature()
 	return
 
+/obj/structure/closet/proc/locker_carbon(obj/structure/closet/closet, mob/living/carbon/shover, mob/living/carbon/target)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(opened)
+		target.forceMove(src)
+	if(!(locked || welded))
+		toggle()
+	update_icon()
+	target.visible_message(span_danger("[shover.name] shoves [target.name] into \the [src]!"),
+		span_userdanger("You're shoved into \the [src] by [target.name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
+	to_chat(src, span_danger("You shove [target.name] into \the [src]!"))
+	log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "into [src] (locker/crate)")
+	if(locked || welded)
+		return
+	return COMSIG_CARBON_SHOVE_HANDLED
+
 #undef LOCKER_FULL
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
index 7e9c563f0bc..4a67b9e3d54 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@
 	if(_buildstack)
 		buildstack = _buildstack
 	AddElement(/datum/element/climbable)
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE, .proc/table_carbon)
 
 /obj/structure/table/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
@@ -258,6 +259,15 @@
 			return TRUE
 	return FALSE
 
+/obj/structure/table/proc/table_carbon(obj/structure/table/the_table, mob/living/carbon/shover, mob/living/carbon/target)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_TABLE)
+	target.visible_message(span_danger("[shover.name] shoves [target.name] onto \the [the_table]!"),
+		span_userdanger("You're shoved onto \the [the_table] by [shover.name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
+	to_chat(shover, span_danger("You shove [target.name] onto \the [the_table]!"))
+	target.throw_at(src, 1, 1, null, FALSE) //1 speed throws with no spin are basically just forcemoves with a hard collision check
+	log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "onto [the_table] (table)")
+	return COMSIG_CARBON_SHOVE_HANDLED
 
 /obj/structure/table/greyscale
 	icon = 'icons/obj/smooth_structures/table_greyscale.dmi'
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
index 7aa747b87f9..70daf543522 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,8 @@
 	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_AGEUSIA, NO_TONGUE_TRAIT)
 
 	GLOB.carbon_list += src
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_LIVING_DEATH, .proc/attach_rot)
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE, .proc/disarm_collision)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/Destroy()
 	//This must be done first, so the mob ghosts correctly before DNA etc is nulled
@@ -1291,3 +1293,14 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/attach_rot()
 	if(mob_biotypes & (MOB_ORGANIC|MOB_UNDEAD))
 		AddComponent(/datum/component/rot, 6 MINUTES, 10 MINUTES, 1)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/disarm_collision(mob/living/carbon/collateral, mob/living/carbon/shover, mob/living/carbon/target)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_HUMAN)
+	if(!collateral.is_shove_knockdown_blocked())
+		collateral.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_COLLATERAL)
+	target.visible_message(span_danger("[shover] shoves [target.name] into [collateral.name]!"),
+		span_userdanger("You're shoved into [collateral.name] by [shover]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
+	to_chat(src, span_danger("You shove [target.name] into [collateral.name]!"))
+	log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "into [collateral.name]")
+	return COMSIG_CARBON_SHOVE_HANDLED
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
index 533069bb80d..85f14725092 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
@@ -258,10 +258,16 @@
 	var/shove_dir = get_dir(loc, target_oldturf)
 	var/turf/target_shove_turf = get_step(target.loc, shove_dir)
 	var/mob/living/carbon/target_collateral_carbon
-	var/obj/structure/table/target_table
-	var/obj/machinery/disposal/bin/target_disposal_bin
 	var/shove_blocked = FALSE //Used to check if a shove is blocked so that if it is knockdown logic can be applied
-
+	var/handled = FALSE
+	for(var/atom/movable/every_single_thing_but_target as anything in target_shove_turf.contents - target)
+		if(SEND_SIGNAL(every_single_thing_but_target, COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE, src, target) & COMSIG_CARBON_SHOVE_HANDLED)
+			handled = TRUE
+			break
+		if(!handled)
+			SEND_SIGNAL(target, COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE, src, target)
+	if(handled)
+		return //We are using an object's disarm collision reaction instead of base disarm reactions.
 	//Thank you based whoneedsspace
 	target_collateral_carbon = locate(/mob/living/carbon) in target_shove_turf.contents
 
@@ -274,8 +280,6 @@
 	else
 		target.Move(target_shove_turf, shove_dir)
 		if(get_turf(target) == target_oldturf)
-			target_table = locate(/obj/structure/table) in target_shove_turf.contents
-			target_disposal_bin = locate(/obj/machinery/disposal/bin) in target_shove_turf.contents
 			shove_blocked = TRUE
 
 	if(target.IsKnockdown() && !target.IsParalyzed())
@@ -299,34 +303,12 @@
 					if(obj_content.flags_1 & ON_BORDER_1 && obj_content.dir == turn(shove_dir, 180) && obj_content.density)
 						directional_blocked = TRUE
 						break
-		if((!target_table && !target_collateral_carbon && !target_disposal_bin) || directional_blocked)
+		if((!target_collateral_carbon) || directional_blocked)
 			target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_SOLID)
 			target.visible_message(span_danger("[name] shoves [target.name], knocking [target.p_them()] down!"),
 							span_userdanger("You're knocked down from a shove by [name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
 			to_chat(src, span_danger("You shove [target.name], knocking [target.p_them()] down!"))
 			log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "knocking them down")
-		else if(target_table)
-			target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_TABLE)
-			target.visible_message(span_danger("[name] shoves [target.name] onto \the [target_table]!"),
-							span_userdanger("You're shoved onto \the [target_table] by [name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
-			to_chat(src, span_danger("You shove [target.name] onto \the [target_table]!"))
-			target.throw_at(target_table, 1, 1, null, FALSE) //1 speed throws with no spin are basically just forcemoves with a hard collision check
-			log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "onto [target_table] (table)")
-		else if(target_collateral_carbon)
-			target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_HUMAN)
-			if(!target_collateral_carbon.is_shove_knockdown_blocked())
-				target_collateral_carbon.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_COLLATERAL)
-			target.visible_message(span_danger("[name] shoves [target.name] into [target_collateral_carbon.name]!"),
-				span_userdanger("You're shoved into [target_collateral_carbon.name] by [name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
-			to_chat(src, span_danger("You shove [target.name] into [target_collateral_carbon.name]!"))
-			log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "into [target_collateral_carbon.name]")
-		else if(target_disposal_bin)
-			target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_SOLID)
-			target.forceMove(target_disposal_bin)
-			target.visible_message(span_danger("[name] shoves [target.name] into \the [target_disposal_bin]!"),
-							span_userdanger("You're shoved into \the [target_disposal_bin] by [name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
-			to_chat(src, span_danger("You shove [target.name] into \the [target_disposal_bin]!"))
-			log_combat(src, target, "shoved", "into [target_disposal_bin] (disposal bin)")
 	else
 		target.visible_message(span_danger("[name] shoves [target.name]!"),
 						span_userdanger("You're shoved by [name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, src)
diff --git a/code/modules/recycling/disposal/bin.dm b/code/modules/recycling/disposal/bin.dm
index b2dac725c63..b4aab279237 100644
--- a/code/modules/recycling/disposal/bin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/recycling/disposal/bin.dm
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@
 	//gas.volume = 1.05 * CELLSTANDARD
 	update_appearance()
 	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_RAT_INTERACT, .proc/on_rat_rummage)
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_CARBON_DISARM_COLLIDE, .proc/trash_carbon)
 
 	return INITIALIZE_HINT_LATELOAD //we need turfs to have air
 
@@ -526,3 +527,12 @@
 
 	INVOKE_ASYNC(src, /obj/machinery/disposal/.proc/rat_rummage, king)
 
+/obj/machinery/disposal/proc/trash_carbon(obj/machinery/disposal/binny, mob/living/carbon/shover, mob/living/carbon/target)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	target.Knockdown(SHOVE_KNOCKDOWN_SOLID)
+	target.forceMove(binny)
+	target.visible_message(span_danger("[shover.name] shoves [target.name] into \the [binny]!"),
+		span_userdanger("You're shoved into \the [binny] by [target.name]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling followed by a loud thud!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, binny)
+	to_chat(binny, span_danger("You shove [target.name] into \the [binny]!"))
+	log_combat(binny, target, "shoved", "into [binny] (disposal bin)")
+	return COMSIG_CARBON_SHOVE_HANDLED