Standardizes all CI to run on ubuntu-24.04 (#94410)

## About The Pull Request

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Our application of Ubuntu 22.04 versus Ubuntu 24.04 (which is presently
the version for `ubuntu-latest`) is pretty inconsistent even within the
same suites, I figure we bump it up and set one standard moving
forwards. This PR was originally set to autoset it to `ubuntu-latest`
but wow the issues are agonizing so let's just bump it up and keep it
synchronized

also bumps python to `3.11.0` and whatever dependency versions needed
that as that was necessary

.github/workflows/remove_guide_comments.yml

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ on:
     types: [opened]
 jobs:
   remove_guide_comments:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    runs-on: ubuntu-24.04
     steps:
       - name: Checkout
         uses: actions/checkout@v6