diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_plasma_facility.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_plasma_facility.dmm
index 865695e5b33..356bed29f9f 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_plasma_facility.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_plasma_facility.dmm
@@ -1016,7 +1016,7 @@
 /area/ruin/plasma_facility/commons)
 "pE" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/maint,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/item/flashlight/flare/candle{
 	pixel_x = 12;
 	pixel_y = 9
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm
index c2b11194dfb..97b4e3d53c9 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 "fD" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/bubblegum,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/ruin/powered)
 "gG" = (
@@ -416,7 +416,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_frozen_comms.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_frozen_comms.dmm
index 25f29890f45..eb537cd26f6 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_frozen_comms.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_frozen_comms.dmm
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
 "oj" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /turf/open/floor/iron/grimy{
 	initial_gas_mix = "ICEMOON_ATMOS"
 	},
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_biodome_beach.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_biodome_beach.dmm
index c97bd257960..7de6e7d9900 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_biodome_beach.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_biodome_beach.dmm
@@ -286,7 +286,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/manifold4w/scrubbers/hidden/layer4{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed{
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_1.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_1.dmm
index c389af77150..dc6cea464f7 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_1.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_1.dmm
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/djstation)
 "k" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/iron/grimy,
 /area/ruin/space/djstation)
 "p" = (
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron/grimy,
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_4.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_4.dmm
index 8e632403b36..52ec466ae86 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_4.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/DJstation/quarters_4.dmm
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 /turf/open/floor/iron/freezer/airless,
 /area/ruin/space/djstation)
 "x" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/airless,
 /area/ruin/space/djstation)
 "A" = (
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/deepstorage.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/deepstorage.dmm
index 5645ac3ef15..2c23219b7d3 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/deepstorage.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/deepstorage.dmm
@@ -1958,7 +1958,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/deepstorage/hydroponics)
 "zl" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_scrubber/on/layer2,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/deepstorage/dorm)
@@ -2128,7 +2128,7 @@
 "Ev" = (
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_scrubber/on/layer2,
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/deepstorage/dorm)
 "EA" = (
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hellfactory.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hellfactory.dmm
index 9660b317c66..524e81ebb69 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hellfactory.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hellfactory.dmm
@@ -570,7 +570,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/hellfactory)
 "cc" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /turf/open/floor/holofloor/wood,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/hellfactory)
 "cd" = (
@@ -899,7 +899,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/hellfactoryoffice)
 "xK" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/cobweb/cobweb2,
 /turf/open/floor/holofloor/wood,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/hellfactory)
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hilbertresearchfacility.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hilbertresearchfacility.dmm
index f8296960009..b964addf1f6 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hilbertresearchfacility.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/hilbertresearchfacility.dmm
@@ -349,7 +349,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/powered/hilbertresearchfacility)
 "jt" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/black,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/powered/hilbertresearchfacility)
 "jC" = (
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/waystation.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/waystation.dmm
index 9399ee02947..def97102238 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/waystation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/waystation.dmm
@@ -1143,7 +1143,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/waystation/dorms)
 "rQ" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/waystation/dorms)
 "rV" = (
@@ -1889,7 +1889,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/waystation/cargobay)
 "IS" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/waystation/dorms)
diff --git a/_maps/RandomZLevels/SnowCabin.dmm b/_maps/RandomZLevels/SnowCabin.dmm
index c6366d62e54..7ad0b42218f 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomZLevels/SnowCabin.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomZLevels/SnowCabin.dmm
@@ -2142,7 +2142,7 @@
 /area/awaymission/cabin/caves)
 "km" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/awaymission/cabin/caves)
 "ko" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Basketball/beach_bums.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Basketball/beach_bums.dmm
index aa5948a34e6..517e70f2b63 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Basketball/beach_bums.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Basketball/beach_bums.dmm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 //MAP CONVERTED BY dmm2tgm.py THIS HEADER COMMENT PREVENTS RECONVERSION, DO NOT REMOVE
 "af" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	pixel_x = 6;
 	pixel_y = 11
 	},
@@ -344,7 +344,7 @@
 /turf/open/misc/beach/sand,
 /area/centcom/basketball)
 "Jb" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	pixel_x = 6;
 	pixel_y = 11
 	},
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@
 /turf/open/misc/beach/sand,
 /area/centcom/basketball)
 "Lu" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	pixel_x = 6;
 	pixel_y = 11
 	},
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Birdshot/birdshot.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Birdshot/birdshot.dmm
index 72516d9c396..09cd9472764 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Birdshot/birdshot.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Birdshot/birdshot.dmm
@@ -9299,7 +9299,7 @@
 /area/station/maintenance/department/medical/central)
 "dBA" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/east,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/royalblack,
 /area/station/commons/dorms)
@@ -11067,7 +11067,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/west,
@@ -39807,7 +39807,7 @@
 /area/station/security/checkpoint/customs)
 "ohO" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/east,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/red,
 /area/station/commons/dorms)
@@ -70063,7 +70063,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/west,
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
index bd942b1bd87..28143ce53ea 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
@@ -1408,7 +1408,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -55689,7 +55689,7 @@
 /area/station/maintenance/department/science)
 "nTU" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -58792,7 +58792,7 @@
 /area/station/maintenance/department/science)
 "oLO" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/status_display/evac/directional/east,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
@@ -63735,7 +63735,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/machinery/status_display/evac/directional/north,
@@ -82687,7 +82687,7 @@
 /area/station/tcommsat/server)
 "uEo" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/machinery/status_display/evac/directional/east,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -93649,7 +93649,7 @@
 /area/station/science/genetics)
 "xso" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random/double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any/double,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/station/maintenance/port/aft)
 "xsp" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm
index efeb6bc25c7..3b78dacec06 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm
@@ -6937,7 +6937,7 @@
 /area/station/engineering/atmos/project)
 "ccp" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/south{
 	id = "Dorm5";
@@ -10057,7 +10057,7 @@
 /area/station/cargo/office)
 "cXp" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/pod,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /obj/effect/mapping_helpers/broken_floor,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/station/maintenance/port/fore)
@@ -10420,7 +10420,7 @@
 "dcq" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/machinery/airalarm/directional/north,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/east{
 	id = "Dorm3";
 	name = "Dorm Bolt Control";
@@ -34264,7 +34264,7 @@
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/service)
 "kzv" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/department/medical/morgue)
 "kzw" = (
@@ -41367,7 +41367,7 @@
 "mJO" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/machinery/airalarm/directional/north,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/east{
 	id = "Dorm2";
 	name = "Dorm Bolt Control";
@@ -45232,7 +45232,7 @@
 "nOl" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/machinery/airalarm/directional/north,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/east{
 	id = "Dorm4";
@@ -49799,7 +49799,7 @@
 /area/station/hallway/primary/central)
 "piC" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/south{
 	id = "Dorm6";
 	name = "Cabin Bolt Control";
@@ -63483,7 +63483,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/effect/spawner/random/contraband/permabrig_gear,
@@ -66635,7 +66635,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/trimline/red/filled/line{
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
index b2a9971f12f..03dfa234b14 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
@@ -1124,7 +1124,7 @@
 /area/station/maintenance/fore/lesser)
 "avU" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/on/layer4,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/east{
 	id = "Cabin2";
@@ -31986,7 +31986,7 @@
 /area/station/medical/virology)
 "lxf" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_scrubber/on/layer2,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/west{
 	id = "Cabin5";
@@ -41784,7 +41784,7 @@
 "oYv" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/cobweb,
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_scrubber/on/layer2,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/west{
 	id = "Cabin4";
@@ -50133,7 +50133,7 @@
 /area/station/commons/locker)
 "rUo" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_scrubber/on/layer2{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -51804,7 +51804,7 @@
 "sBa" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/cobweb/cobweb2,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/on/layer4,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/east{
 	id = "Cabin3";
@@ -64199,7 +64199,7 @@
 "wNp" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/cobweb,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_scrubber/on/layer2,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/machinery/button/door/directional/west{
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/NorthStar/north_star.dmm b/_maps/map_files/NorthStar/north_star.dmm
index e01fb546e4c..9a1372065a6 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/NorthStar/north_star.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/NorthStar/north_star.dmm
@@ -26977,7 +26977,7 @@
 /area/station/medical/pharmacy)
 "heS" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/on/layer4{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -27019,7 +27019,7 @@
 /area/station/maintenance/floor1/starboard/aft)
 "hfy" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/on/layer4{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -33741,7 +33741,7 @@
 /area/station/maintenance/floor1/starboard/fore)
 "iTn" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/black,
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/service)
 "iTu" = (
@@ -63497,7 +63497,7 @@
 /area/station/science/genetics)
 "qBh" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/on/layer4{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -63553,7 +63553,7 @@
 /area/station/commons/fitness)
 "qCn" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/station/medical/psychology)
 "qCo" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm
index bd915e60abb..57379c2353e 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm
@@ -7420,7 +7420,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/west,
@@ -10176,7 +10176,7 @@
 /area/station/command/heads_quarters/captain)
 "cvg" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/assistant,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/north,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -11408,7 +11408,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/assistant,
@@ -14385,7 +14385,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/south,
@@ -22999,7 +22999,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/east,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
@@ -24884,7 +24884,7 @@
 /area/station/security/brig)
 "hRK" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/south,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -26311,7 +26311,7 @@
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/entry)
 "iuJ" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/north,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
@@ -28841,7 +28841,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/assistant,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/east,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -36227,7 +36227,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/assistant,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/east,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -45402,7 +45402,7 @@
 /turf/open/floor/iron/showroomfloor,
 /area/station/security/warden)
 "pfm" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed/double{
@@ -59280,7 +59280,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/west,
@@ -59892,7 +59892,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/east,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
@@ -60494,7 +60494,7 @@
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/command)
 "upb" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/double,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/hangover,
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/north,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -67525,7 +67525,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed/double{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/sign/clock/directional/north,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_clown.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_clown.dmm
index f5c0ca4ea61..fc943e5287b 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_clown.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_clown.dmm
@@ -158,7 +158,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "aM" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/bananium,
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "aQ" = (
@@ -246,7 +246,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "iU" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/east,
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/bananium,
 /area/shuttle/escape)
@@ -254,7 +254,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/bananium,
@@ -289,7 +289,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/west,
@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/bananium,
@@ -315,7 +315,7 @@
 "XT" = (
 /obj/structure/window/reinforced/spawner/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/bananium,
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "YC" = (
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_hugcage.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_hugcage.dmm
index 6e68506c433..4b500f7bdbd 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_hugcage.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_hugcage.dmm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 /turf/closed/wall/mineral/titanium/nodiagonal,
 /area/shuttle/escape/brig)
 "aR" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 8
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed,
@@ -83,7 +83,7 @@
 /turf/closed/wall/mineral/titanium,
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "gg" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed{
@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "iI" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
 /obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/plushie_delux,
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/titanium/yellow,
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/item/pillow/random,
@@ -211,7 +211,7 @@
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/titanium/blue,
 /area/shuttle/escape)
 "ys" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed{
@@ -327,7 +327,7 @@
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/plastitanium/red,
 /area/shuttle/escape/brig)
 "KW" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any{
 	dir = 8
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/pirate_grey.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/pirate_grey.dmm
index 0726d8d1ea1..7ba8fdd5a5c 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/pirate_grey.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/pirate_grey.dmm
@@ -955,7 +955,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/pirate)
 "DP" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/shuttle/pirate)
 "DX" = (
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/pirate_silverscale.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/pirate_silverscale.dmm
index e4838e040e4..d4bd9d0c16b 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/pirate_silverscale.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/pirate_silverscale.dmm
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed/pod{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/black{
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/royalblack,
@@ -288,7 +288,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/pirate)
 "uP" = (
 /obj/structure/bed/pod,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/black,
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/royalblack,
 /area/shuttle/pirate)
 "vw" = (
@@ -381,7 +381,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/airalarm/directional/east,
 /obj/effect/mapping_helpers/airalarm/all_access,
 /obj/structure/bed/pod,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/black,
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/royalblack,
 /area/shuttle/pirate)
 "zB" = (
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/ruin_pirate_cutter.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/ruin_pirate_cutter.dmm
index 9fa1943c5f8..e99c5097664 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/ruin_pirate_cutter.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/ruin_pirate_cutter.dmm
@@ -344,7 +344,7 @@
 "wV" = (
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/brown,
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate,
 /turf/open/floor/iron/dark,
 /area/shuttle/ruin/caravan/pirate)
 "xb" = (
@@ -501,7 +501,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/brown{
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/machinery/airalarm/directional/west,
@@ -514,7 +514,7 @@
 "Ha" = (
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/south,
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/brown,
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate,
 /turf/open/floor/iron/dark,
 /area/shuttle/ruin/caravan/pirate)
 "Hb" = (
@@ -838,7 +838,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/brown{
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/machinery/firealarm/directional/west,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_cere.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_cere.dmm
index e6a677d57c3..1f0308690e7 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_cere.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_cere.dmm
@@ -388,7 +388,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/abandoned/cargo)
 "oB" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/east,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/manifold4w/supply/hidden,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm
index 2dc2e1c54d5..cbc214f21d8 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm
@@ -1176,7 +1176,7 @@
 /obj/structure/bed/pod{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_personalshuttle.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_personalshuttle.dmm
index e3f432f350b..8e041082bc6 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_personalshuttle.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_personalshuttle.dmm
@@ -273,7 +273,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/abandoned/bridge)
 "pS" = (
 /obj/machinery/light/small/directional/south,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed/pod{
diff --git a/_maps/templates/hilbertshotel.dmm b/_maps/templates/hilbertshotel.dmm
index 2895d104069..8c425aa9c13 100644
--- a/_maps/templates/hilbertshotel.dmm
+++ b/_maps/templates/hilbertshotel.dmm
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 /area/misc/hilbertshotel)
 "q" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /turf/open/indestructible/hotelwood,
 /area/misc/hilbertshotel)
 "r" = (
diff --git a/_maps/templates/hilbertshotellore.dmm b/_maps/templates/hilbertshotellore.dmm
index 4774f6788e3..fe77ef9cc3d 100644
--- a/_maps/templates/hilbertshotellore.dmm
+++ b/_maps/templates/hilbertshotellore.dmm
@@ -177,7 +177,7 @@
 /area/misc/hilbertshotel)
 "aU" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /turf/open/indestructible/hotelwood,
 /area/misc/hilbertshotel)
diff --git a/_maps/virtual_domains/beach_bar.dmm b/_maps/virtual_domains/beach_bar.dmm
index 7da71e943d1..63681684161 100644
--- a/_maps/virtual_domains/beach_bar.dmm
+++ b/_maps/virtual_domains/beach_bar.dmm
@@ -859,7 +859,7 @@
 /turf/open/misc/beach/sand,
 /area/virtual_domain/fullbright)
 "Nw" = (
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms{
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/bed{
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/random_spawner.dm b/code/__DEFINES/random_spawner.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2a012e79048
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/random_spawner.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+///Used by bedsheets spawners to tell if it's a single or double bedsheet.
+#define BEDSHEET_SINGLE "single"
+#define BEDSHEET_DOUBLE "double"
diff --git a/code/datums/quirks/negative_quirks/all_nighter.dm b/code/datums/quirks/negative_quirks/all_nighter.dm
index 798add0539f..253ce12b41f 100644
--- a/code/datums/quirks/negative_quirks/all_nighter.dm
+++ b/code/datums/quirks/negative_quirks/all_nighter.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/clothing/glasses/blindfold,
-		/obj/item/bedsheet/random,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any,
 		/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/pj/red,
 		/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/nightcap/red,
 		/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/pj/blue,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/bedsheet.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/bedsheet.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3fb39c5de4a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/bedsheet.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet
+	name = "random dorm bedsheet"
+	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
+	loot = list(/obj/item/bedsheet = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/blue = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/green = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/grey = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/orange = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/purple = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/red = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/yellow = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/brown = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/black = 8,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/patriot = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/rainbow = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/ian = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/runtime = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/nanotrasen = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate = 2,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/gondola = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double
+	name = "random dorm double bedsheet"
+	icon_state = "random_doublesheet"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/blue/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/green/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/grey/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/orange/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/purple/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/red/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/yellow/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/brown/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/black/double = 4,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/patriot/double = 1,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/rainbow/double = 1,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/ian/double = 1,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/runtime/double = 1,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos/double = 1,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/nanotrasen/double = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any
+	name = "random single bedsheet"
+	loot = null
+	var/static/list/bedsheet_list = list()
+	var/spawn_type = BEDSHEET_SINGLE
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any/Initialize(mapload)
+	if(isnull(bedsheet_list[spawn_type]))
+		var/list/spawn_list = list()
+		for(var/obj/item/bedsheet/sheet as anything in typesof(/obj/item/bedsheet))
+			if(initial(sheet.bedsheet_type) == spawn_type)
+				spawn_list += sheet
+		bedsheet_list[spawn_type] = spawn_list
+	loot = bedsheet_list[spawn_type]
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any/double
+	icon_state = "random_doublesheet"
+	spawn_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/leather.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/leather.dm
index 500b2500c8a..e9426a913ec 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/leather.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/leather.dm
@@ -40,11 +40,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(human_recipes, list( \
 	inhand_icon_state = null
 	merge_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/corgi
 
-GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(gondola_recipes, list ( \
-	new/datum/stack_recipe("gondola mask", /obj/item/clothing/mask/gondola, 1, check_density = FALSE, category = CAT_CLOTHING), \
-	new/datum/stack_recipe("gondola suit", /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/gondola, 2, check_density = FALSE, category = CAT_CLOTHING), \
-	))
-
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/corgi/five
 	amount = 5
 
@@ -59,6 +54,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(gondola_recipes, list ( \
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/mothroach/five
 	amount = 5
 
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(gondola_recipes, list ( \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("gondola mask", /obj/item/clothing/mask/gondola, 1, check_density = FALSE, category = CAT_CLOTHING), \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("gondola suit", /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/gondola, 2, check_density = FALSE, category = CAT_CLOTHING), \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("gondola bedsheet", /obj/item/bedsheet/gondola, 1, check_density = FALSE, category = CAT_FURNITURE), \
+	))
+
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/gondola
 	name = "gondola hide"
 	desc = "The extremely valuable product of gondola hunting."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
index 66de98bd50a..f80042f5679 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
@@ -4,10 +4,6 @@ BEDSHEETS
 LINEN BINS
 */
 
-#define BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT "abstract"
-#define BEDSHEET_SINGLE "single"
-#define BEDSHEET_DOUBLE "double"
-
 /obj/item/bedsheet
 	name = "bedsheet"
 	desc = "A surprisingly soft linen bedsheet."
@@ -28,7 +24,9 @@ LINEN BINS
 	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/ghost
 	/// Custom nouns to act as the subject of dreams
 	var/list/dream_messages = list("white")
-	/// The number of cloth sheets to be dropped by this bedsheet when cut
+	/// Cutting it up will yield this.
+	var/stack_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/cloth
+	/// The number of sheets dropped by this bedsheet when cut
 	var/stack_amount = 3
 	/// Denotes if the bedsheet is a single, double, or other kind of bedsheet
 	var/bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_SINGLE
@@ -126,7 +124,7 @@ LINEN BINS
 /obj/item/bedsheet/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(I.tool_behaviour == TOOL_WIRECUTTER || I.get_sharpness())
 		if (!(flags_1 & HOLOGRAM_1))
-			var/obj/item/stack/sheet/cloth/shreds = new (get_turf(src), stack_amount)
+			var/obj/item/stack/shreds = new stack_type(get_turf(src), stack_amount)
 			if(!QDELETED(shreds)) //stacks merged
 				transfer_fingerprints_to(shreds)
 				shreds.add_fingerprint(user)
@@ -338,6 +336,60 @@ LINEN BINS
 	inhand_icon_state = "sheetian"
 	dream_messages = list("a dog", "a corgi", "woof", "bark", "arf")
 
+/obj/item/bedsheet/runtime
+	icon_state = "sheetruntime"
+	inhand_icon_state = "sheetruntime"
+	dream_messages = list("a kitty", "a cat", "meow", "purr", "nya~")
+
+/obj/item/bedsheet/pirate
+	name = "pirate's bedsheet"
+	desc = "It has a Jolly Roger emblem on it and has a faint scent of grog."
+	icon_state = "sheetpirate"
+	inhand_icon_state = "sheetpirate"
+	dream_messages = list(
+		"a buried treasure",
+		"an island",
+		"a monkey",
+		"a parrot",
+		"a swashbuckler",
+		"a talking skull",
+		"avast",
+		"being a pirate",
+		"'cause a pirate is free",
+		"doing whatever you want",
+		"gold",
+		"landlubbers",
+		"stealing",
+		"sailing the Seven Seas",
+		"yarr",
+	)
+
+/obj/item/bedsheet/gondola
+	name = "gondola bedsheet"
+	desc = "A precious bedsheet made from the hide of a endangered and peculiar critter."
+	icon_state = "sheetgondola"
+	inhand_icon_state = "sheetgondola"
+	dream_messages = list("peace", "comfiness", "a rare critter", "a harmless creature")
+	stack_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/gondola
+	stack_amount = 1
+	///one of four icon states that represent its mouth
+	var/gondola_mouth
+	///one of four icon states that represent its eyes
+	var/gondola_eyes
+
+/obj/item/bedsheet/gondola/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	gondola_mouth = "sheetgondola_mouth[rand(1, 4)]"
+	gondola_eyes = "sheetgondola_eyes[rand(1, 4)]"
+	add_overlay(gondola_mouth)
+	add_overlay(gondola_eyes)
+
+/obj/item/bedsheet/gondola/worn_overlays(mutable_appearance/standing, isinhands, icon_file)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!isinhands)
+		. += mutable_appearance(icon_file, gondola_mouth)
+		. += mutable_appearance(icon_file, gondola_eyes)
+
 /obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos
 	name = "cosmic space bedsheet"
 	desc = "Made from the dreams of those who wonder at the stars."
@@ -347,66 +399,6 @@ LINEN BINS
 	light_power = 2
 	light_range = 1.4
 
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random
-	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
-	name = "random bedsheet"
-	desc = "If you're reading this description ingame, something has gone wrong! Honk!"
-	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT
-	item_flags = ABSTRACT
-	var/static/list/bedsheet_list
-	var/spawn_type = BEDSHEET_SINGLE
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random/Initialize(mapload)
-	..()
-	if(!LAZYACCESS(bedsheet_list, spawn_type))
-		var/list/spawn_list = list()
-		var/list/possible_types = typesof(/obj/item/bedsheet)
-		for(var/obj/item/bedsheet/sheet as anything in possible_types)
-			if(initial(sheet.bedsheet_type) == spawn_type)
-				spawn_list += sheet
-		LAZYSET(bedsheet_list, spawn_type, spawn_list)
-	var/chosen_type = pick(bedsheet_list[spawn_type])
-	var/obj/item/bedsheet = new chosen_type(loc)
-	bedsheet.dir = dir
-	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random/double
-	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
-	spawn_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms
-	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
-	name = "random dorms bedsheet"
-	desc = "If you're reading this description ingame, something has gone wrong! Honk!"
-	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
-	item_flags = ABSTRACT
-	slot_flags = null
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms/Initialize(mapload)
-	..()
-	var/type = pick_weight(list("Colors" = 80, "Special" = 20))
-	switch(type)
-		if("Colors")
-			type = pick(list(/obj/item/bedsheet,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/blue,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/green,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/grey,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/orange,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/purple,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/red,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/yellow,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/brown,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/black))
-		if("Special")
-			type = pick(list(/obj/item/bedsheet/patriot,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/rainbow,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/ian,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/nanotrasen))
-	var/obj/item/bedsheet = new type(loc)
-	bedsheet.dir = dir
-	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
-
 /obj/item/bedsheet/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetwhite"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetwhite"
@@ -559,45 +551,16 @@ LINEN BINS
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetian"
 	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
+/obj/item/bedsheet/runtime/double
+	icon_state = "double_sheetruntime"
+	worn_icon_state = "sheetruntime"
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
+
 /obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetcosmos"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetcosmos"
 	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double
-	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
-	item_flags = ABSTRACT
-	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double/Initialize(mapload)
-	..()
-	var/type = pick_weight(list("Colors" = 80, "Special" = 20))
-	switch(type)
-		if("Colors")
-			type = pick(list(
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/blue/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/green/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/grey/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/orange/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/purple/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/red/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/yellow/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/brown/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/black/double,
-				))
-		if("Special")
-			type = pick(list(
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/patriot/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/rainbow/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/ian/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos/double,
-				/obj/item/bedsheet/nanotrasen/double,
-				))
-	var/obj/item/bedsheet = new type(loc)
-	bedsheet.dir = dir
-	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
-
 /obj/structure/bedsheetbin
 	name = "linen bin"
 	desc = "It looks rather cosy."
@@ -736,7 +699,3 @@ LINEN BINS
 
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	return COMPONENT_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
-
-#undef BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT
-#undef BEDSHEET_SINGLE
-#undef BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
diff --git a/icons/effects/random_spawners.dmi b/icons/effects/random_spawners.dmi
index c03b196a137..08df14c0ffc 100644
Binary files a/icons/effects/random_spawners.dmi and b/icons/effects/random_spawners.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi
index fcfdb55f522..5440bf9d99d 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_lefthand.dmi
index 1f2d7df0075..2795277a183 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_righthand.dmi
index 5c831140c9e..4fe73af823a 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/items/bedsheet_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/bedsheets.dmi b/icons/obj/bedsheets.dmi
index 8db48b45fc6..daa0c3cdd79 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bedsheets.dmi and b/icons/obj/bedsheets.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index aa58962102c..0364b4c6b4d 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -184,6 +184,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\radiation.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\radio.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\radioactive_nebula.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\random_spawner.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\reactions.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\reagents.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\reagents_specific_heat.dm"
@@ -2176,6 +2177,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\ai_module.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\animalhide.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\armory.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\bedsheet.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\bureaucracy.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\clothing.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\spawners\random\contraband.dm"
diff --git a/tools/UpdatePaths/Scripts/81435_bedsheet_spawners.txt b/tools/UpdatePaths/Scripts/81435_bedsheet_spawners.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..85520034921
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tools/UpdatePaths/Scripts/81435_bedsheet_spawners.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms : /obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet{@OLD}
+/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double : /obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/double{@OLD}
+/obj/item/bedsheet/random/@SUBTYPES: /obj/effect/spawner/random/bedsheet/any/@SUBTYPES{@OLD}