diff --git a/code/datums/components/dejavu.dm b/code/datums/components/dejavu.dm
index 19e41148d3b..62af7e81859 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/dejavu.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/dejavu.dm
@@ -71,8 +71,12 @@
 
 	//comes after healing so new limbs comically drop to the floor
 	if(starting_turf)
-		var/atom/movable/master = parent
-		master.forceMove(starting_turf)
+		var/area/destination_area = starting_turf.loc
+		if(destination_area.area_flags & NOTELEPORT)
+			to_chat(parent, "<span class='warning'>For some reason, your head aches and fills with mental fog when you try to think of where you were... It feels like you're now going against some dull, unstoppable universal force.</span>")
+		else
+			var/atom/movable/master = parent
+			master.forceMove(starting_turf)
 
 	rewinds_remaining --
 	if(rewinds_remaining)
diff --git a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
index bfced97bb00..bd6b846b1d6 100644
--- a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
+++ b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
@@ -110,7 +110,10 @@
 		if(!isfloorturf(random_location))
 			continue
 		var/turf/open/floor/F = random_location
+		var/area/destination_area = F.loc
 
+		if(cycle < 300 && destination_area.area_flags & NOTELEPORT)//if the area is mostly NOTELEPORT (centcom) we gotta give up on this fantasy at some point.
+			continue
 		if(!F.air)
 			continue
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/phased_mob.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/phased_mob.dm
index 7d870ba66e7..05b9f6d2141 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/phased_mob.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/phased_mob.dm
@@ -10,9 +10,22 @@
 
 /obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob/Destroy()
 	// Eject contents if deleted somehow
-	for(var/a in contents)
-		var/atom/movable/AM = a
-		AM.forceMove(drop_location())
+	var/area/destination_area = get_turf(src)
+	var/failed_areacheck = FALSE
+	if(destination_area.area_flags & NOTELEPORT)
+		failed_areacheck = TRUE
+	for(var/_phasing_in in contents)
+		var/atom/movable/phasing_in = _phasing_in
+		if(!failed_areacheck)
+			phasing_in.forceMove(drop_location())
+		else //this ONLY happens if someone uses a phasing effect to try to land in a NOTELEPORT zone after it is created, AKA trying to exploit.
+			if(isliving(phasing_in))
+				var/mob/living/living_cheaterson = phasing_in
+				to_chat(living_cheaterson, "<span class='userdanger'>This area has a heavy universal force occupying it, and you are scattered to the cosmos!</span>")
+				if(ishuman(living_cheaterson))
+					shake_camera(living_cheaterson, 20, 1)
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(living_cheaterson, /mob/living/carbon.proc/vomit), 2 SECONDS)
+			phasing_in.forceMove(find_safe_turf(z))
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob/ex_act()
@@ -34,12 +47,15 @@
 	if (movedelay > world.time || !direction)
 		return
 	var/turf/newloc = get_step(src,direction)
+	var/area/destination_area = newloc.loc
 	if(!newloc)
 		return
 	movedelay = world.time + movespeed
 	if(newloc.flags_1 & NOJAUNT_1)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Some strange aura is blocking the way.</span>")
 		return
+	if(destination_area.area_flags & NOTELEPORT)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Some dull, universal force is blocking the way. It's overwhelmingly oppressive force feels dangerous.</span>")
 	return newloc
 
 /// React to signals by deleting the effect. Used for bloodcrawl.
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
index badefa066a8..e4b4cd444ed 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
@@ -1278,7 +1278,8 @@
 
 /obj/item/hierophant_club/proc/teleport_mob(turf/source, mob/M, turf/target, mob/user)
 	var/turf/turf_to_teleport_to = get_step(target, get_dir(source, M)) //get position relative to caster
-	if(!turf_to_teleport_to || turf_to_teleport_to.is_blocked_turf(TRUE))
+	var/area/destination_area = turf_to_teleport_to.loc
+	if(!turf_to_teleport_to || turf_to_teleport_to.is_blocked_turf(TRUE) || destination_area.area_flags & NOTELEPORT)
 		return
 	animate(M, alpha = 0, time = 2, easing = EASE_OUT) //fade out
 	sleep(1)
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/mecha/_mecha.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/mecha/_mecha.dm
index 5b9ce824359..7fdf62c90a5 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/mecha/_mecha.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/mecha/_mecha.dm
@@ -694,7 +694,13 @@
 	if(phasing && get_charge() >= phasing_energy_drain && !throwing)
 		if(phase_state)
 			flick(phase_state, src)
-		forceMove(get_step(src,dir))//This is jank I hate it thanks, this should be done thrugh move not this dumb shit
+		var/turf/destination = get_step(src,dir)
+		var/area/destination_area = destination.loc
+		if(destination_area.area_flags & NOTELEPORT)
+			to_chat(occupants, "[icon2html(src, occupants)]<span class='warning'>A dull, universal force is preventing you from phasing here!</span>")
+			spark_system.start()
+		else
+			forceMove(destination)//This is jank I hate it thanks, this should be done thrugh move not this dumb shit
 		use_power(phasing_energy_drain)
 		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, movedelay, TRUE), movedelay*3)
 		return