diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3cb6089e582
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,179 @@
+//Anomalies, used for events. Note that these DO NOT work by themselves; their procs are called by the event datum.
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly
+	name = "anomaly"
+	icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
+	desc = "A mysterious anomaly, seen commonly only in the region of space that the station orbits..."
+	icon_state = "bhole3"
+	unacidable = 1
+	density = 0
+	anchored = 1
+	luminosity = 3
+	var/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/anomaly/aSignal = null
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/New()
+	SetLuminosity(initial(luminosity))
+	aSignal = new(src)
+	aSignal.code = rand(1,100)
+
+	aSignal.frequency = rand(1200, 1599)
+	if(IsMultiple(aSignal.frequency, 2))//signaller frequencies are always uneven!
+		aSignal.frequency++
+
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/proc/anomalyEffect()
+	if(prob(50))
+		step(src,pick(alldirs))
+
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/proc/anomalyNeutralize()
+	new /obj/effect/effect/bad_smoke(loc)
+
+	for(var/atom/movable/O in src)
+		O.loc = src.loc
+
+	del(src)
+
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/analyzer))
+		user << "<span class='notice'>Analyzing... [src]'s unstable field is fluctuating along frequency [aSignal.code]:[format_frequency(aSignal.frequency)].</span>"
+
+///////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/grav
+	name = "gravitational anomaly"
+	icon_state = "shield2"
+	density = 1
+	var/boing = 0
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/grav/New()
+	..()
+	aSignal.origin_tech = "magnets=5;powerstorage=4"
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/grav/anomalyEffect()
+	..()
+
+	boing = 1
+	for(var/obj/O in orange(4, src))
+		if(!O.anchored)
+			step_towards(O,src)
+	for(var/mob/living/M in orange(4, src))
+		step_towards(M,src)
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/grav/Bump(mob/A)
+	gravShock(A)
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/grav/Bumped(mob/A)
+	gravShock(A)
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/grav/proc/gravShock(var/mob/A)
+	if(boing && isliving(A) && !A.stat)
+		A.Weaken(2)
+		var/atom/target = get_edge_target_turf(A, get_dir(src, get_step_away(A, src)))
+		A.throw_at(target, 5, 1)
+		boing = 0
+		return
+
+/////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/flux
+	name = "flux wave anomaly"
+	icon_state = "electricity2"
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/flux/New()
+	..()
+	aSignal.origin_tech = "powerstorage=5;programming=3;plasmatech=2"
+
+/////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bluespace
+	name = "bluespace anomaly"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/projectiles.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bluespace"
+	density = 1
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bluespace/New()
+	..()
+	aSignal.origin_tech = "bluespace=5;magnets=3;powerstorage=2"
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bluespace/Bumped(atom/A)
+	if(isliving(A))
+		do_teleport(A, locate(A.x, A.y, A.z), 10)
+	return
+
+/////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/pyro
+	name = "pyroclastic anomaly"
+	icon_state = "mustard"
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/pyro/New()
+	..()
+	aSignal.origin_tech = "plasmatech=5;powerstorage=3;biotech=3"
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/pyro/anomalyEffect()
+	..()
+	var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(src)
+	if(istype(T))
+		T.atmos_spawn_air("fire", 3)
+
+/////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bhole
+	name = "vortex anomaly"
+	icon_state = "bhole3"
+	desc = "That's a nice station you have there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bhole/New()
+	..()
+	aSignal.origin_tech = "materials=5;combat=4;engineering=3"
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bhole/anomalyEffect()
+	..()
+	if(!isturf(loc)) //blackhole cannot be contained inside anything. Weird stuff might happen
+		del(src)
+		return
+
+	grav(rand(0,3), rand(2,3), 50, 25)
+
+	//Throwing stuff around!
+	for(var/obj/O in orange(1,src))
+		if(!O.anchored)
+			var/mob/living/target = locate() in view(5,src)
+			if(!target)
+				return
+			O.throw_at(target, 5, 10)
+			return
+		else
+			O.ex_act(2)
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bhole/proc/grav(var/r, var/ex_act_force, var/pull_chance, var/turf_removal_chance)
+	for(var/t = -r, t < r, t++)
+		affect_coord(x+t, y-r, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
+		affect_coord(x-t, y+r, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
+		affect_coord(x+r, y+t, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
+		affect_coord(x-r, y-t, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/anomaly/bhole/proc/affect_coord(var/x, var/y, var/ex_act_force, var/pull_chance, var/turf_removal_chance)
+	//Get turf at coordinate
+	var/turf/T = locate(x, y, z)
+	if(isnull(T))	return
+
+	//Pulling and/or ex_act-ing movable atoms in that turf
+	if(prob(pull_chance))
+		for(var/obj/O in T.contents)
+			if(O.anchored)
+				O.ex_act(ex_act_force)
+			else
+				step_towards(O,src)
+		for(var/mob/living/M in T.contents)
+			step_towards(M,src)
+
+	//Damaging the turf
+	if( T && istype(T,/turf/simulated) && prob(turf_removal_chance) )
+		T.ex_act(ex_act_force)
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
index e5921b45734..b8a6fca011e 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
@@ -428,19 +428,22 @@ var/global/floorIsLava = 0
 			<BR>
 			"}
 
-	if(check_rights(R_FUN,0))
+	if(check_rights(R_FUN,0))//TODO: Make all this hardcoded random event panel stuff its own proc so we can actually remove poor events without making the code stop compiling
 		dat += {"
 			<B>'Random' Events</B><BR>
 			<BR>
-			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=gravity'>Trigger a gravity-failure event.</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=gravity'>Trigger a gravity-failure event</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=wave'>Spawn a wave of meteors (aka lagocolyptic shower)</A><BR>
-			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=gravanomalies'>Spawn a gravitational anomaly (aka lagitational anomolag)</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=blackhole'>Spawn a vortex anomaly</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=gravanomalies'>Spawn a gravitational anomaly</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=pyroanomalies'>Spawn a pyroclastic anomaly</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=energeticflux'>Spawn a flux wave anomaly</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=bluespaceanomaly'>Spawn a bluespace anomaly</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=timeanomalies'>Spawn wormholes</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=goblob'>Spawn blob</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=aliens'>Trigger an Alien infestation</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=alien_silent'>Spawn an Alien silently</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=spiders'>Trigger a Spider infestation</A><BR>
-			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=bluespaceanomaly'>Trigger a Bluespace Anomaly</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=spaceninja'>Send in a space ninja</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=carp'>Trigger an Carp migration</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=radiation'>Irradiate the station</A><BR>
@@ -451,7 +454,6 @@ var/global/floorIsLava = 0
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=ionstorm'>Spawn an Ion Storm</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=spacevines'>Spawn Space-Vines</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=comms_blackout'>Trigger a communication blackout</A><BR>
-			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=energeticflux'>Trigger a hyper-energetic flux</A><BR>
 			<BR>
 			<B>Fun Secrets</B><BR>
 			<BR>
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index ce1d1fe1308..d6338c1d8c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1458,7 +1458,7 @@
 				if(!check_rights(R_FUN,0))
 					removed_paths += dirty_path
 					continue
-			else if(ispath(path, /obj/effect/bhole))
+			else if(ispath(path, /obj/effect/anomaly/bhole))
 				if(!check_rights(R_FUN,0))
 					removed_paths += dirty_path
 					continue
@@ -1673,63 +1673,31 @@
 				message_admins("\red <b> [key_name_admin(usr)] changed the bomb cap to [MAX_EX_DEVESTATION_RANGE], [MAX_EX_HEAVY_RANGE], [MAX_EX_LIGHT_RANGE]</b>", 1)
 				log_admin("[key_name_admin(usr)] changed the bomb cap to [MAX_EX_DEVESTATION_RANGE], [MAX_EX_HEAVY_RANGE], [MAX_EX_LIGHT_RANGE]")
 
-/*				if("shockwave")
-				ok = 1
-				world << "\red <B><big>ALERT: STATION STRESS CRITICAL</big></B>"
-				sleep(60)
-				world << "\red <B><big>ALERT: STATION STRESS CRITICAL. TOLERABLE LEVELS EXCEEDED!</big></B>"
-				sleep(80)
-				world << "\red <B><big>ALERT: STATION STRUCTURAL STRESS CRITICAL. SAFETY MECHANISMS FAILED!</big></B>"
-				sleep(40)
-				for(var/mob/M in world)
-					shake_camera(M, 400, 1)
-				for(var/obj/structure/window/W in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(10,400))
-						W.ex_act(rand(2,1))
-				for(var/obj/structure/grille/G in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(20,400))
-						G.ex_act(rand(2,1))
-				for(var/obj/machinery/door/D in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(20,400))
-						D.ex_act(rand(2,1))
-				for(var/turf/station/floor/Floor in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(30,400))
-						Floor.ex_act(rand(2,1))
-				for(var/obj/structure/cable/Cable in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(30,400))
-						Cable.ex_act(rand(2,1))
-				for(var/obj/structure/closet/Closet in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(30,400))
-						Closet.ex_act(rand(2,1))
-				for(var/obj/machinery/Machinery in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(30,400))
-						Machinery.ex_act(rand(1,3))
-				for(var/turf/station/wall/Wall in world)
-					spawn(0)
-						sleep(rand(30,400))
-						Wall.ex_act(rand(2,1)) */
 			if("wave")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","MW")
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned meteors")
 				E = new /datum/round_event/meteor_wave()
-
 			if("gravanomalies")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","GA")
-				E = new /datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly()
-
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned a gravitational anomaly")
+				E = new /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_grav()
+			if("pyroanomalies")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","PYRO")
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned a pyroclastic anomaly")
+				E = new /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro()
+			if("blackhole")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","BH")
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned a vortex anomaly")
+				E = new /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_vortex()
 			if("timeanomalies")	//dear god this code was awful :P Still needs further optimisation
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","STA")
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has made wormholes")
 				E = new /datum/round_event/wormholes()
-
 			if("goblob")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","BL")
@@ -1750,7 +1718,7 @@
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SL")
 				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned spiders", 1)
 			if("bluespaceanomaly")
-				E = new /datum/round_event/bluespace_anomaly()
+				E = new /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace()
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","BA")
 				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered a bluespace anomaly", 1)
@@ -1911,7 +1879,7 @@
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","FLUX")
 				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered an energetic flux")
-				E = new /datum/round_event/energetic_flux()
+				E = new /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_flux()
 		if(E)
 			E.processing = 0
 			if(E.announceWhen>0)
diff --git a/code/modules/assembly/signaler.dm b/code/modules/assembly/signaler.dm
index b8ab1b44c13..cd5b0ee2d3f 100644
--- a/code/modules/assembly/signaler.dm
+++ b/code/modules/assembly/signaler.dm
@@ -168,3 +168,19 @@
 	receive_signal(datum/signal/signal)
 		if(!on) return
 		return ..(signal)
+
+
+// Embedded signaller used in anomalies.
+/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/anomaly
+	name = "anomaly core"
+	desc = "The neutralized core of an anomaly. It'd probably be valuable for research."
+	icon_state = "anomaly core"
+	item_state = "electronic"
+
+/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/anomaly/receive_signal(datum/signal/signal)
+	..()
+	for(var/obj/effect/anomaly/A in orange(0, src))
+		A.anomalyNeutralize()
+
+/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/anomaly/attack_self()
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/anomaly.dm b/code/modules/events/anomaly.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..9e259ef7e48
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/anomaly.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/anomaly
+	name = "Energetic Flux"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/anomaly
+	max_occurrences = 0 //This one probably shouldn't occur! It'd work, but it wouldn't be very fun.
+	weight = 15
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly
+	var/area/impact_area
+	var/obj/effect/anomaly/newAnomaly
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/setup()
+	impact_area = findEventArea()
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/announce()
+	command_alert("Localized hyper-energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location of impact: [impact_area.name].", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		newAnomaly = new /obj/effect/anomaly/flux(T.loc)
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/tick()
+	if(!newAnomaly)
+		kill()
+		return
+	newAnomaly.anomalyEffect()
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/end()
+	if(newAnomaly)//Kill the anomaly if it still exists at the end.
+		del(newAnomaly)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/anomaly_bluespace.dm b/code/modules/events/anomaly_bluespace.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2974ce6bd8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/anomaly_bluespace.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace
+	name = "Bluespace Anomaly"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace
+	max_occurrences = 1
+	weight = 5
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace
+	startWhen = 3
+	announceWhen = 10
+	endWhen = 55
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace/announce()
+	command_alert("Unstable bluespace anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: [impact_area.name].", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		newAnomaly = new /obj/effect/anomaly/bluespace(T.loc)
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_bluespace/end()
+	if(newAnomaly)//If it hasn't been neutralized, it's time to warp half the station away jeez
+		var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+		if(T)
+				// Calculate new position (searches through beacons in world)
+			var/obj/item/device/radio/beacon/chosen
+			var/list/possible = list()
+			for(var/obj/item/device/radio/beacon/W in world)
+				possible += W
+
+			if(possible.len > 0)
+				chosen = pick(possible)
+
+			if(chosen)
+					// Calculate previous position for transition
+
+				var/turf/FROM = T // the turf of origin we're travelling FROM
+				var/turf/TO = get_turf(chosen)			 // the turf of origin we're travelling TO
+
+				playsound(TO, 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 100, 1)
+				command_alert("Massive bluespace translocation detected.", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+				var/list/flashers = list()
+				for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in viewers(TO, null))
+					if(M:eyecheck() <= 0)
+						flick("e_flash", M.flash) // flash dose faggots
+						flashers += M
+
+				var/y_distance = TO.y - FROM.y
+				var/x_distance = TO.x - FROM.x
+				for (var/atom/movable/A in range(12, FROM )) // iterate thru list of mobs in the area
+					if(istype(A, /obj/item/device/radio/beacon)) continue // don't teleport beacons because that's just insanely stupid
+					if(A.anchored && istype(A, /obj/machinery)) continue
+					if(istype(A, /obj/structure/disposalpipe )) continue
+					if(istype(A, /obj/structure/cable )) continue
+
+					var/turf/newloc = locate(A.x + x_distance, A.y + y_distance, TO.z) // calculate the new place
+					if(!A.Move(newloc)) // if the atom, for some reason, can't move, FORCE them to move! :) We try Move() first to invoke any movement-related checks the atom needs to perform after moving
+						A.loc = locate(A.x + x_distance, A.y + y_distance, TO.z)
+
+					spawn()
+						if(ismob(A) && !(A in flashers)) // don't flash if we're already doing an effect
+							var/mob/M = A
+							if(M.client)
+								var/obj/blueeffect = new /obj(src)
+								blueeffect.screen_loc = "WEST,SOUTH to EAST,NORTH"
+								blueeffect.icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
+								blueeffect.icon_state = "shieldsparkles"
+								blueeffect.layer = 17
+								blueeffect.mouse_opacity = 0
+								M.client.screen += blueeffect
+								sleep(20)
+								M.client.screen -= blueeffect
+								del(blueeffect)
+			del(newAnomaly)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/anomaly_flux.dm b/code/modules/events/anomaly_flux.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..eeb61e90ac0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/anomaly_flux.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/anomaly/anomaly_flux
+	name = "Energetic Flux"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_flux
+	max_occurrences = 2
+	weight = 15
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_flux
+	startWhen = 3
+	announceWhen = 20
+	endWhen = 60
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_flux/announce()
+	command_alert("Localized hyper-energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location: [impact_area.name].", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_flux/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		newAnomaly = new /obj/effect/anomaly/flux(T.loc)
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_flux/end()
+	if(newAnomaly)//If it hasn't been neutralized, it's time to blow up.
+		explosion(newAnomaly, -1, 3, 5, 5)
+		del(newAnomaly)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/anomaly_grav.dm b/code/modules/events/anomaly_grav.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..45e80c6d733
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/anomaly_grav.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/anomaly/anomaly_grav
+	name = "Gravitational Anomaly"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_grav
+	max_occurrences = 2
+	weight = 15
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_grav
+	startWhen = 3
+	announceWhen = 20
+	endWhen = 50
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_grav/announce()
+	command_alert("Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: [impact_area.name].", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_grav/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		newAnomaly = new /obj/effect/anomaly/grav(T.loc)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/anomaly_pyro.dm b/code/modules/events/anomaly_pyro.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..c258cff6c8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/anomaly_pyro.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/anomaly/anomaly_pyro
+	name = "Pyroclastic Anomaly"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro
+	max_occurrences = 2
+	weight = 15
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro
+	startWhen = 10
+	announceWhen = 3
+	endWhen = 70
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro/announce()
+	command_alert("Atmospheric anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: [impact_area.name].", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		newAnomaly = new /obj/effect/anomaly/pyro(T.loc)
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro/tick()
+	if(!newAnomaly)
+		kill()
+		return
+	if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 5))
+		newAnomaly.anomalyEffect()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/anomaly_vortex.dm b/code/modules/events/anomaly_vortex.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..4fe6d440691
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/anomaly_vortex.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/anomaly/anomaly_vortex
+	name = "Vortex Anomaly"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_vortex
+	max_occurrences = 5
+	weight = 2
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_vortex
+	startWhen = 10
+	announceWhen = 3
+	endWhen = 80
+
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_vortex/announce()
+	command_alert("Localized high-intensity vortex anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: [impact_area.name]", "Anomaly Alert")
+
+/datum/round_event/anomaly/anomaly_vortex/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		newAnomaly = new /obj/effect/anomaly/bhole(T.loc)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/bluespaceanomaly.dm b/code/modules/events/bluespaceanomaly.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index a2956717d2b..00000000000
--- a/code/modules/events/bluespaceanomaly.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,94 +0,0 @@
-/datum/round_event_control/bluespace_anomaly
-	name = "Bluespace Anomaly"
-	typepath = /datum/round_event/bluespace_anomaly
-	weight = 5
-	max_occurrences = 1
-
-/datum/round_event/bluespace_anomaly
-	announceWhen	= 20
-
-	var/area/impact_area
-
-
-/datum/round_event/bluespace_anomaly/setup()
-	var/list/safe_areas = list(
-	/area/turret_protected/ai,
-	/area/turret_protected/ai_upload,
-	/area/engine,
-	/area/solar,
-	/area/holodeck,
-	/area/shuttle/arrival,
-	/area/shuttle/escape/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod1/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod2/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod3/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod5/station,
-	/area/shuttle/mining/station,
-	/area/shuttle/transport1/station,
-	/area/shuttle/specops/station)
-
-	//These are needed because /area/engine has to be removed from the list, but we still want these areas to get fucked up.
-	var/list/danger_areas = list(
-	/area/engine/break_room,
-	/area/engine/chiefs_office)
-
-
-	impact_area = locate(pick((the_station_areas - safe_areas) + danger_areas))	//need to locate() as it's just a list of paths.
-
-
-/datum/round_event/bluespace_anomaly/announce()
-	command_alert("Bluespace anomaly detected in the vicinity of [station_name()]. [impact_area.name] has gone missing.", "Anomaly Alert")
-
-
-/datum/round_event/bluespace_anomaly/start()
-	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
-	if(T)
-			// Calculate new position (searches through beacons in world)
-		var/obj/item/device/radio/beacon/chosen
-		var/list/possible = list()
-		for(var/obj/item/device/radio/beacon/W in world)
-			possible += W
-
-		if(possible.len > 0)
-			chosen = pick(possible)
-
-		if(chosen)
-				// Calculate previous position for transition
-
-			var/turf/FROM = T // the turf of origin we're travelling FROM
-			var/turf/TO = get_turf(chosen)			 // the turf of origin we're travelling TO
-
-			playsound(TO, 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 100, 1)
-
-			var/list/flashers = list()
-			for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in viewers(TO, null))
-				if(M:eyecheck() <= 0)
-					flick("e_flash", M.flash) // flash dose faggots
-					flashers += M
-
-			var/y_distance = TO.y - FROM.y
-			var/x_distance = TO.x - FROM.x
-			for (var/atom/movable/A in range(12, FROM )) // iterate thru list of mobs in the area
-				if(istype(A, /obj/item/device/radio/beacon)) continue // don't teleport beacons because that's just insanely stupid
-				if(A.anchored && istype(A, /obj/machinery)) continue
-				if(istype(A, /obj/structure/disposalpipe )) continue
-				if(istype(A, /obj/structure/cable )) continue
-
-				var/turf/newloc = locate(A.x + x_distance, A.y + y_distance, TO.z) // calculate the new place
-				if(!A.Move(newloc)) // if the atom, for some reason, can't move, FORCE them to move! :) We try Move() first to invoke any movement-related checks the atom needs to perform after moving
-					A.loc = locate(A.x + x_distance, A.y + y_distance, TO.z)
-
-				spawn()
-					if(ismob(A) && !(A in flashers)) // don't flash if we're already doing an effect
-						var/mob/M = A
-						if(M.client)
-							var/obj/blueeffect = new /obj(src)
-							blueeffect.screen_loc = "WEST,SOUTH to EAST,NORTH"
-							blueeffect.icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
-							blueeffect.icon_state = "shieldsparkles"
-							blueeffect.layer = 17
-							blueeffect.mouse_opacity = 0
-							M.client.screen += blueeffect
-							sleep(20)
-							M.client.screen -= blueeffect
-							del(blueeffect)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/energetic_flux.dm b/code/modules/events/energetic_flux.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index fed6a5359ba..00000000000
--- a/code/modules/events/energetic_flux.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,46 +0,0 @@
-/datum/round_event_control/energetic_flux
-	name = "Energetic Flux"
-	typepath = /datum/round_event/energetic_flux
-	max_occurrences = 2
-	weight = 15
-
-/datum/round_event/energetic_flux
-	startWhen	= 30
-
-	var/area/impact_area
-
-
-/datum/round_event/energetic_flux/setup()
-	var/list/safe_areas = list(
-	/area/turret_protected/ai,
-	/area/turret_protected/ai_upload,
-	/area/engine,
-	/area/solar,
-	/area/holodeck,
-	/area/shuttle/arrival,
-	/area/shuttle/escape/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod1/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod2/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod3/station,
-	/area/shuttle/escape_pod5/station,
-	/area/shuttle/mining/station,
-	/area/shuttle/transport1/station,
-	/area/shuttle/specops/station)
-
-	//These are needed because /area/engine has to be removed from the list, but we still want these areas to get fucked up.
-	var/list/danger_areas = list(
-	/area/engine/break_room,
-	/area/engine/chiefs_office)
-
-
-	impact_area = locate(pick((the_station_areas - safe_areas) + danger_areas))	//need to locate() as it's just a list of paths.
-
-
-/datum/round_event/energetic_flux/announce()
-	command_alert("Warning! Localized hyper-energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location of impact: [impact_area.name]. Vacate [impact_area.name].", "Anomaly Alert")
-
-
-/datum/round_event/energetic_flux/start()
-	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
-	if(T)
-		explosion(T, -1, 2, 4, 5)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_manager.dm b/code/modules/events/event_manager.dm
index c11bc109001..52ffee5fc4c 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_manager.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_manager.dm
@@ -81,6 +81,34 @@ var/datum/controller/event/events
 				continue
 			return
 
+
+/datum/round_event/proc/findEventArea() //Here's a nice proc to use to find an area for your event to land in!
+	var/list/safe_areas = list(
+	/area/turret_protected/ai,
+	/area/turret_protected/ai_upload,
+	/area/engine,
+	/area/solar,
+	/area/holodeck,
+	/area/shuttle/arrival,
+	/area/shuttle/escape/station,
+	/area/shuttle/escape_pod1/station,
+	/area/shuttle/escape_pod2/station,
+	/area/shuttle/escape_pod3/station,
+	/area/shuttle/escape_pod5/station,
+	/area/shuttle/mining/station,
+	/area/shuttle/transport1/station,
+	/area/shuttle/specops/station)
+
+	//These are needed because /area/engine has to be removed from the list, but we still want these areas to get fucked up.
+	var/list/danger_areas = list(
+	/area/engine/break_room,
+	/area/engine/chiefs_office)
+
+	//Need to locate() as it's just a list of paths.
+	return locate(pick((the_station_areas - safe_areas) + danger_areas))
+
+
+
 //allows a client to trigger an event (For Debugging Purposes)
 /client/proc/forceEvent(var/datum/round_event_control/E in events.control)
 	set name = "Trigger Event (Debug Only)"
@@ -93,6 +121,7 @@ var/datum/controller/event/events
 		E.runEvent()
 		message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered an event. ([E.name])", 1)
 
+
 /*
 //////////////
 // HOLIDAYS //
diff --git a/code/modules/events/gravitational_anomaly.dm b/code/modules/events/gravitational_anomaly.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index a39c26561b2..00000000000
--- a/code/modules/events/gravitational_anomaly.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,114 +0,0 @@
-/datum/round_event_control/gravitational_anomaly
-	name = "Gravitational Anomaly"
-	typepath = /datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly
-	max_occurrences = 5
-	weight = 2
-
-/datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly
-	startWhen = 10
-
-	var/obj/effect/bhole/blackhole
-
-/datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly/announce()
-	command_alert("Gravitational anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.", "Anomaly Alert")
-	for(var/mob/M in player_list)
-		if(!istype(M,/mob/new_player))
-			M << sound('sound/AI/granomalies.ogg')
-
-/datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly/setup()
-	endWhen = rand(50, 200)
-
-/datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly/start()
-	var/turf/T = pick(blobstart)
-	blackhole = new /obj/effect/bhole( T.loc, 30 )
-
-/datum/round_event/gravitational_anomaly/end()
-	del(blackhole)
-
-
-/obj/effect/bhole
-	name = "black hole"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/objects.dmi'
-	desc = "FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAHHH"
-	icon_state = "bhole3"
-	opacity = 1
-	unacidable = 1
-	density = 0
-	anchored = 1
-
-/obj/effect/bhole/New()
-	spawn(4)
-		controller()
-
-/obj/effect/bhole/proc/controller()
-	while(src)
-
-		if(!isturf(loc))
-			del(src)
-			return
-
-		//DESTROYING STUFF AT THE EPICENTER
-		for(var/mob/living/M in orange(1,src))
-			del(M)
-		for(var/obj/O in orange(1,src))
-			del(O)
-		for(var/turf/simulated/ST in orange(1,src))
-			ST.ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
-
-		sleep(6)
-		grav(10, 4, 10, 0 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 8, 4, 10, 0 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 9, 4, 10, 0 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 7, 3, 40, 1 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 5, 3, 40, 1 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 6, 3, 40, 1 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 4, 2, 50, 6 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 3, 2, 50, 6 )
-		sleep(6)
-		grav( 2, 2, 75,25 )
-		sleep(6)
-
-		//MOVEMENT
-		if( prob(50) )
-			src.anchored = 0
-			step(src,pick(alldirs))
-			src.anchored = 1
-
-/obj/effect/bhole/proc/grav(var/r, var/ex_act_force, var/pull_chance, var/turf_removal_chance)
-	if(!isturf(loc))	//blackhole cannot be contained inside anything. Weird stuff might happen
-		del(src)
-		return
-	for(var/t = -r, t < r, t++)
-		affect_coord(x+t, y-r, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
-		affect_coord(x-t, y+r, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
-		affect_coord(x+r, y+t, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
-		affect_coord(x-r, y-t, ex_act_force, pull_chance, turf_removal_chance)
-	return
-
-/obj/effect/bhole/proc/affect_coord(var/x, var/y, var/ex_act_force, var/pull_chance, var/turf_removal_chance)
-	//Get turf at coordinate
-	var/turf/T = locate(x, y, z)
-	if(isnull(T))	return
-
-	//Pulling and/or ex_act-ing movable atoms in that turf
-	if( prob(pull_chance) )
-		for(var/obj/O in T.contents)
-			if(O.anchored)
-				O.ex_act(ex_act_force)
-			else
-				step_towards(O,src)
-		for(var/mob/living/M in T.contents)
-			step_towards(M,src)
-
-	//Destroying the turf
-	if( T && istype(T,/turf/simulated) && prob(turf_removal_chance) )
-		var/turf/simulated/ST = T
-		ST.ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
-	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/effects/effects.dmi b/icons/effects/effects.dmi
index e397ed768ae..e99e87a425d 100644
Binary files a/icons/effects/effects.dmi and b/icons/effects/effects.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/assemblies/new_assemblies.dmi b/icons/obj/assemblies/new_assemblies.dmi
index 96b36bbf369..ae869fa9094 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/assemblies/new_assemblies.dmi and b/icons/obj/assemblies/new_assemblies.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 789d0f5be3e..d90574fd1f4 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -412,6 +412,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\structures.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\weapons.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\aliens.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\effects\anomalies.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\bump_teleporter.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\effect_system.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\effects\forcefields.dm"
@@ -754,19 +755,22 @@
 #include "code\modules\detectivework\footprints_and_rag.dm"
 #include "code\modules\detectivework\scanner.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\alien_infestation.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\anomaly.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\anomaly_bluespace.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\anomaly_flux.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\anomaly_grav.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\anomaly_pyro.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\anomaly_vortex.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\blob.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\bluespaceanomaly.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\brand_intelligence.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\carp_migration.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\communications_blackout.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\disease_outbreak.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\dust.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\electrical_storm.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\energetic_flux.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\event.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\event_manager.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\false_alarm.dm"
-#include "code\modules\events\gravitational_anomaly.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\immovable_rod.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\ion_storm.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\mass_hallucination.dm"