diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index ca9c7e69447..4243b7841ce 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -843,10 +843,10 @@
 					/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/marisa/fake = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/sundress = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/witchwig = 1,/obj/item/weapon/staff/broom = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/fake = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/fake = 1,/obj/item/weapon/staff = 3,/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sexyclown = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/under/sexyclown = 1,/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sexymime = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/sexymime = 1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/apron/overalls = 1,
-					/obj/item/clothing/head/rabbitears =1, /obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero = 1, /obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero/green = 1, /obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho = 1,
-					/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho/green = 1, /obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho/red = 1,
-					/obj/item/clothing/under/maid = 1, /obj/item/clothing/under/janimaid = 1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/cold=1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/heat=1)
-	contraband = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/judgerobe = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/powdered_wig = 1,/obj/item/weapon/gun/magic/wand = 1)
+					/obj/item/clothing/head/rabbitears =1,/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero/green = 1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho = 1,
+					/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho/green = 1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho/red = 1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/gar = 1,
+					/obj/item/clothing/under/maid = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/janimaid = 1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/cold=1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/heat=1)
+	contraband = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/judgerobe = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/powdered_wig = 1,/obj/item/weapon/gun/magic/wand = 1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/garb = 1)
 	premium = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/hgpirate = 1, /obj/item/clothing/head/hgpiratecap = 1, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/roman = 1, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/roman/legionaire = 1, /obj/item/clothing/under/roman = 1, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/roman = 1, /obj/item/weapon/shield/riot/roman = 1)
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/weapon/vending_refill/autodrobe
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
index 59928592fa7..f652d6fb2b5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/cartridge/captain(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/brown(src)
 	new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain/alt(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/gar/supergar(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/captain(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/gun(src)
 	return
@@ -79,6 +80,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/head_of_security/alt(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/head/HoS(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses/eyepatch(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses/gars/supergars(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/lockbox/loyalty(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/flashbangs(src)
 	new /obj/item/device/megaphone/sec(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 2dc8971664c..0c68c23e81e 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -15,6 +15,16 @@
 	item_state = "nvgmeson"
 	darkness_view = 8
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/gar
+	name = "Gar Mesons"
+	icon_state = "garm"
+	item_state = "garm"
+	desc = "Do the impossible, see the invisible!"
+	force = 10
+	throwforce = 10
+	attack_verb = list("sliced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/science
 	name = "Science Goggles"
 	desc = "A pair of snazzy goggles used to protect against chemical spills."
@@ -78,6 +88,42 @@
 	flash_protect = 1
 	tint = 1
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/garb
+	desc = "Go beyond impossible and kick reason to the curb!"
+	name = "black gar glasses"
+	icon_state = "garb"
+	item_state = "garb"
+	force = 10
+	throwforce = 10
+	attack_verb = list("sliced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/garb/supergarb
+	desc = "Believe in us humans."
+	name = "black super gar glasses"
+	icon_state = "supergarb"
+	item_state = "garb"
+	force = 12
+	throwforce = 12
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/gar
+	desc = "Just who the hell do you think I am?!"
+	name = "gar glasses"
+	icon_state = "gar"
+	item_state = "gar"
+	force = 10
+	throwforce = 10
+	attack_verb = list("sliced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/gar/supergar
+	desc = "We evolve past the person we were a minute before. Little by little we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works!"
+	name = "super gar glasses"
+	icon_state = "supergar"
+	item_state = "gar"
+	force = 12
+	throwforce = 12
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/welding
 	name = "welding goggles"
 	desc = "Protects the eyes from welders; approved by the mad scientist association."
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm
index 012a260bba5..a31a77f32ba 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm
@@ -65,3 +65,20 @@
 		emagged = 1
 		desc = desc + " The display flickers slightly."
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses/gars
+	name = "HUD GAR glasses"
+	desc = "GAR glasses with a HUD."
+	icon_state = "gars"
+	item_state = "garb"
+	force = 10
+	throwforce = 10
+	attack_verb = list("sliced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses/gars/supergars
+	name = "SUPER HUD GAR glasses"
+	desc = "SUPER GAR glasses with a HUD."
+	icon_state = "supergars"
+	item_state = "garb"
+	force = 12
+	throwforce = 12
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/html/changelogs/dannno-gar.yml b/html/changelogs/dannno-gar.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..0492c9ba7b7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/dannno-gar.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+author: Dannno
+
+delete-after: True
+
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "GAR glasses return. Yes, I got permission. Just who the hell do you think I am?"
diff --git a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi
index fb5701beda5..e3229507a35 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi
index df394b37f25..269ec744d08 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi
index 0ad3c2436b7..00f5e23eb0e 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi
index add817f4c74..86209503cd1 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi differ