diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
index 5046627f014..06787736064 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+// Bounties moved to modular zubbers folder so it isn't a commented out nightmare of individual removals.
+
+/*
 /datum/bounty/item/assistant/strange_object
 	name = "Strange Object"
 	description = "Nanotrasen has taken an interest in strange objects. Find one in maintenance, and ship it off to CentCom right away."
@@ -281,3 +284,4 @@
 
 /datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/fluid/can_ship_fish(obj/item/fish/fishie)
 	return (fluid_type in GLOB.fish_compatible_fluid_types[fishie.required_fluid_type])
+*/
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6fd7c3027e9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/cargo/bounties/assistant.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,308 @@
+// Migrated TG Bounties
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/strange_object
+	name = "Strange Object"
+	description = "Nanotrasen has taken an interest in strange objects. Find one in maintenance, and ship it off to CentCom right away."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 2.4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/relic = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/scooter
+	name = "Scooter"
+	description = "Nanotrasen has determined walking to be wasteful. Ship a scooter to CentCom to speed operations up."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 2.16 // the mat hoffman
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter = TRUE)
+	include_subtypes = FALSE
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/skateboard
+	name = "Skateboard"
+	description = "Nanotrasen has determined walking to be wasteful. Ship a skateboard to CentCom to speed operations up."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 1.8 // the tony hawk
+	wanted_types = list(
+		/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard = TRUE,
+		/obj/item/melee/skateboard = TRUE,
+	)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/stunprod
+	name = "Stunprod"
+	description = "CentCom demands a stunprod to use against dissidents. Craft one, then ship it."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 2.6
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/melee/baton/security/cattleprod = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/spear
+	name = "Spears"
+	description = "CentCom's security forces are going through budget cuts. You will be paid if you ship a set of spears."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/spear = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/toolbox
+	name = "Stocked Toolbox"
+	description = "There's an absence of robustness at Central Command. Ship them a fully packed toolbox as a solution, containing a screwdriver, wrench, welding tool, crowbar, analyzer, and wirecutters."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/storage/toolbox = TRUE)
+	/// List of tools that we want to see sorted into a toolbox
+	var/static/list/static_packing_list = list(
+		/obj/item/screwdriver,
+		/obj/item/wrench,
+		/obj/item/weldingtool,
+		/obj/item/crowbar,
+		/obj/item/analyzer,
+		/obj/item/wirecutters,
+	)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/toolbox/applies_to(obj/shipped)
+	var/list/packing_list = static_packing_list.Copy()
+	for(var/obj/item_contents as anything in shipped.contents)
+		for(var/match_type in packing_list)
+			if(istype(item_contents, match_type))
+				packing_list -= match_type
+				break
+		if(!length(packing_list))
+			return ..()
+	return FALSE
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/toolbox/ship(obj/shipped)
+	. = ..()
+	for(var/obj/object as anything in shipped.contents)
+		if(!is_type_in_list(object, static_packing_list))
+			object.forceMove(shipped.drop_location())
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/statue
+	name = "Statue"
+	description = "Central Command would like to commission an artsy statue for the lobby. Ship one out, when possible."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/structure/statue = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/baseball_bat
+	name = "Baseball Bat"
+	description = "Baseball fever is going on at CentCom! Be a dear and ship them some baseball bats, so that management can live out their childhood dream."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/donut
+	name = "Donuts"
+	description = "CentCom's security forces are facing heavy losses against the Syndicate. Ship donuts to raise morale."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 6
+	required_count = 6
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/food/donut = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/monkey_hide
+	name = "Monkey Hide"
+	description = "One of the scientists at CentCom is interested in testing products on monkey skin. Your mission is to acquire monkey's hide and ship it."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 3
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/monkey = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/comfy_chair
+	name = "Comfy Chairs"
+	description = "Commander Pat is unhappy with his chair. He claims it hurts his back. Ship some alternatives out to humor him."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 3
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/structure/chair/comfy = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/monkey_cubes
+	name = "Monkey Cubes"
+	description = "Due to a recent genetics accident, Central Command is in serious need of monkeys. Your mission is to ship monkey cubes."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	required_count = 3
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/food/monkeycube = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/ied
+	name = "IED"
+	description = "Nanotrasen's maximum security prison at CentCom is undergoing personnel training. Ship a handful of IEDs to serve as a training tools."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 6 // Boosted from default since they've been made harder to make.
+	required_count = 3
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/grenade/iedcasing = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/toys
+	name = "Arcade Toys"
+	description = "The vice president's son saw an ad for new toys on the telescreen and now he won't shut up about them. Ship some arcade toys over to ease his complaints."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 8
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/toy = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/paper_bin
+	name = "Paper Bins"
+	description = "Our accounting division is all out of paper. We need a new shipment immediately."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 5
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/paper_bin = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/crayons
+	name = "Crayons"
+	description = "Dr. Jones's kid ate all of our crayons again. Please send us yours."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	required_count = 7 // Edited down to 7. There's only 7 in a pack.
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/toy/crayon = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/water_tank
+	name = "Water Tank"
+	description = "We need more water for our hydroponics bay. Find a water tank and ship it out to us."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/watertank = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/pneumatic_cannon
+	name = "Pneumatic Cannon"
+	description = "We're figuring out how hard we can launch supermatter shards out of a pneumatic cannon. Send us one as soon as possible."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/ghetto = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/improvised_shells
+	name = "Junk Shells"
+	description = "Our assistant militia has chewed through all our iron supplies. To stop them making bullets out of station property, we need junk shells, pronto."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/junk = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/flamethrower
+	name = "Flamethrower"
+	description = "We have a moth infestation, send a flamethrower to help deal with the situation."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/flamethrower = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish
+	name = "Fish"
+	description = "We need fish to populate our aquariums with. Fishes that are dead or bought from cargo will only be paid half as much."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 9.5
+	required_count = 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/fish = TRUE, /obj/item/storage/fish_case = TRUE)
+	///the penalty for shipping dead/bought fish, which can subtract up to half the reward in total.
+	var/shipping_penalty
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/New()
+	..()
+	shipping_penalty = reward * 0.5 / required_count
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/applies_to(obj/shipped)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/obj/item/fish/fishie = shipped
+	if(istype(shipped, /obj/item/storage/fish_case))
+		fishie = locate() in shipped
+		if(!fishie || !is_type_in_typecache(fishie, wanted_types))
+			return FALSE
+	return can_ship_fish(fishie)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/proc/can_ship_fish(obj/item/fish/fishie)
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/ship(obj/shipped)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/obj/item/fish/fishie = shipped
+	if(istype(shipped, /obj/item/storage/fish_case))
+		fishie = locate() in shipped
+	if(fishie.status == FISH_DEAD || HAS_TRAIT(fishie, TRAIT_FISH_LOW_PRICE))
+		reward -= shipping_penalty
+
+///A subtype of the fish bounty that requires fish with a specific fluid type
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/fluid
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 12
+	///The required fluid type of the fish for it to be shipped
+	var/fluid_type
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/fluid/New()
+	..()
+	fluid_type = pick(AQUARIUM_FLUID_FRESHWATER, AQUARIUM_FLUID_SALTWATER, AQUARIUM_FLUID_SULPHWATEVER)
+	name = "[fluid_type] Fish"
+	description = "We need [LOWER_TEXT(fluid_type)] fish to populate our aquariums with. Fishes that are dead or bought from cargo will only be paid half as much."
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/fish/fluid/can_ship_fish(obj/item/fish/fishie)
+	return (fluid_type in GLOB.fish_compatible_fluid_types[fishie.required_fluid_type])
+
+// Bubber Bounties
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/towels
+	name = "Towels"
+	description = "Radioactive moths ate everything in the Central Command locker rooms. We need more towels immediately."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 6
+	required_count = 6
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/towel = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/clipboards
+	name = "Clipboards"
+	description = "Things are getting a bit disorderly, send Centcom some clipboards to get things back on track."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 4
+	required_count = 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/clipboard = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/mousetraps
+	name = "Mousetraps"
+	description = "A rodent rebellion is stirring in CentCom. Send us mousetraps to help stop their advance."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 3.75
+	required_count = 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/assembly/mousetrap = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/dancefloor
+	name = "wired floor tiles"
+	description = "There's a distinct lack of flare to CentCom's recreational area. Wire up some dance flooring for us so we can make things pop. Make sure they're complete!"
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 9
+	required_count = 9
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/stack/tile/light = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/toysword
+	name = "Toy Swords"
+	description = "CentCom Security forces are looking for a safer way to train after their last... accident. Send them some toy swords to fiddle with."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 8
+	required_count = 3
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/toy/sword = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/bolas
+	name = "Bolas"
+	description = "A humanized monkey escaped containment and covered itself in cooking oil. Please send some bola's so CentCom can capture them."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 5
+	required_count = 5
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/restraints/legcuffs/bola = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/coffin
+	name = "Coffin"
+	description = "A beloved station pet was found dead. Please expedite the grieving process by shipping a coffin right away."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 3 //Coffins themselves export for 100 credits, but this is a bounty. Plus, you'd only get 50% when wrapping them with barcodes.
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/cargo_shelf
+	name = "Cargo Shelves"
+	description = "Centcom's packaging facility is getting a bit tight, send us some cargo shelving kits so we can make room."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 3
+	required_count = 4
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/rack_parts/cargo_shelf = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/duffelbag
+	name = "Duffelbags"
+	description = "Centcom's assistant brigade needs duffelbags for a long haul. Ship some right away."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 5
+	required_count = 6
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/watermelon
+	name = "Watermelons"
+	description = "The new office craze is melon water. Send Centcom some watermelons so we can squeeze a few pitchers."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 6
+	required_count = 6
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/food/grown/watermelon = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/dogbed
+	name = "Dog Bed"
+	description = "After a series of unfortunate events, Central Command has found itself in need of a dog bed. Please ship one immediately."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 3
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/structure/bed/dogbed = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/blueprints
+	name = "Crude Blueprints"
+	description = "Centcom is looking for creative individuals from the civilian sector. Ship us your crude blueprints."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 5.75
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/shuttle_blueprints/crude = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/wheelchair
+	name = "Motorized Wheelchair"
+	description = "Older members of Command are having some issues getting around. Send us a motorized wheelchair so they have an easier time getting around."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 8
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/vehicle/ridden/wheelchair/motorized = TRUE)
+
+/datum/bounty/item/assistant/trapdoor
+	name = "Trapdoor Kit"
+	description = "It'll be better if we don't elaborate on why this is needed. Send Central Command a trapdoor kit and be rewarded."
+	reward = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 8
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/trapdoor_kit = TRUE)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 6b967e68537..015461516f0 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9192,6 +9192,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\bsrpd\code\bsrpd.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\bubber_tram\code\moonstation_tram.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\cargo\expressconsole.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\cargo\bounties\assistant.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\cargo\bounties\blacksmith.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\cargo\bounties\prisoner.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\cargo\exports\weapons.dm"