diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/banhammer_item.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/banhammer_item.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..8c0f901c927
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/banhammer_item.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,53 @@
+/obj/item/banhammer/real
+	name = "\improper REAL banhammer"
+	desc = "A hammer that has been banned in several sectors. Careful when using this."
+	desc_controls = "Click to temporarily send someone to the void. Click with combat mode on to permabrig someone. Click in hand to set ban reason."
+	var/static/list/area/areas_to_teleport_to = list( //A list of areas to teleport to. Sorted by priority (first one is set first, if the area exists).
+		/area/station/security/prison/safe,
+		/area/station/security/prison/work,
+		/area/station/security/prison/rec,
+		/area/station/security/prison/upper,
+		/area/station/security/prison,
+	)
+	var/ban_reason = "No reason specified."
+
+/obj/item/banhammer/real/attack_self(mob/user)
+
+	var/desired_ban_reason = reject_bad_text(tgui_input_text(user, "Ban Reason", "Set Ban Reason", ban_reason, MAX_PLAQUE_LEN))
+
+	if(desired_ban_reason)
+		ban_reason = desired_ban_reason
+	else
+		ban_reason = initial(ban_reason)
+
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("Ban reason set to: \"[ban_reason]\""))
+
+
+/obj/item/banhammer/real/attack(mob/M, mob/living/user)
+
+	. = ..()
+
+	if(!ishuman(M)) //Humans only.
+		return
+
+	if(M.can_block_magic())
+		M.visible_message(span_danger("[M] resists the effects of the banhammer! They're ban immune!"))
+		return
+
+	if(user.combat_mode) //Perma
+		var/area/current_area = get_area(M)
+		if(!current_area || istype(current_area,/area/station/security/prison)) //Already perma'd.
+			M.visible_message(span_danger("[M] resists the effects of the banhammer! They're already in the permabrig!"))
+			return
+
+		var/turf/turf_to_teleport_to
+		for(var/area/area_path as anything in areas_to_teleport_to)
+			turf_to_teleport_to = get_safe_random_station_turf(area_path)
+			if(!turf_to_teleport_to)
+				continue
+			if(do_teleport(M,turf_to_teleport_to,forced = TRUE,channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_MAGIC)) //Rare chance of this actually failing for some reason.
+				dispatch_announcement_to_players(span_noticealien("[M] has been sent to permabrig by [user]: Reason: [ban_reason]"),sound_override = 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg')
+				return
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+	if(T) new /obj/effect/immortality_talisman/void(T, M) //Temp
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/spell_types/nerfed_spells.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/spell_types/nerfed_spells.dm
index ea4c95fbf24..8327808271f 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/spell_types/nerfed_spells.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/spells/spell_types/nerfed_spells.dm
@@ -69,3 +69,12 @@
 /datum/spellbook_entry/item/hugbottle
 	cost = 2
 	limit = 1
+
+// High Frequency Spellblade. Holy fuck just looking at the code is nonsense holy fuck. Can slash through walls, and also gib people who are dead. Absolutely silly.
+// Replaces it with a banhammer that can send you to the perma brig because that's funnier.
+/datum/spellbook_entry/item/highfrequencyblade
+	name = "REAL Banhammer"
+	desc = "A completely REAL Banhammer that sends anyone it hits to the void for a short period of time. Stonger hits send people to the station's permabrig, if one exists."
+	item_path = /obj/item/banhammer/real
+	category = "Offensive"
+	cost = 2
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index a1db8d93786..d5d351c7929 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -8456,6 +8456,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\research\designs\misc_designs.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\research\techweb\all_nodes.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\security_levels\security_level_datums.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\spells\banhammer_item.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\spells\spell_types\disabled_spells.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\spells\spell_types\nerfed_spells.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\status_effects\buffs\frenzy.dm"