diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
index 54cedf46ab1..f80d1358e17 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -1480,7 +1480,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 			someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats \
 			are very sensetive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity!"
 	item = /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar
-	cost = 18
+	cost = 15
 	restricted_roles = list("Clown")
 
 // Pointless
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/cars/car.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/cars/car.dm
index 510242b9dbd..9e9b41bd80c 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/cars/car.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/cars/car.dm
@@ -16,10 +16,10 @@
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/MouseDrop_T(atom/dropping, mob/M)
 	if(!M.canmove || M.stat || M.restrained())
 		return FALSE
-	if(ismob(dropping) && M != dropping)
-		var/mob/D = dropping
-		M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] starts forcing [D] into [src]!</span>")
-		mob_try_forced_enter(M, D)
+	if(isliving(dropping) && M != dropping)
+		var/mob/living/L = dropping
+		L.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] starts forcing [L] into [src]!</span>")
+		mob_try_forced_enter(M, L)
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/mob_try_exit(mob/M, mob/user, silent = FALSE)
@@ -39,10 +39,20 @@
 	last_enginesound_time = world.time
 	playsound(src, engine_sound, 100, TRUE)
 
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/attacked_by(obj/item/I, mob/living/user)
+	if(!I.force)
+		return
+	if(occupants[user])
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Your attack bounces off of the car's padded interior.</span>")
+		return
+	return ..()
+
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/attack_hand(mob/living/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!(car_traits & CAN_KIDNAP))
 		return
+	if(occupants[user])
+		return	
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You start opening [src]'s trunk.</span>")
 	if(do_after(user, 30))
 		if(return_amount_of_controllers_with_flag(VEHICLE_CONTROL_KIDNAPPED))
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/cars/clowncar.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/cars/clowncar.dm
index ceafc64320b..3485c0f378e 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/cars/clowncar.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/cars/clowncar.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	name = "clown car"
 	desc = "How someone could even fit in there is beyond me."
 	icon_state = "clowncar"
-	max_integrity = 500
+	max_integrity = 150
 	armor = list("melee" = 70, "bullet" = 40, "laser" = 40, "energy" = 0, "bomb" = 30, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 80, "acid" = 80)
 	enter_delay = 20
 	max_occupants = 50
@@ -10,6 +10,9 @@
 	car_traits = CAN_KIDNAP
 	key_type = /obj/item/bikehorn
 	key_type_exact = FALSE
+	var/droppingoil = FALSE
+	var/RTDcooldown = 150
+	var/lastRTDtime = 0
 
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/generate_actions()
 	. = ..()
@@ -20,7 +23,7 @@
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 		if(H.mind && H.mind.assigned_role == "Clown") //Ensures only clowns can drive the car. (Including more at once)
 			add_control_flags(M, VEHICLE_CONTROL_DRIVE|VEHICLE_CONTROL_PERMISSION)
-		return
+			return
 	add_control_flags(M, VEHICLE_CONTROL_KIDNAPPED)
 
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/mob_forced_enter(mob/M, silent = FALSE)
@@ -33,14 +36,25 @@
 		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] spews out a ton of space lube!</span>")
 		new /obj/effect/particle_effect/foam(loc) //YEET
 
-/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/Bump(atom/movable/M)
-	..()
-	if(iscarbon(M))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
-		C.Knockdown(50)
-		C.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] rams into [C] and sucks him up!</span>") //fuck off shezza this isn't ERP.
-		mob_forced_enter(C)
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/attacked_by(obj/item/I, mob/living/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana/banana = I
+		obj_integrity += min(banana.seed.potency, max_integrity-obj_integrity)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You use the [banana] to repair the [src]!</span>")
+		qdel(banana)
 
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/Bump(atom/movable/M)
+	. = ..()
+	if(isliving(M))
+		if(ismegafauna(M))
+			return
+		var/mob/living/L = M
+		if(iscarbon(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = L
+			C.Knockdown(40) //I play to make sprites go horizontal
+		L.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] rams into [L] and sucks him up!</span>") //fuck off shezza this isn't ERP.
+		mob_forced_enter(L)
 		playsound(src, pick('sound/vehicles/clowncar_ram1.ogg', 'sound/vehicles/clowncar_ram2.ogg', 'sound/vehicles/clowncar_ram3.ogg'), 75)
 	else if(istype(M, /turf/closed))
 		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] rams into [M] and crashes!</span>")
@@ -48,6 +62,69 @@
 		playsound(src, 'sound/vehicles/clowncar_crashpins.ogg', 75)
 		DumpMobs(TRUE)
 
-/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/deconstruct(disassembled = TRUE)
-  . = ..()
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/emag_act(mob/user)
+	if(obj_flags & EMAGGED)
+		return
+	obj_flags |= EMAGGED
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You scramble the clowncar child safety lock and a panel with 6 colorful buttons appears!</span>")
+	initialize_controller_action_type(/datum/action/vehicle/sealed/RollTheDice, VEHICLE_CONTROL_DRIVE)
+
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/Destroy()
   playsound(src, 'sound/vehicles/clowncar_fart.ogg', 100)
+  return ..()
+
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/after_move(direction)
+	. = ..()
+	if(droppingoil)
+		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/oil/slippery(loc)
+
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/proc/RollTheDice(mob/user)
+	if(world.time - lastRTDtime < RTDcooldown)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The button panel is currently recharging.</span>")
+		return
+	lastRTDtime = world.time
+	var/randomnum = rand(1,6)
+	switch(randomnum)
+		if(1)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has pressed one of the colorful buttons on [src] and a special banana peel drops out of it.</span>")
+			new /obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(loc)
+		if(2)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has pressed one of the colorful buttons on [src] and unknown chemicals flood out of it.</span>")
+			var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(300)
+			R.my_atom = src
+			R.add_reagent(get_random_reagent_id(), 100)
+			var/datum/effect_system/foam_spread/foam = new
+			foam.set_up(200, loc, R)
+			foam.start()
+		if(3)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has pressed one of the colorful buttons on [src] and the clown car turns on its singularity disguise system.</span>")
+			icon = 'icons/obj/singularity.dmi'
+			icon_state = "singularity_s1"
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/ResetIcon), 100)
+		if(4)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has pressed one of the colorful buttons on [src] and the clown car spews out a cloud of laughing gas.</span>")
+			var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(300)
+			R.my_atom = src
+			R.add_reagent("superlaughter", 50)
+			var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/chem/smoke = new()
+			smoke.set_up(R, 4)
+			smoke.attach(src)
+			smoke.start()
+		if(5)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has pressed one of the colorful buttons on [src] and the clown car starts dropping an oil trail.</span>")
+			droppingoil = TRUE
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/StopDroppingOil), 30)
+		if(6)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has pressed one of the colorful buttons on [src] and the clown car lets out a comedic toot.</span>")
+			playsound(src, 'sound/vehicles/clowncar_fart.ogg', 100)
+			for(var/mob/living/L in orange(loc, 6))
+				L.emote("laughs")
+			for(var/mob/living/L in occupants)
+				L.emote("laughs")
+
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/proc/ResetIcon()
+	icon = initial(icon)
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/proc/StopDroppingOil()
+	droppingoil = FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/entered.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/entered.dm
index f25de2d89fc..30ae49ecd28 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/entered.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/entered.dm
@@ -83,25 +83,26 @@
 	user.put_in_hands(inserted_key)
 	inserted_key = null
 
-/obj/vehicle/sealed/deconstruct(disassembled = TRUE)
-	. = ..()
+/obj/vehicle/sealed/Destroy()
 	DumpMobs()
 	explosion(loc, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0)
+	return ..()
 
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/proc/DumpMobs(randomstep = TRUE)
 	for(var/i in occupants)
+		mob_exit(i, null, randomstep)
 		if(iscarbon(i))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/Carbon = i
-			mob_exit(Carbon, null, randomstep)
 			Carbon.Knockdown(40)
 
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/proc/DumpSpecificMobs(flag, randomstep = TRUE)
 	for(var/i in occupants)
-		if((occupants[i] & flag) && iscarbon(i))
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = i
-			mob_exit(C, null, randomstep)
-			C.Knockdown(40)
-
-
+		if((occupants[i] & flag))
+			mob_exit(i, null, randomstep)
+			if(iscarbon(i))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/C = i
+				C.Knockdown(40)
+			
+			
 /obj/vehicle/sealed/AllowDrop()
-	return FALSE
\ No newline at end of file
+	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm
index 82d64de41d3..8c0e76e06a4 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm
@@ -153,3 +153,14 @@
 /datum/action/vehicle/sealed/DumpKidnappedMobs/Trigger()
 	vehicle_entered_target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[vehicle_entered_target] starts dumping the people inside of it.</span>")
 	vehicle_entered_target.DumpSpecificMobs(VEHICLE_CONTROL_KIDNAPPED)
+
+
+/datum/action/vehicle/sealed/RollTheDice
+	name = "Press a colorful button"
+	desc = "Press one of those colorful buttons on your display panel!."
+	button_icon_state = "car_rtd"
+
+/datum/action/vehicle/sealed/RollTheDice/Trigger()
+	if(istype(vehicle_entered_target, /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar))
+		var/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/C = vehicle_entered_target
+		C.RollTheDice(owner)
diff --git a/icons/mob/actions/actions_vehicle.dmi b/icons/mob/actions/actions_vehicle.dmi
index c8044ec51f9..cee683c60d8 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/actions/actions_vehicle.dmi and b/icons/mob/actions/actions_vehicle.dmi differ