diff --git a/code/datums/martial/boxing.dm b/code/datums/martial/boxing.dm
index e36d10e1ef5..21c3be691fa 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/boxing.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/boxing.dm
@@ -47,8 +47,8 @@
 			D.visible_message(span_danger("[A] knocks [D] out with a haymaker!"), \
 							span_userdanger("You're knocked unconscious by [A]!"), span_hear("You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, A)
 			to_chat(A, span_danger("You knock [D] out with a haymaker!"))
-			D.apply_effect(200,EFFECT_KNOCKDOWN,armor_block)
-			D.SetSleeping(100)
+			D.apply_effect(20 SECONDS,EFFECT_KNOCKDOWN,armor_block)
+			D.SetSleeping(10 SECONDS)
 			log_combat(A, D, "knocked out (boxing) ")
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/krav_maga.dm b/code/datums/martial/krav_maga.dm
index 7ea1b89b91c..42eed265aff 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/krav_maga.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/krav_maga.dm
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
 	to_chat(attacker, span_danger("You leg sweep [defender]!"))
 	playsound(get_turf(attacker), 'sound/effects/hit_kick.ogg', 50, TRUE, -1)
 	defender.apply_damage(5, BRUTE, BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
-	defender.Knockdown(60)
+	defender.Knockdown(6 SECONDS)
 	log_combat(attacker, defender, "leg sweeped")
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/mushpunch.dm b/code/datums/martial/mushpunch.dm
index 2a9daf050a3..2809ef85ada 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/mushpunch.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/mushpunch.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 /datum/martial_art/mushpunch/harm_act(mob/living/A, mob/living/D)
 	var/atk_verb
 	to_chat(A, span_spider("You begin to wind up an attack..."))
-	if(!do_after(A, 25, target = D))
+	if(!do_after(A, 2.5 SECONDS, target = D))
 		to_chat(A, span_spider("<b>Your attack was interrupted!</b>"))
 		return TRUE //martial art code was a mistake
 	A.do_attack_animation(D, ATTACK_EFFECT_PUNCH)
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 	playsound(D, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 25, TRUE, -1)
 	var/throwtarget = get_edge_target_turf(A, get_dir(A, get_step_away(D, A)))
 	D.throw_at(throwtarget, 4, 2, A)//So stuff gets tossed around at the same time.
-	D.Paralyze(20)
+	D.Paralyze(2 SECONDS)
 	if(atk_verb)
 		log_combat(A, D, "[atk_verb] (Mushroom Punch)")
 	return TRUE
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/psychotic_brawl.dm b/code/datums/martial/psychotic_brawl.dm
index e79e6095ffc..196e903fd71 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/psychotic_brawl.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/psychotic_brawl.dm
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 			atk_verb = "helped"
 		if(2)
 			A.emote("cry")
-			A.Stun(20)
+			A.Stun(2 SECONDS)
 			atk_verb = "cried looking at"
 		if(3)
 			if(A.grab_state >= GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
@@ -53,8 +53,8 @@
 				var/mob/living/carbon/defender = D
 				if(!istype(defender.head,/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/) && !istype(defender.head,/obj/item/clothing/head/utility/hardhat))
 					defender.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 5)
-			A.Stun(rand(10,45))
-			D.Stun(rand(5,30))
+			A.Stun(rand(1 SECONDS, 4.5 SECONDS))
+			D.Stun(rand(0.5 SECONDS, 3 SECONDS))
 		if(5,6)
 			A.do_attack_animation(D, ATTACK_EFFECT_PUNCH)
 			atk_verb = pick("kick", "hit", "slam")
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@
 			playsound(get_turf(D), 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 25, TRUE, -1)
 			var/throwtarget = get_edge_target_turf(A, get_dir(A, get_step_away(D, A)))
 			D.throw_at(throwtarget, 4, 2, A)//So stuff gets tossed around at the same time.
-			D.Paralyze(60)
+			D.Paralyze(6 SECONDS)
 		if(7,8)
 			return FALSE //Resume default behaviour
 
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm b/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm
index ce08cd4f290..a8600ef82f1 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@
 	if(D.body_position == STANDING_UP)
 		D.apply_damage(10, A.get_attack_type(), BODY_ZONE_HEAD, wound_bonus = CANT_WOUND)
 		D.apply_damage(40, STAMINA, BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
-		D.Knockdown(40)
+		D.Knockdown(4 SECONDS)
 		D.visible_message(span_warning("[A] kicks [D] in the head, sending them face first into the floor!"), \
 					span_userdanger("You are kicked in the head by [A], sending you crashing to the floor!"), span_hear("You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, A)
 	else
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	if((HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CLUMSY)) && prob(50))
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("You club yourself over the head with [src]."))
-		user.Paralyze(60)
+		user.Paralyze(6 SECONDS)
 		if(ishuman(user))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
 			H.apply_damage(2*force, BRUTE, BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
@@ -235,14 +235,14 @@
 		if(prob(10))
 			H.visible_message(span_warning("[H] collapses!"), \
 							span_userdanger("Your legs give out!"))
-			H.Paralyze(80)
+			H.Paralyze(8 SECONDS)
 		if(H.staminaloss && !H.IsSleeping())
 			var/total_health = (H.health - H.staminaloss)
 			if(total_health <= HEALTH_THRESHOLD_CRIT && !H.stat)
 				H.visible_message(span_warning("[user] delivers a heavy hit to [H]'s head, knocking [H.p_them()] out cold!"), \
 								span_userdanger("You're knocked unconscious by [user]!"), span_hear("You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!"), null, user)
 				to_chat(user, span_danger("You deliver a heavy hit to [H]'s head, knocking [H.p_them()] out cold!"))
-				H.SetSleeping(600)
+				H.SetSleeping(60 SECONDS)
 				H.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 15, 150)
 	else
 		return ..()
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/wrestling.dm b/code/datums/martial/wrestling.dm
index e572c6a484f..ae1f77c0977 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/wrestling.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/wrestling.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ If you make a derivative work from this code, you must include this notification
 	D.forceMove(A.loc)
 	D.setDir(get_dir(D, A))
 
-	D.Stun(80)
+	D.Stun(8 SECONDS)
 	D.visible_message(span_danger("[A] starts spinning around with [D]!"), \
 					span_userdanger("You're spun around by [A]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling!"), null, A)
 	to_chat(A, span_danger("You start spinning around with [D]!"))
@@ -299,7 +299,7 @@ If you make a derivative work from this code, you must include this notification
 		playsound(A.loc, SFX_SWING_HIT, 50, TRUE)
 		if (!D.stat)
 			D.emote("scream")
-			D.Paralyze(40)
+			D.Paralyze(4 SECONDS)
 
 			switch(rand(1,3))
 				if (2)
@@ -343,7 +343,7 @@ If you make a derivative work from this code, you must include this notification
 		to_chat(A, span_danger("You headbutt [D]!"))
 		D.adjustBruteLoss(rand(10,20))
 		playsound(A.loc, SFX_SWING_HIT, 50, TRUE)
-		D.Unconscious(20)
+		D.Unconscious(2 SECONDS)
 	log_combat(A, D, "headbutted")
 
 /datum/martial_art/wrestling/proc/kick(mob/living/A, mob/living/D)
@@ -361,7 +361,7 @@ If you make a derivative work from this code, you must include this notification
 
 	var/turf/T = get_edge_target_turf(A, get_dir(A, get_step_away(D, A)))
 	if (T && isturf(T))
-		D.Paralyze(20)
+		D.Paralyze(2 SECONDS)
 		D.throw_at(T, 3, 2)
 	log_combat(A, D, "roundhouse-kicked")
 
@@ -433,7 +433,7 @@ If you make a derivative work from this code, you must include this notification
 		else
 			D.adjustBruteLoss(rand(20,30))
 
-		D.Paralyze(40)
+		D.Paralyze(4 SECONDS)
 
 		A.pixel_y = A.base_pixel_y
 
@@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ If you make a derivative work from this code, you must include this notification
 	D.visible_message(span_danger("[A] gets [D] in a cinch!"), \
 					span_userdanger("You're put into a cinch by [A]!"), span_hear("You hear aggressive shuffling!"), COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE, A)
 	to_chat(A, span_danger("You get [D] in a cinch!"))
-	D.Stun(rand(60,100))
+	D.Stun(rand(6 SECONDS, 10 SECONDS))
 	log_combat(A, D, "cinched")
 	return 1