diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm
index 1c0dc4b74bf..93fbbdf5b07 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm
@@ -476,7 +476,7 @@ var/global/list/uneatable = list(
 
 /obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/large/New()
 	..()
-	world << "<font size='28' color='red'><b>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN</b></font>"
+	world << "<font size='15' color='red'><b>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN</b></font>"
 	if(emergency_shuttle)
 		emergency_shuttle.incall(0.5) // Cannot recall
 
@@ -488,23 +488,52 @@ var/global/list/uneatable = list(
 	if(prob(25))
 		mezzer()
 
-/obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/consume(var/atom/A) //Has its own consume proc because it doesn't need energy and I don't want BoHs to explode it. --NEO
-	if(is_type_in_list(A, uneatable))
-		return 0
-	if (istype(A,/mob/living))//Mobs get gibbed
-		A:gib()
-	else if(istype(A,/obj/))
-		A:ex_act(1.0)
-		if(A) del(A)
+
+/obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/Bump(atom/A)//you dare stand before a god?!
+	godsmack(A)
+	return
+
+/obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/Bumped(atom/A)
+	godsmack(A)
+	return
+
+/obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/proc/godsmack(var/atom/A)
+	if(istype(A,/obj/))
+		var/obj/O = A
+		O.ex_act(1.0)
+		if(O) del(O)
+
 	else if(isturf(A))
 		var/turf/T = A
-		if(T.intact)
-			for(var/obj/O in T.contents)
-				if(O.level != 1)
-					continue
-				if(O.invisibility == 101)
-					src.consume(O)
-		A:ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
+		T.ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult)
+
+
+/obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/mezzer()
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in oviewers(8, src))
+		if(M.stat == CONSCIOUS)
+			if(iscultist(M))
+				continue
+			else
+				M << "\red You feel your sanity crumble away in an instant as you gaze upon [src.name]..."
+				M.apply_effect(3, STUN)
+
+
+/obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/consume(var/atom/A)
+	if(is_type_in_list(A, uneatable))
+		return 0
+
+	if(istype(A,/mob/living/))
+		var/mob/living/C = A
+		if(!iscultist(C))//if someone's not a cultist (includes constructs/cult xenos/whatever)
+			C.dust()
+
+	if(isturf(A))
+		var/turf/T = A
+		if(istype(T, /turf/simulated/floor))
+			if(prob(20)) T.ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/engine/cult)
+
+		else if(istype(T,/turf/simulated/wall))
+			if(prob(20)) T.ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/wall/cult)
 	return
 
 /obj/machinery/singularity/narsie/ex_act() //No throwing bombs at it either. --NEO