diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
index 4f36c4b5b61..cff362abe3c 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
@@ -412,6 +412,18 @@
 			limb_snip_candidate.dismember()
 		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] violently slams shut, amputating [patient]'s [candidate_name].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You amputate [patient]'s [candidate_name] with [src].</span>")
 
+/obj/item/shears/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is pinching [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	var/timer = 1 SECONDS
+	for(var/obj/item/bodypart/thing in user.bodyparts)
+		if(thing.body_part == CHEST)
+			continue
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(thing, /obj/item/bodypart/.proc/dismember), timer)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/playsound, user, 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg', 70), timer)
+		timer += 1 SECONDS
+	sleep(timer)
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
 /obj/item/bonesetter
 	name = "bonesetter"
 	desc = "For setting things right."