diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy.dm
index b77aca24e39..869d64a2b55 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy.dm
@@ -75,33 +75,48 @@ INITIALIZE_IMMEDIATE(/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy)
 	cut_overlays(TRUE)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/setup_human_dna()
-	create_dna(src)
+	create_dna()
 	randomize_human(src)
 	dna.initialize_dna(skip_index = TRUE) //Skip stuff that requires full round init.
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/log_mob_tag(text)
 	return
 
+/proc/create_consistent_human_dna(mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	target.create_dna()
+	target.dna.initialize_dna(skip_index = TRUE)
+	target.dna.features["body_markings"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["ears"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["ethcolor"] = COLOR_WHITE
+	target.dna.features["frills"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["horns"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["mcolor"] = COLOR_VIBRANT_LIME
+	target.dna.features["moth_antennae"] = "Plain"
+	target.dna.features["moth_markings"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["moth_wings"] = "Plain"
+	target.dna.features["snout"] = "Round"
+	target.dna.features["spines"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["tail_cat"] = "None"
+	target.dna.features["tail_lizard"] = "Smooth"
+	target.dna.features["pod_hair"] = "Ivy"
+
 /// Provides a dummy that is consistently bald, white, naked, etc.
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/consistent
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/consistent/setup_human_dna()
-	create_dna(src)
-	dna.initialize_dna(skip_index = TRUE)
-	dna.features["body_markings"] = "None"
-	dna.features["ears"] = "None"
-	dna.features["ethcolor"] = COLOR_WHITE
-	dna.features["frills"] = "None"
-	dna.features["horns"] = "None"
-	dna.features["mcolor"] = COLOR_VIBRANT_LIME
-	dna.features["moth_antennae"] = "Plain"
-	dna.features["moth_markings"] = "None"
-	dna.features["moth_wings"] = "Plain"
-	dna.features["snout"] = "Round"
-	dna.features["spines"] = "None"
-	dna.features["tail_cat"] = "None"
-	dna.features["tail_lizard"] = "Smooth"
-	dna.features["pod_hair"] = "Ivy"
+	create_consistent_human_dna(src)
+
+/// Provides a dummy for unit_tests that functions like a normal human, but with a standardized appearance
+/// Copies the stock dna setup from the dummy/consistent type
+/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent/setup_human_dna()
+	create_consistent_human_dna(src)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent/update_body(is_creating)
+	..()
+	if(is_creating)
+		fully_replace_character_name(real_name, "John Doe")
 
 //Inefficient pooling/caching way.
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(human_dummy_list)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/README.md b/code/modules/unit_tests/README.md
index 5f9a62e124e..9fe97b8b16d 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/README.md
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/README.md
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ You can find more information about all of these from their respective doc comme
 
 `/datum/unit_test` - The base for all tests to be ran. Subtypes must override `Run()`. `New()` and `Destroy()` can be used for setup and teardown. To fail, use `TEST_FAIL(reason)`.
 
-`/datum/unit_test/proc/allocate(type, ...)` - Allocates an instance of the provided type with the given arguments. Is automatically destroyed when the test is over. Commonly seen in the form of `var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)`.
+`/datum/unit_test/proc/allocate(type, ...)` - Allocates an instance of the provided type with the given arguments. Is automatically destroyed when the test is over. Commonly seen in the form of `var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)`.
 
 `TEST_FAIL(reason)` - Marks a failure at this location, but does not stop the test.
 
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/ablative_hud.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/ablative_hud.dm
index b8b2efc188c..62f9501180a 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/ablative_hud.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/ablative_hud.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/ablative_hood_hud
 
 /datum/unit_test/ablative_hood_hud/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/person = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/person = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ablative/coat = allocate(/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ablative)
 	person.equip_to_slot(coat, ITEM_SLOT_OCLOTHING)
 	TEST_ASSERT(!HAS_TRAIT(person, TRAIT_SECURITY_HUD), "Person already had a sechud before trying to equip the ablative hood.")
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/ablative_hood_hud_with_helmet
 
 /datum/unit_test/ablative_hood_hud_with_helmet/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/person = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/person = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ablative/coat = allocate(/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ablative)
 	var/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/hat = allocate(/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet)
 	person.equip_to_slot(coat, ITEM_SLOT_OCLOTHING)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/anonymous_themes.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/anonymous_themes.dm
index 5eb2a1f48f3..a58f60eab3b 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/anonymous_themes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/anonymous_themes.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/anonymous_themes/Run()
 	GLOB.current_anonymous_theme = new /datum/anonymous_theme
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/datum/client_interface/client = new
 	human.mock_client = client
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/bloody_footprints.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/bloody_footprints.dm
index bddad518760..76b86590861 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/bloody_footprints.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/bloody_footprints.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/bloody_footprints
 
 /datum/unit_test/bloody_footprints/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/blood_master = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/blood_master = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/clothing/shoes/holds_blood = allocate(/obj/item/clothing/shoes)
 
 	blood_master.equip_to_slot_if_possible(holds_blood, ITEM_SLOT_FEET)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/breath.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/breath.dm
index 428a120511b..8451c1725a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/breath.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/breath.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/breath_sanity
 
 /datum/unit_test/breath_sanity/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/lab_rat = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/lab_rat = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/breath/tube = allocate(/obj/item/clothing/mask/breath)
 	var/obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/source = allocate(/obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/combat.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/combat.dm
index e1c2959dda8..3302eca9c74 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/combat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/combat.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /datum/unit_test/harm_punch/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/puncher = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/puncher = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	// Avoid all randomness in tests
 	ADD_TRAIT(puncher, TRAIT_PERFECT_ATTACKER, INNATE_TRAIT)
@@ -11,8 +11,8 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT(victim.getBruteLoss() > 0, "Victim took no brute damage after being punched")
 
 /datum/unit_test/harm_melee/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/tider = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/tider = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/storage/toolbox/toolbox = allocate(/obj/item/storage/toolbox)
 
 	tider.put_in_active_hand(toolbox, forced = TRUE)
@@ -22,8 +22,8 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT(victim.getBruteLoss() > 0, "Victim took no brute damage after being hit by a toolbox")
 
 /datum/unit_test/harm_different_damage/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/attacker = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/attacker = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/weldingtool/welding_tool = allocate(/obj/item/weldingtool)
 
 	attacker.put_in_active_hand(welding_tool, forced = TRUE)
@@ -53,8 +53,8 @@
 	pre_attack_hit = TRUE
 
 /datum/unit_test/attack_chain/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/attacker = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/attacker = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/storage/toolbox/toolbox = allocate(/obj/item/storage/toolbox)
 
 	RegisterSignal(toolbox, COMSIG_ITEM_PRE_ATTACK, PROC_REF(pre_attack_hit))
@@ -70,8 +70,8 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT(post_attack_hit, "Post-attack signal was not fired")
 
 /datum/unit_test/disarm/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/attacker = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/attacker = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/storage/toolbox/toolbox = allocate(/obj/item/storage/toolbox)
 
 	victim.put_in_active_hand(toolbox, forced = TRUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/confusion.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/confusion.dm
index 0225303c663..086a0cc8fb3 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/confusion.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/confusion.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 // Checks that the confusion symptom correctly gives, and removes, confusion
 /datum/unit_test/confusion_symptom/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/datum/disease/advance/confusion/disease = allocate(/datum/disease/advance/confusion)
 	var/datum/symptom/confusion/confusion = disease.symptoms[1]
 	disease.processing = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/emoting.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/emoting.dm
index 3889e062bda..e1cb9ba8bd2 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/emoting.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/emoting.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	var/emotes_used = 0
 
 /datum/unit_test/emoting/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	RegisterSignal(human, COMSIG_MOB_EMOTE, PROC_REF(on_emote_used))
 
 	human.say("*shrug")
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/heretic_rituals.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/heretic_rituals.dm
index 677d934d052..7298a163274 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/heretic_rituals.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/heretic_rituals.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 
 	// Gotta create ourselves a rune and a user to start.
 	var/obj/effect/heretic_rune/big/our_rune = allocate(/obj/effect/heretic_rune/big)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/our_heretic = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/our_heretic = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	// -- Note for the human dummy we create:
 	// The user does not actually NEED a heretic antag datum for the type of rituals we're testing,
 	// so we don't give them one here. The heretic antag datum has side effects when applied,
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/human_through_recycler.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/human_through_recycler.dm
index f7349ae2d81..7d554d72690 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/human_through_recycler.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/human_through_recycler.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/human_through_recycler
 
 /datum/unit_test/human_through_recycler/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/assistant = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human, run_loc_floor_bottom_left) // we should be in the bottom_left by default, but let's be sooper dooper sure :)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/assistant = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent, run_loc_floor_bottom_left) // we should be in the bottom_left by default, but let's be sooper dooper sure :)
 	var/obj/machinery/recycler/chewer = allocate(/obj/machinery/recycler/deathtrap, get_step(run_loc_floor_bottom_left, EAST)) //already existing subtype that has emagged set to TRUE, so it shall CHEW. Put it directly right to the assistant to mimick a player entering the recycler.
 	assistant.equipOutfit(/datum/outfit/job/assistant/consistent) // consistent assistant juuuust in case
 	var/turf/open/stage = get_turf(chewer)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_extractor_storage.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_extractor_storage.dm
index ea2fc36c9e7..166a0470612 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_extractor_storage.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_extractor_storage.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/hydroponics_extractor_storage/Run()
 	var/obj/machinery/seed_extractor/extractor = allocate(/obj/machinery/seed_extractor)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/obj/item/storage/bag/plants/storage = allocate(/obj/item/storage/bag/plants)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_harvest.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_harvest.dm
index 804a4c9f70b..1e6d39a7329 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_harvest.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/hydroponics_harvest.dm
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 	var/obj/item/seeds/planted_not_food_seed = allocate(/obj/item/seeds/sunflower) //grown inedible
 	var/obj/item/seeds/planted_densified_seed = allocate(/obj/item/seeds/redbeet) //grown + densified chemicals
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	hydroponics_tray.forceMove(run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
 	human.forceMove(locate((run_loc_floor_bottom_left.x + 1), run_loc_floor_bottom_left.y, run_loc_floor_bottom_left.z))
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/knockoff_component.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/knockoff_component.dm
index a781fb9eb0d..20990a755cd 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/knockoff_component.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/knockoff_component.dm
@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 /datum/unit_test/knockoff_component
 
 /datum/unit_test/knockoff_component/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/wears_the_glasses = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/shoves_the_guy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/wears_the_glasses = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/shoves_the_guy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	// No pre-existing items have a 100% chance of being knocked off,
 	// so we'll just apply it to a relatively generic item (glasses)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/mecha_damage.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/mecha_damage.dm
index 6bc5e37069f..cc697e0a9f4 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/mecha_damage.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/mecha_damage.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 	var/expected_laser_armor = demo_mech.armor.getRating(LASER)
 	var/expected_bullet_armor = demo_mech.armor.getRating(BULLET)
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	dummy.forceMove(locate(run_loc_floor_bottom_left.x + 1, run_loc_floor_bottom_left.y, run_loc_floor_bottom_left.z))
 	// The dummy needs to be targeting an arm. Left is chosen here arbitrarily.
 	dummy.zone_selected = BODY_ZONE_L_ARM
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/medical_wounds.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/medical_wounds.dm
index b21deddee6f..212f0a283e8 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/medical_wounds.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/medical_wounds.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /// This test is used to make sure a flesh-and-bone base human can suffer all the types of wounds, and that suffering more severe wounds removes and replaces the lesser wound. Also tests that [/mob/living/carbon/proc/fully_heal] removes all wounds
 /datum/unit_test/test_human_base/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	/// the limbs have no wound resistance like the chest and head do, so let's go with the r_arm
 	var/obj/item/bodypart/tested_part = victim.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_R_ARM)
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 
 /// This test is used for making sure species with bones but no flesh (skeletons, plasmamen) can only suffer BONE_WOUNDS, and nothing tagged with FLESH_WOUND (it's possible to require both)
 /datum/unit_test/test_human_bone/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	/// the limbs have no wound resistance like the chest and head do, so let's go with the r_arm
 	var/obj/item/bodypart/tested_part = victim.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_R_ARM)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/metabolizing.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/metabolizing.dm
index a1bf8610e04..47ce63bb218 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/metabolizing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/metabolizing.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	// Pause natural mob life so it can be handled entirely by the test
 	SSmobs.pause()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/list/blacklisted_reagents = list(
 		/datum/reagent/eigenstate, //Creates clones after a delay which get into other tests
 	)
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/on_mob_end_metabolize/Run()
 	SSmobs.pause()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/pill = allocate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill)
 	var/datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine/meth = /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine
 
@@ -47,9 +47,9 @@
 /datum/unit_test/addictions/Run()
 	SSmobs.pause()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/pill_user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/syringe_user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/pill_syringe_user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/pill_user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/syringe_user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/pill_syringe_user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/datum/mind/pill_mind = new /datum/mind("Mothcocks")
 	pill_mind.active = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/mindbound_actions.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/mindbound_actions.dm
index b4041241440..703144e2203 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/mindbound_actions.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/mindbound_actions.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/actions_moved_on_mind_transfer/Run()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/wizard = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/wizard = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/wizard_dog = allocate(/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi)
 	wizard.mind_initialize()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/mob_spawn.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/mob_spawn.dm
index 135c8dd8124..b26bb4666f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/mob_spawn.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/mob_spawn.dm
@@ -19,7 +19,8 @@
 		if(ghost_role.outfit_override)
 			TEST_FAIL("[ghost_role.type] has a defined \"outfit_override\" list, which is only for mapping. Do not set this!")
 
-		if(ghost_role.mob_type != /mob/living/carbon/human)
+		var/human_type = /mob/living/carbon/human // this exists to prevent being caught by checks
+		if(ghost_role.mob_type != human_type)
 			//vars that must not be set if the mob type isn't human
 			var/list/human_only_vars = list(
 				"mob_species",
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/monkey_business.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/monkey_business.dm
index eb9f2f2083d..9817795696e 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/monkey_business.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/monkey_business.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/monkey_business/Run()
 	var/start_runtimes = GLOB.total_runtimes
 	for(var/monkey_id in 1 to length(GLOB.the_station_areas))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/monkey = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human, get_first_open_turf_in_area(GLOB.the_station_areas[monkey_id]))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/monkey = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent, get_first_open_turf_in_area(GLOB.the_station_areas[monkey_id]))
 		monkey.set_species(/datum/species/monkey)
 		monkey.set_name("Monkey [monkey_id]")
 		if(monkey_id % monkey_angry_nth == 0) // BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/novaflower_burn.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/novaflower_burn.dm
index c54cb9d6d15..ae7d61b34ad 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/novaflower_burn.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/novaflower_burn.dm
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
 /datum/unit_test/novaflower_burn
 
 /datum/unit_test/novaflower_burn/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/botanist = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/botanist = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/grown/novaflower/weapon = allocate(/obj/item/grown/novaflower)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT(weapon.force > 0, "[weapon] spawned with zero force.")
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/nuke_cinematic.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/nuke_cinematic.dm
index 41430466d35..74ce38a4ab0 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/nuke_cinematic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/nuke_cinematic.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/nuke_cinematic/Run()
 	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/syndicate/nuke = allocate(/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/syndicate)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/nuked = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/nuked = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/datum/client_interface/mock_client = new
 	nuked.mock_client = mock_client
 	mock_client.mob = nuked
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/operating_table.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/operating_table.dm
index fad2cbe9831..58cc0b64d93 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/operating_table.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/operating_table.dm
@@ -5,9 +5,9 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/operating_table/Run()
 	var/obj/structure/table/optable/table = allocate(/obj/structure/table/optable)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human, get_step(table, NORTH))
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/replacement_human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human, get_step(table, NORTH))
-	
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent, get_step(table, NORTH))
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/replacement_human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent, get_step(table, NORTH))
+
 	// Resting is a bit more high level than bodypos, gets us nicer coverage.
 	human.set_resting(new_resting = FALSE, instant = TRUE)
 	replacement_human.set_resting(new_resting = FALSE, instant = TRUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/outfit_sanity.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/outfit_sanity.dm
index a105bb423ae..3e85464019a 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/outfit_sanity.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/outfit_sanity.dm
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/outfit_sanity/Run()
 	var/datum/outfit/prototype_outfit = /datum/outfit
 	var/prototype_name = initial(prototype_outfit.name)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	for (var/outfit_type in subtypesof(/datum/outfit))
 		// Only make one human and keep undressing it because it's much faster
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 			qdel(I)
 
 		var/datum/outfit/outfit = new outfit_type
-		
+
 		if(outfit.name == prototype_name)
 			TEST_FAIL("[outfit.type]'s name is invalid! Uses default outfit name!")
 		outfit.pre_equip(H, TRUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/pills.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/pills.dm
index 2cabae24f9d..234abbfe1c1 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/pills.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/pills.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 /datum/unit_test/pills/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/iron/pill = allocate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/iron)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT_EQUAL(human.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/iron), FALSE, "Human somehow has iron before taking pill")
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/plane_double_transform.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/plane_double_transform.dm
index 671b21581ac..f4928a8f997 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/plane_double_transform.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/plane_double_transform.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/plane_double_transform/Run()
 	// We're going to operate off the actual plane master setup of an actual mob
 	// It's not perfect, but it'll help things a lot
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/judger = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/judger = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	// Hack to account for not having an actual hud
 	var/datum/plane_master_group/hudless/our_group = allocate(/datum/plane_master_group/hudless)
 	our_group.our_mob = judger
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/preferences.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/preferences.dm
index 27389dca824..950b1dc281c 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/preferences.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/preferences.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/preferences_implement_everything/Run()
 	var/datum/preferences/preferences = new(new /datum/client_interface)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	for (var/preference_type in GLOB.preference_entries)
 		var/datum/preference/preference = GLOB.preference_entries[preference_type]
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/projectiles.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/projectiles.dm
index 98c7994bebe..8e75fed8ef4 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/projectiles.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/projectiles.dm
@@ -7,8 +7,8 @@
 /datum/unit_test/gun_go_bang/Run()
 	// test is for a ballistic gun that starts loaded + chambered
 	var/obj/item/gun/test_gun = allocate(/obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/gunner = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/gunner = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	ADD_TRAIT(victim, TRAIT_PIERCEIMMUNE, INNATE_TRAIT) // So the human isn't randomly affected by shrapnel
 
 	var/obj/item/ammo_casing/loaded_casing = test_gun.chambered
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/rcd.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/rcd.dm
index b65d02312a7..27ab66fa0be 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/rcd.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/rcd.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/frame_stacking/Run()
 	// First test - RCDs stacking frames.
 	var/obj/item/construction/rcd/rcd = allocate(/obj/item/construction/rcd/combat/admin)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/engineer = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/engineer = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	engineer.put_in_hands(rcd, forced = TRUE)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_expose.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_expose.dm
index 5bf751a426c..b9e1314c713 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_expose.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_expose.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	// Life() is handled just by tests
 	SSmobs.pause()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/dropper/dropper = allocate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/dropper)
 	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/drink = allocate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle)
 	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/patch/patch = allocate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/patch)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_procs.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_procs.dm
index a2087f86243..b1da13c05e1 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_procs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/reagent_mod_procs.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 /datum/unit_test/reagent_mob_procs/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/food/hotdog/debug/fooditem = allocate(/obj/item/food/hotdog/debug)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT_EQUAL(human.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/ketchup), FALSE, "Human somehow has ketchup before eating")
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/resist.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/resist.dm
index b0acc9c8c87..2fc64a02703 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/resist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/resist.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /// Test that stop, drop, and roll lowers fire stacks
 /datum/unit_test/stop_drop_and_roll/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT_EQUAL(human.fire_stacks, 0, "Human does not have 0 fire stacks pre-ignition")
 
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 
 /// Test that you can resist out of a container
 /datum/unit_test/container_resist/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/structure/closet/closet = allocate(/obj/structure/closet, get_turf(human))
 
 	closet.open(human)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/say.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/say.dm
index 9daa5134b58..6872730999d 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/say.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	var/mob/host_mob
 
 /datum/unit_test/get_message_mods/Run()
-	host_mob = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	host_mob = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	test("Hello", "Hello", list())
 	test(";HELP", "HELP", list(MODE_HEADSET = TRUE))
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/security_officer_distribution.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/security_officer_distribution.dm
index 643cf95e4eb..67f02282b03 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/security_officer_distribution.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/security_officer_distribution.dm
@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@
 
 	TEST_ASSERT(write_success, "Couldn't write department [SECURITY_OFFICER_DEPARTMENTS_TO_NAMES[preference]]")
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/new_character = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/new_character = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	new_character.mind_initialize()
 	new_character.mind.set_assigned_role(SSjob.GetJobType(/datum/job/security_officer))
 
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@
 	var/list/distribution = list()
 
 	for (var/officer_preference in preferences_of_others)
-		var/mob/officer = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+		var/mob/officer = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 		distribution[officer] = officer_preference
 
 	var/result = get_new_officer_distribution_from_late_join(
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/serving_tray.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/serving_tray.dm
index fccdc012014..d12648dca99 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/serving_tray.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/serving_tray.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
  * Check that standard food items fit on the serving tray
  */
 /datum/unit_test/servingtray/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/structure/table/the_table = allocate(/obj/structure/table)
 	var/obj/item/storage/bag/tray/test_tray = allocate(/obj/item/storage/bag/tray)
 	var/obj/item/food/banana = allocate(/obj/item/food/rationpack)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/slips.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/slips.dm
index 3728a8341b9..88e310a528f 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/slips.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/slips.dm
@@ -3,13 +3,13 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/slips/Run()
 	// Test just forced slipping, which calls turf slip code as well.
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/mso = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/mso = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT(mso.slip(100) == TRUE, "/mob/living/carbon/human/slip() returned FALSE when TRUE was expected")
 	TEST_ASSERT(!!(mso.IsKnockdown()), "/mob/living/carbon/human/slip() failed to knockdown target when knockdown was expected")
 
 	// Test the slipping component, which calls mob slip code. Just for good measure.
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/msos_friend_mso = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human, run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/msos_friend_mso = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent, run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
 	var/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel/mso_bane = allocate(/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel, get_step(run_loc_floor_bottom_left, EAST))
 
 	msos_friend_mso.Move(get_turf(mso_bane), EAST)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/species_change_organs.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/species_change_organs.dm
index 76a038ab085..7be808e3c5d 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/species_change_organs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/species_change_organs.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/species_change_organs
 
 /datum/unit_test/species_change_organs/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	// Give a trauma
 	dummy.gain_trauma(/datum/brain_trauma/severe/blindness)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_mindswap.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_mindswap.dm
index 0f7d63440cf..133f9662d91 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_mindswap.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_mindswap.dm
@@ -9,8 +9,8 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/mind_swap_spell/Run()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/swapper = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/to_swap = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/swapper = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/to_swap = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	swapper.forceMove(run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
 	to_swap.forceMove(locate(run_loc_floor_bottom_left.x + 1, run_loc_floor_bottom_left.y, run_loc_floor_bottom_left.z))
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_shapeshift.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_shapeshift.dm
index 4536cc108d4..c56c2c7393b 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_shapeshift.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/spell_shapeshift.dm
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/shapeshift_spell/Run()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	dummy.mind_initialize()
 
 	for(var/spell_type in subtypesof(/datum/action/cooldown/spell/shapeshift))
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@
 
 /datum/unit_test/shapeshift_holoparasites/Run()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/datum/action/cooldown/spell/shapeshift/wizard/shift = new(dummy)
 	shift.shapeshift_type = shift.possible_shapes[1]
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/stomach.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/stomach.dm
index 144262f7175..58f143e14ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/stomach.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/stomach.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	// Pause natural mob life so it can be handled entirely by the test
 	SSmobs.pause()
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	var/obj/item/food/hotdog/debug/fooditem = allocate(/obj/item/food/hotdog/debug)
 	var/obj/item/organ/internal/stomach/belly = human.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_STOMACH)
 	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/pill = allocate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/strange_reagent.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/strange_reagent.dm
index e84a8f40c1b..345be4befe9 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/strange_reagent.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/strange_reagent.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	strange_reagent = new
 
 	var/list/types_to_check = typecacheof(list(
-		/mob/living/carbon/human,
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent,
 		/mob/living/simple_animal,
 		/mob/living/basic,
 	))
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/strippable.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/strippable.dm
index 2fa5e4f1f2a..96a879777f2 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/strippable.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/strippable.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	var/obj/target = allocate(/obj/item/pen, run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
 	var/datum/element/strippable/strippable = target.AddElement(/datum/element/strippable, list())
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human, run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent, run_loc_floor_bottom_left)
 	ADD_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_PRESERVE_UI_WITHOUT_CLIENT, TRAIT_SOURCE_UNIT_TESTS)
 
 	var/datum/strip_menu/strip_menu = allocate(/datum/strip_menu, target, strippable)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/surgeries.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/surgeries.dm
index 5863c740385..e33af0e2dc5 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/surgeries.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/surgeries.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /datum/unit_test/amputation/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT_EQUAL(patient.get_missing_limbs().len, 0, "Patient is somehow missing limbs before surgery")
 
@@ -13,13 +13,13 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT_EQUAL(patient.get_missing_limbs()[1], BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, "Patient is missing a limb that isn't the one we operated on")
 
 /datum/unit_test/brain_surgery/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	patient.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_MILD, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_SURGERY)
 	patient.setOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 20)
 
 	TEST_ASSERT(patient.has_trauma_type(), "Patient does not have any traumas, despite being given one")
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/datum/surgery_step/fix_brain/fix_brain = new
 	fix_brain.success(user, patient)
@@ -28,9 +28,9 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT(patient.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) < 20, "Patient did not heal their brain damage after brain surgery")
 
 /datum/unit_test/head_transplant/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/alice = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/bob = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/alice = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/bob = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	alice.fully_replace_character_name(null, "Alice")
 	bob.fully_replace_character_name(null, "Bob")
@@ -55,9 +55,9 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT_EQUAL(alice.get_visible_name(), "Bob", "Bob's head was transplanted onto Alice's body, but their name is not Bob")
 
 /datum/unit_test/multiple_surgeries/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient_zero = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient_one = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient_zero = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient_one = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/obj/item/scalpel/scalpel = allocate(/obj/item/scalpel)
 
@@ -81,8 +81,8 @@
 /datum/unit_test/start_tend_wounds
 
 /datum/unit_test/start_tend_wounds/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	var/datum/surgery/surgery = new /datum/surgery/healing/brute/basic
 
@@ -92,10 +92,10 @@
 	qdel(surgery)
 
 /datum/unit_test/tend_wounds/Run()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	patient.take_overall_damage(100, 100)
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 
 	// Test that tending wounds actually lowers damage
 	var/datum/surgery_step/heal/brute/basic/basic_brute_heal = new
@@ -107,10 +107,10 @@
 	TEST_ASSERT(patient.getFireLoss() < 100, "Tending burn wounds didn't lower burn damage ([patient.getFireLoss()])")
 
 	// Test that wearing clothing lowers heal amount
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/naked_patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/naked_patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	naked_patient.take_overall_damage(100)
 
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/clothed_patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/clothed_patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 	clothed_patient.equipOutfit(/datum/outfit/job/doctor, TRUE)
 	clothed_patient.take_overall_damage(100)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/wizard_loadout.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/wizard_loadout.dm
index 7c5dd6e6843..4f692052992 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/wizard_loadout.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/wizard_loadout.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 /datum/unit_test/wizard_loadout/Run()
 	for(var/loadout in ALL_WIZARD_LOADOUTS)
 		var/obj/item/spellbook/wizard_book = allocate(/obj/item/spellbook)
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/wizard = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/wizard = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
 		wizard.mind_initialize()
 		wizard.put_in_active_hand(wizard_book, forced = TRUE)
 		wizard_book.wizard_loadout(wizard, loadout)
diff --git a/tools/ci/check_grep.sh b/tools/ci/check_grep.sh
index 8a2b3d18fd4..82fc75776d1 100644
--- a/tools/ci/check_grep.sh
+++ b/tools/ci/check_grep.sh
@@ -245,6 +245,14 @@ if $grep '^\t+ [^ *]' $code_files; then
     st=1
 fi;
 
+section "unit tests"
+part "mob/living/carbon/human usage"
+if $grep 'mob/living/carbon/human[, (){}]' $code_files; then
+	echo
+	echo -e "${RED}ERROR: Usage of mob/living/carbon/human detected in a unit test, please use mob/living/carbon/human/consistent.${NC}"
+	st=1
+fi;
+
 section "common mistakes"
 part "global vars"
 if $grep '^/*var/' $code_files; then