diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_cultaltar.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_cultaltar.dmm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..25f4664aa66
--- /dev/null
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_cultaltar.dmm
@@ -0,0 +1,431 @@
+//MAP CONVERTED BY dmm2tgm.py THIS HEADER COMMENT PREVENTS RECONVERSION, DO NOT REMOVE 
+"a" = (
+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface,
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"c" = (
+/turf/open/floor/plating/lava/smooth/lava_land_surface,
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"d" = (
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+/turf/closed/wall/mineral/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface
+	},
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
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+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
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+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface,
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"g" = (
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/old,
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower{
+	name = "south";
+	tiles = 5
+	},
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect{
+	name = "turn around";
+	sound = "turn_around";
+	triggerer_only = 1
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+"h" = (
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/old,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"j" = (
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+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
+/turf/closed/wall/mineral/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface
+	},
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+/obj/item/weapon/melee/cultblade,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cult,
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/cultrobes,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+"m" = (
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"n" = (
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+/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower{
+	direction = 4;
+	name = "east";
+	tiles = 5
+	},
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect{
+	name = "turn around";
+	sound = "turn_around";
+	triggerer_only = 1
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+"o" = (
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+	color = "#ff0000";
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+	},
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+/obj/effect/decal/remains/human,
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/cultblade/dagger,
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect{
+	happens_once = 1;
+	name = "a grave mistake";
+	sound = "i_see_you";
+	triggerer_only = 1
+	},
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/message{
+	message = "<span class='cultitalic'><b><span class='big'>You've made a grave mistake, haven't you?</span></b></span>";
+	name = "ohfuck"
+	},
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"p" = (
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+/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower{
+	direction = 8;
+	name = "west";
+	tiles = 5
+	},
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect{
+	name = "turn around";
+	sound = "turn_around";
+	triggerer_only = 1
+	},
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+/obj/item/clothing/suit/cultrobes,
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/old,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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+"r" = (
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/old,
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower{
+	direction = 1;
+	name = "north";
+	tiles = 5
+	},
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect{
+	name = "turn around";
+	sound = "turn_around";
+	triggerer_only = 1
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/cult{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface;
+	initial_gas_mix = "o2=14;n2=23;TEMP=300"
+	},
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diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_hermit.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_hermit.dmm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..81524ce5bd5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/LavaRuins/lavaland_surface_hermit.dmm
@@ -0,0 +1,526 @@
+//MAP CONVERTED BY dmm2tgm.py THIS HEADER COMMENT PREVENTS RECONVERSION, DO NOT REMOVE 
+"a" = (
+/turf/closed/mineral/volcanic/lava_land_surface,
+/area/lavaland/surface/outdoors)
+"b" = (
+/turf/closed/mineral/volcanic/lava_land_surface,
+/area/ruin/powered)
+"c" = (
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt/lava_land_surface
+	},
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+/area/ruin/powered)
+"g" = (
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt;
+	name = "dirt"
+	},
+/area/ruin/powered)
+"h" = (
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+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt;
+	name = "dirt"
+	},
+/area/ruin/powered)
+"i" = (
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bucket,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt;
+	name = "dirt"
+	},
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+"j" = (
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt;
+	name = "dirt"
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+"k" = (
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+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt;
+	name = "dirt"
+	},
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+"l" = (
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+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid{
+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid/basalt;
+	name = "dirt"
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+	},
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+	baseturf = /turf/open/floor/plating/lava/smooth/lava_land_surface
+	},
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+	},
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+	},
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+	tag = "icon-blood1 (NORTH)";
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+(15,1,1) = {"
+a
+a
+a
+a
+a
+a
+a
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+a
+a
+a
+a
+G
+J
+K
+"}
+(16,1,1) = {"
+a
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+a
+a
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+a
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diff --git a/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm b/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm
index 3f880aaf75b..5b0c406c19b 100644
--- a/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm
+++ b/code/datums/ruins/lavaland.dm
@@ -191,3 +191,20 @@
 	suffix = "lavaland_surface_pizzaparty.dmm"
 	allow_duplicates = FALSE
 	cost = 5
+
+/datum/map_template/ruin/lavaland/cultaltar
+	name = "Summoning Ritual"
+	id = "cultaltar"
+	description = "A place of vile worship, the scrawling of blood in the middle glowing eerily.\
+		 A demonic laugh echoes throughout the caverns"
+	suffix = "lavaland_surface_cultaltar.dmm"
+	allow_duplicates = FALSE
+	cost = 10
+
+/datum/map_template/ruin/lavaland/hermit
+	name = "Makeshift Shelter"
+	id = "hermitcave"
+	description = "A place of shelter for a lone hermit, scraping by to live another day."
+	suffix = "lavaland_surface_hermit.dmm"
+	allow_duplicates = FALSE
+	cost = 10
diff --git a/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm b/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm
index ff794480e28..4558125cdfe 100644
--- a/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm
+++ b/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm
@@ -397,3 +397,42 @@
 	anchored = 1
 	density = 1
 	mob_species = /datum/species/golem/adamantine
+
+
+//Hermit
+
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/hermit
+	name = "hermit sleeper"
+	mob_name = "Hermit"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/lavaland/survival_pod.dmi'
+	icon_state = "sleeper"
+	roundstart = FALSE
+	death = FALSE
+	random = TRUE
+	mob_species = /datum/species/human
+	flavour_text = {"Doomed to walk this eternal hellscape due to means you barely remember at this point, every day is a struggle for survival as you barely scrape by in your makeshift housing."}
+
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/hermit/special(mob/living/new_spawn)
+	var/arrpee = rand(1,4)
+	switch(arrpee)
+		if(1)
+			new_spawn << "You were the sole survivor of a raid-party's onslaught on a small orbital tradestation. You were forced to early-eject your pod to escape, the horrifed faces of the remaining crew when the raiders blew apart the room's airlock forever ingrained in your mind."
+			uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/assistantformal
+			shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/black
+			back = /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack
+		if(2)
+			new_spawn << "A castaway from a far-off civilization, banished for crimes of heresy against the church. You awoke from hypersleep your pod crashlanding into this hellscape, only the essentials left to make a new life for yourself."
+			uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/prisoner
+			shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/orange
+			back = /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack
+		if(3)
+			new_spawn << "A runaway from the tyranny of Nanotrasen and everything all these damnned corporations stand for. From a metaphorical hell to a literal one, you do your best to put your station-life behind you to try and survive in this harsh land."
+			uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/medical
+			suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/labcoat
+			back = /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic
+			shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/black
+		if(4)
+			new_spawn << "You weren't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, hitting that big red button on the escape pod wondering what it'd do. Whether this 'special' attribute of yours is a defect of cloning or just genuine stupidity, the fact you've survived this long in a literal hellhole is enough to make Darwin roll in his grave."
+			uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/color/grey/glorf
+			shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/black
+			back = /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack
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