diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index 6817b591bd0..2255627fe97 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -23,10 +23,6 @@
 	obj_integrity = 300
 	max_integrity = 300
 
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user, params)
-	playsound(src.loc, "rustle", 50, 1, -5)
-	return ..()
-
 /*
  * Backpack Types
  */
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm
index 927f7a74c6c..fa7760847db 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm
@@ -203,7 +203,3 @@ var/global/list/bibleitemstates =	list("bible", "koran", "scrapbook", "bible", "
 			var/unholy2clean = A.reagents.get_reagent_amount("unholywater")
 			A.reagents.del_reagent("unholywater")
 			A.reagents.add_reagent("holywater",unholy2clean)
-
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user, params)
-	playsound(src.loc, "rustle", 50, 1, -5)
-	return ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/internal.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/internal.dm
index c0a392ff390..3b262817b56 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/internal.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/internal.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 	max_w_class = 2
 	max_combined_w_class = 50 // Limited by slots, not combined weight class
 	w_class = 4
+	rustle_jimmies = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/internal/ClickAccessible(mob/user, depth=1)
 	if(loc)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm
index a7022cec871..26131f7cdbf 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm
@@ -153,17 +153,8 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/secure/briefcase/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	if ((src.loc == user) && (src.locked == 1))
 		usr << "<span class='warning'>[src] is locked and cannot be opened!</span>"
-	else if ((src.loc == user) && (!src.locked))
-		playsound(src.loc, "rustle", 50, 1, -5)
-		if (user.s_active)
-			user.s_active.close(user) //Close and re-open
-		src.show_to(user)
 	else
 		..()
-		for(var/mob/M in range(1))
-			if (M.s_active == src)
-				src.close(M)
-		src.orient2hud(user)
 	src.add_fingerprint(user)
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/storage.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/storage.dm
index dda9c69aa43..873f534e578 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/storage.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/storage.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
 	var/allow_quick_gather	//Set this variable to allow the object to have the 'toggle mode' verb, which quickly collects all items from a tile.
 	var/collection_mode = 1;  //0 = pick one at a time, 1 = pick all on tile, 2 = pick all of a type
 	var/preposition = "in" // You put things 'in' a bag, but trays need 'on'.
+	var/rustle_jimmies = TRUE	//Play the rustle sound on insertion
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/MouseDrop(atom/over_object)
@@ -326,6 +327,8 @@
 					observe.client.screen -= W
 
 		add_fingerprint(usr)
+		if(rustle_jimmies)
+			playsound(src.loc, "rustle", 50, 1, -5)
 
 		if(!prevent_warning)
 			for(var/mob/M in viewers(usr, null))
@@ -527,4 +530,4 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/contents_explosion(severity, target)
 	for(var/atom/A in contents)
 		A.ex_act(severity, target)
-		CHECK_TICK
+		CHECK_TICK
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/cardboardbox.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/cardboardbox.dm
index 81afcef314b..84424372171 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/cardboardbox.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/cardboardbox.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 	integrity_failure = 0
 	can_weld_shut = 0
 	cutting_tool = /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters
-	open_sound = 'sound/effects/rustle2.ogg'
+	open_sound = "rustle"
 	cutting_sound = 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg'
 	material_drop = /obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard
 	delivery_icon = "deliverybox"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
index 8b1f75d410c..7b17e260006 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
@@ -353,7 +353,6 @@
 	S = M.get_item_by_slot(slot_back)	//else we put in backpack
 	if(istype(S) && S.can_be_inserted(src,1))
 		S.handle_item_insertion(src)
-		playsound(src.loc, "rustle", 50, 1, -5)
 		return TRUE
 
 	M << "<span class='warning'>You are unable to equip that!</span>"