diff --git a/SQL/bubber_schema.sql b/SQL/bubber_schema.sql
index 324bd19e6f6..1691b77fc15 100644
--- a/SQL/bubber_schema.sql
+++ b/SQL/bubber_schema.sql
@@ -45,3 +45,12 @@ CREATE TABLE `stored_faxes` (
 COLLATE='utf8mb4_general_ci'
 ENGINE=InnoDB
 ;
+
+DROP TABLE IF EXISTS `privacy_policy_acceptances`;
+CREATE TABLE `privacy_policy_acceptances` (
+  `id` INT NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
+  `ckey` VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL,
+  `policy_key` VARCHAR(64) NOT NULL,
+  PRIMARY KEY (`id`),
+  UNIQUE INDEX `ckey_policy_unique` (`ckey`, `policy_key`)
+);
diff --git a/SQL/database_changelog.md b/SQL/database_changelog.md
index ed3912a91c2..cba6f8024b8 100644
--- a/SQL/database_changelog.md
+++ b/SQL/database_changelog.md
@@ -2,16 +2,16 @@ Any time you make a change to the schema files, remember to increment the databa
 
 Make sure to also update `DB_MAJOR_VERSION` and `DB_MINOR_VERSION`, which can be found in `code/__DEFINES/subsystem.dm`.
 
-The latest database version is 5.35 (for bubberstation) (5.34 for /tg/); The query to update the schema revision table is:
+The latest database version is 5.36 (for bubberstation) (5.34 for /tg/); The query to update the schema revision table is:
 
 ```sql
-INSERT INTO `schema_revision` (`major`, `minor`) VALUES (5, 35);
+INSERT INTO `schema_revision` (`major`, `minor`) VALUES (5, 36);
 ```
 
 or
 
 ```sql
-INSERT INTO `SS13_schema_revision` (`major`, `minor`) VALUES (5, 35);
+INSERT INTO `SS13_schema_revision` (`major`, `minor`) VALUES (5, 36);
 ```
 
 In any query remember to add a prefix to the table names if you use one.
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/~~bubber_defines/privacy_policy.dm b/code/__DEFINES/~~bubber_defines/privacy_policy.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..35abc57c96b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/~~bubber_defines/privacy_policy.dm
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+#define CURRENT_PRIVACY_KEY "privacy_v1"
diff --git a/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-bubber-pr-4766.yml b/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-bubber-pr-4766.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index ab2f3d09a56..00000000000
--- a/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-bubber-pr-4766.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: "Phoenix4O4"
-delete-after: True
-changes:
-  - admin: "Enhanced Player Panel with more stuff"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-bubber-pr-5127.yml b/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-bubber-pr-5127.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index a53234f1ba3..00000000000
--- a/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-bubber-pr-5127.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: "ArrisFairburne"
-delete-after: True
-changes:
-  - map: "various changes to Biodome"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/html/changelogs/bubber_archive/2026-03.yml b/html/changelogs/bubber_archive/2026-03.yml
index fff9cf0879b..7d9a3b48064 100644
--- a/html/changelogs/bubber_archive/2026-03.yml
+++ b/html/changelogs/bubber_archive/2026-03.yml
@@ -66,3 +66,15 @@
   - code_imp: '''Vox Primalis'' now considered a collective noun'
   - code_imp: dangerous_organ_removal has a new variable to toggle between organ qdel
       or having its damage set to max health.
+2026-03-11:
+  ArrisFairburne:
+  - map: various changes to Biodome
+  Danielance:
+  - bugfix: bulletproof vest sprites for digitigrade legs and teshari
+  Phoenix4O4:
+  - admin: Enhanced Player Panel with more stuff
+  xPokee:
+  - rscadd: Closing out of the Privacy Policy window instead of accepting it now kicks
+      you.
+  - bugfix: Fixed the Privacy Policy window showing up after you've already accepted
+      it once, for real this time.
diff --git a/modular_skyrat/master_files/code/modules/mob/login.dm b/modular_skyrat/master_files/code/modules/mob/login.dm
index d6b7292841b..ec8c73791c1 100644
--- a/modular_skyrat/master_files/code/modules/mob/login.dm
+++ b/modular_skyrat/master_files/code/modules/mob/login.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,6 @@
 	if(SSplayer_ranks.initialized)
 		SSplayer_ranks.update_prefs_donator_status(client?.prefs)
 
-	if(!client.prefs.privacy_policy_acknowledged)
+	ASYNC
 		client.show_privacy_policy()
-	return TRUE
+	return .
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/controllers/subsystem/privacy_policy.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/controllers/subsystem/privacy_policy.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..46fafa8a9c0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/controllers/subsystem/privacy_policy.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+SUBSYSTEM_DEF(privacy)
+	name = "Privacy Policy"
+	flags = SS_NO_FIRE
+
+	VAR_PRIVATE/list/completed_by_ckey = list()
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/privacy/Initialize()
+	if(!CONFIG_GET(flag/sql_enabled))
+		return
+	load_initial_acceptances()
+	return SS_INIT_SUCCESS
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/privacy/proc/load_initial_acceptances()
+	if(!SSdbcore.IsConnected())
+		return
+
+	var/datum/db_query/query = SSdbcore.NewQuery("SELECT ckey, policy_key FROM [format_table_name("privacy_policy_acceptances")]")
+
+	if(!query.Execute())
+		qdel(query)
+		return
+
+	while(query.NextRow())
+		var/ckey = query.item[1]
+		var/policy_key = query.item[2]
+
+		completed_by_ckey[ckey] ||= list()
+		completed_by_ckey[ckey] += policy_key
+
+	qdel(query)
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/privacy/proc/has_accepted(ckey, policy_key)
+	return completed_by_ckey[ckey] && (policy_key in completed_by_ckey[ckey])
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/privacy/proc/mark_accepted(ckey, policy_key)
+	if(has_accepted(ckey, policy_key))
+		return
+
+	completed_by_ckey[ckey] ||= list()
+	completed_by_ckey[ckey] += policy_key
+
+	var/datum/db_query/query = SSdbcore.NewQuery(
+		"INSERT IGNORE INTO [format_table_name("privacy_policy_acceptances")] (ckey, policy_key) VALUES (:ckey, :policy_key)",
+		list(
+			"ckey" = ckey,
+			"policy_key" = policy_key
+		)
+	)
+
+	query.Execute()
+	qdel(query)
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/client/preferences/preferences.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/client/preferences/preferences.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index ba8a3c18c97..00000000000
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/client/preferences/preferences.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,2 +0,0 @@
-/datum/preferences
-	var/privacy_policy_acknowledged
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/client/preferences_savefile.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/client/preferences_savefile.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index 2e5a129fe82..00000000000
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/client/preferences_savefile.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-/datum/preferences/load_preferences()
-	. = ..()
-	savefile.get_entry("privacy_policy_acknowledged", privacy_policy_acknowledged)
-
-/datum/preferences/save_preferences()
-	. = ..()
-	savefile.set_entry("privacy_policy_acknowledged", privacy_policy_acknowledged)
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/clothing/suits/misc.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/clothing/suits/misc.dm
index 16fd0469f80..96e0f31bbc6 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/clothing/suits/misc.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/clothing/suits/misc.dm
@@ -64,3 +64,10 @@
 	worn_icon_digi = 'modular_skyrat/master_files/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_digi.dmi'
 	// new teshari sprites
 	worn_icon_teshari = 'modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_teshari.dmi'
+
+// bulletproof armor
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/bulletproof
+	// "new" digi sprites, purple missing coat otherwise
+	worn_icon_digi = 'modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_digi.dmi'
+	// new teshari sprites
+	worn_icon_teshari = 'modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_teshari.dmi'
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/privacy_policy/privacy_policy.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/privacy_policy/privacy_policy.dm
index e801043c711..e495a785c83 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/privacy_policy/privacy_policy.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/privacy_policy/privacy_policy.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-#define CURRENT_PRIVACY_VERSION 1
-
 /datum/privacy_policy_ui
 	var/client/owner
 
@@ -11,6 +9,10 @@
 	return GLOB.always_state
 
 /datum/privacy_policy_ui/ui_close(mob/user)
+	if(!SSprivacy.has_accepted(owner.ckey, CURRENT_PRIVACY_KEY))
+		if(owner)
+			to_chat(owner, span_danger("You must accept the Privacy Policy to continue playing."))
+			New(owner)
 	qdel(src)
 
 /datum/privacy_policy_ui/ui_data(mob/user)
@@ -22,9 +24,8 @@
 	. = ..()
 	switch(action)
 		if("accept")
-			if(owner?.prefs)
-				owner.prefs.privacy_policy_acknowledged = TRUE
-				owner.prefs.save_preferences()
+			if(owner?.ckey)
+				SSprivacy.mark_accepted(owner.ckey, CURRENT_PRIVACY_KEY)
 			ui.close()
 			return TRUE
 
@@ -39,10 +40,14 @@
 	ui.open()
 
 /client/proc/show_privacy_policy()
+	if(!CONFIG_GET(flag/sql_enabled))
+		return
+
 	if(!mob)
 		return
 
+	if(SSprivacy.has_accepted(mob?.ckey, CURRENT_PRIVACY_KEY))
+		return
+
 	var/datum/privacy_policy_ui/ui = new(src)
 	ui.ui_interact(mob)
-
-#undef CURRENT_PRIVACY_VERSION
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_digi.dmi b/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_digi.dmi
index 7e13766d041..07aec396af4 100644
Binary files a/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_digi.dmi and b/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_digi.dmi differ
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_teshari.dmi b/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_teshari.dmi
index b604a474c0b..320ac2e06c2 100644
Binary files a/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_teshari.dmi and b/modular_zubbers/icons/mob/clothing/suits/armor_teshari.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index df70dcd86f4..eaa3b915169 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -544,6 +544,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\mobs.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\mood.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\nanites.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\privacy_policy.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\research_categories.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\robot_defines.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\role_preferences.dm"
@@ -8941,6 +8942,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\job.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\map_vote.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\mapping.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\privacy_policy.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\research.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\security_level.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\controllers\subsystem\ticker.dm"
@@ -9358,7 +9360,6 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\client_color.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\client_procs.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences.dm"
-#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences_savefile.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\ssd.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\autopunctuation\preferences.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\flavor_text\flavor_text.dm"
@@ -9366,7 +9367,6 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\footstep_sound.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\permanent_limp.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\player_panel.dm"
-#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\preferences.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\screen.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\sounds.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\client\preferences\unique_blood_color.dm"
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PrivacyPolicy.tsx b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PrivacyPolicy.tsx
index 7feb174e365..6016360c333 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PrivacyPolicy.tsx
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PrivacyPolicy.tsx
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-import { useBackend } from '../backend';
 import { Button, Section } from 'tgui-core/components';
+import { useBackend } from '../backend';
 import { Window } from '../layouts';
 
 interface PrivacyPolicyData {
@@ -11,21 +11,13 @@ export const PrivacyPolicy = () => {
   const { policy_text } = data;
 
   return (
-    <Window
-      width={600}
-      height={500}
-      title="Privacy Policy">
+    <Window width={600} height={500} title="Privacy Policy">
       <Window.Content scrollable>
         <Section>
-          <div style={{ whiteSpace: 'pre-wrap' }}>
-            {policy_text}
-          </div>
+          <div style={{ whiteSpace: 'pre-wrap' }}>{policy_text}</div>
         </Section>
 
-        <Button
-          fluid
-          color="good"
-          onClick={() => act('accept')}>
+        <Button fluid color="good" onClick={() => act('accept')}>
           I Agree
         </Button>
       </Window.Content>