diff --git a/code/modules/client/verbs/suicide.dm b/code/modules/client/verbs/suicide.dm
index 58b11cddfbc..2fbb591e889 100644
--- a/code/modules/client/verbs/suicide.dm
+++ b/code/modules/client/verbs/suicide.dm
@@ -75,20 +75,23 @@
 					adjustOxyLoss(max(200 - getToxLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getOxyLoss(), 0))
 
 				death(FALSE)
+				ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 				return
 
 		var/suicide_message
 
 		if(a_intent == INTENT_DISARM)
+			if(prob(25))
+				disarm_suicide()	// Snowflake suicide for a tired joke.
+				return	//above proc handles logging and death
 			suicide_message = pick("[src] is attempting to push [p_their()] own head off [p_their()] shoulders! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.", \
-								"[src] is pushing [p_their()] thumbs into [p_their()] eye sockets! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.", \
-								"[src] is ripping [p_their()] own arms off! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.")//heheh get it?
-		if(a_intent == INTENT_GRAB)
+								"[src] is pushing [p_their()] thumbs into [p_their()] eye sockets! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.")
+		else if(a_intent == INTENT_GRAB)
 			suicide_message = pick("[src] is attempting to pull [p_their()] own head off! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.", \
 									"[src] is aggressively grabbing [p_their()] own neck! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.", \
 									"[src] is pulling [p_their()] eyes out of their sockets! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.")
-		if(a_intent == INTENT_HELP)
+		else if(a_intent == INTENT_HELP)
 			suicide_message = pick("[src] is hugging [p_them()]self to death! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.", \
 									"[src] is high-fiving [p_them()]self to death! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.", \
 									"[src] is getting too high on life! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.")
@@ -121,6 +124,7 @@
 		suicide_log()
 
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/verb/suicide()
 	set hidden = 1
@@ -138,6 +142,7 @@
 
 		adjustOxyLoss(max(200- getToxLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getOxyLoss(), 0))
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 /mob/living/silicon/ai/verb/suicide()
 	set hidden = 1
@@ -156,6 +161,7 @@
 		//put em at -175
 		adjustOxyLoss(max(maxHealth * 2 - getToxLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getOxyLoss(), 0))
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/verb/suicide()
 	set hidden = 1
@@ -174,6 +180,7 @@
 		//put em at -175
 		adjustOxyLoss(max(maxHealth * 2 - getToxLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getOxyLoss(), 0))
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/verb/suicide()
 	set hidden = 1
@@ -186,6 +193,7 @@
 		suicide_log()
 
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 	else
 		to_chat(src, "Aborting suicide attempt.")
 
@@ -207,6 +215,7 @@
 		//put em at -175
 		adjustOxyLoss(max(200 - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getOxyLoss(), 0))
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/verb/suicide()
 	set hidden = 1
@@ -223,6 +232,7 @@
 		suicide_log()
 
 		death(FALSE)
+		ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
 
 /mob/living/proc/suicide_log()
 	log_message("committed suicide as [src.type]", LOG_ATTACK)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/suicides.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/suicides.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..bde239a36d4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/suicides.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/delayed_suicide()
+	suicide_log()
+	adjustBruteLoss(max(200 - getToxLoss() - getFireLoss() - getBruteLoss() - getOxyLoss(), 0))
+	death(FALSE)
+	ghostize(FALSE)	// Disallows reentering body and disassociates mind
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/disarm_suicide()
+	var/suicide_message = "[src] is ripping [p_their()] own arms off! It looks like [p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide." //heheh get it?
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[suicide_message]</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[suicide_message]</span>")
+
+	var/timer = 15
+	for(var/obj/item/bodypart/thing in bodyparts)
+		if(thing.body_part == ARM_LEFT || thing.body_part == ARM_RIGHT)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(thing, /obj/item/bodypart/.proc/dismember), timer)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/playsound, src, 'sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg', 70), timer)
+			timer += 15
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/carbon/human/.proc/delayed_suicide, FALSE), timer-10)
diff --git a/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg b/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..aca8c7ade4e
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg differ
diff --git a/sound/effects/license.txt b/sound/effects/license.txt
index c928a9872f3..27133b26697 100644
--- a/sound/effects/license.txt
+++ b/sound/effects/license.txt
@@ -1,2 +1,5 @@
 hit_punch.ogg and hit_kick.ogg are made by Taira Komori
 (https://taira-komori.jpn.org/freesounden.html)
+
+cartoon_pop.ogg by Tobiasz 'unfa' Karoń
+(https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/245645/)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 78c31cd256e..2c6fd487a0b 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2108,6 +2108,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\say.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\status_procs.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\suicides.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\update_icons.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\abductors.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\android.dm"