diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm
index b12275b9d06..c6c41feb7a8 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm
@@ -317,3 +317,62 @@
 	icon = 'modular_zubbers/icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi'
 	icon_state = "tian_plush"
 	squeak_override = list('modular_skyrat/modules/emotes/sound/voice/baa.ogg' = 1)
+
+/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie
+	name = "strange goat plushie"
+	icon = 'modular_zubbers/icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi'
+	icon_state = "goat"
+	desc = "Despite its cuddly appearance and plush nature, it will beat you up all the same. Goats never change."
+	squeak_override = list('sound/items/weapons/punch1.ogg'=1)
+	/// Whether or not this goat is currently taking in a monsterous doink
+	var/going_hard = FALSE
+	/// Whether or not this goat has been flattened like a funny pancake
+	var/splat = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
+		COMSIG_TURF_INDUSTRIAL_LIFT_ENTER = PROC_REF(splat),
+	)
+	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
+
+/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie/attackby(obj/item/cigarette/rollie/fat_dart, mob/user, list/modifiers, list/attack_modifiers)
+	if(!istype(fat_dart))
+		return ..()
+	if(splat)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("[src] doesn't seem to be able to go hard right now."))
+		return
+	if(going_hard)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("[src] is already going too hard!"))
+		return
+	if(!fat_dart.lit)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("You'll have to light that first!"))
+		return
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("You put [fat_dart] into [src]'s mouth."))
+	qdel(fat_dart)
+	going_hard = TRUE
+	update_icon(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
+
+/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie/proc/splat(datum/source)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(splat)
+		return
+	if(going_hard)
+		going_hard = FALSE
+		update_icon(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
+	icon_state = "goat_splat"
+	playsound(src, SFX_DESECRATION, 50, TRUE)
+	visible_message(span_danger("[src] gets absolutely flattened!"))
+	splat = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie/examine()
+	. = ..()
+	if(splat)
+		. += span_notice("[src] might need medical attention.")
+	if(going_hard)
+		. += span_notice("[src] is going so hard, feel free to take a picture.")
+
+/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie/update_overlays()
+	. = ..()
+	if(going_hard)
+		. += "goat_dart"
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/arcades/code/loot/arcade_weights_toy.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/arcades/code/loot/arcade_weights_toy.dm
index 135247e90b3..5c168660006 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/arcades/code/loot/arcade_weights_toy.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/arcades/code/loot/arcade_weights_toy.dm
@@ -68,5 +68,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(arcade_prize_pool_toy, list(
 	/obj/item/stamp/cat = 5,
 	/obj/item/storage/belt/champion = 5,
 	/obj/item/storage/box/party_poppers = 50,
-	/obj/item/surprise_egg = 100
+	/obj/item/surprise_egg = 100,
+	/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie = 2,
 ))
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/loadout/categories/toys.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/loadout/categories/toys.dm
index 4718d9d92be..fe834221091 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/loadout/categories/toys.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/loadout/categories/toys.dm
@@ -91,6 +91,10 @@
 	name = "Intern Ghoul Plushie"
 	item_path = /obj/item/toy/plush/ghoul
 
+/datum/loadout_item/toys/goat
+	name = "Strange Goat Plushie"
+	item_path = /obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie
+
 /datum/loadout_item/toys/mold_kobold
 	name = "Hemophage Awareness Kobold"
 	item_path = /obj/item/toy/plush/mold_kobold
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/vending/games.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/vending/games.dm
index c07e52c8b6e..8a3f8331e44 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/vending/games.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/vending/games.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
 				/obj/item/toy/plush/skyrat/plushie_elofy = 3,
 				/obj/item/toy/plush/skyrat/plushie_syntax1112 = 3,
 				/obj/item/toy/plush/moth/lovers = 3,
+				/obj/item/toy/plush/goatplushie = 3,
 				/obj/item/toy/plush/chirp_plush = 3,
 				/obj/item/toy/plush/bigdeer = 3,
 				/obj/item/toy/plush/bubbledragon = 3,
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi b/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi
index 4c2aacc1e00..14d1ebde9eb 100644
Binary files a/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi and b/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi differ