diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_pizzaparty.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_pizzaparty.dmm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e99d0317f8f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_pizzaparty.dmm
@@ -0,0 +1,789 @@
+//MAP CONVERTED BY dmm2tgm.py THIS HEADER COMMENT PREVENTS RECONVERSION, DO NOT REMOVE 
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+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
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+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+	name = "party hat"
+	},
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diff --git a/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm b/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm
index 9a404f07680..e059a9a409e 100644
--- a/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm
+++ b/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm
@@ -182,3 +182,12 @@
 		lived here before. You swear you hear rattling coming from the inside."
 	suffix = "lavaland_surface_tomb.dmm"
 	cost = 10
+
+/datum/map_template/ruin/lavaland/pizza
+	name = "Ruined Pizza Party"
+	id = "pizza"
+	description = "Little Timmy's birthday pizza-bash took a turn for the worse \
+		when a bluespace anomaly passed by."
+	suffix = "lavaland_surface_pizzaparty.dmm"
+	allow_duplicates = FALSE
+	cost = 5
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_dispenser.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_dispenser.dm
index 8745fce43a2..c2ba6ef9cbb 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_dispenser.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_dispenser.dm
@@ -126,16 +126,17 @@
 
 
 /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/water_cooler
-	name = "water cooler"
-	desc = "A machine that dispenses water to drink."
+	name = "liquid cooler"
+	desc = "A machine that dispenses liquid to drink."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/vending.dmi'
 	icon_state = "water_cooler"
 	anchored = 1
 	var/cups = 50
+	var/reagent = "water"
 
 /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/water_cooler/New()
 	..()
-	reagents.add_reagent("water",500)
+	reagents.add_reagent(reagent,500)
 
 /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/water_cooler/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
 	if((!istype(user)) || (user.stat))