diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/cardboard_cutouts.dm b/code/game/objects/items/cardboard_cutouts.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..8c09d1da559
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/cardboard_cutouts.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,118 @@
+//Cardboard cutouts! They're man-shaped and can be colored with a crayon to look like a human in a certain outfit, although it's limited, discolored, and obvious to more than a cursory glance.
+/obj/item/cardboard_cutout
+	name = "cardboard cutout"
+	desc = "A vaguely humanoid cardboard cutout. It's completely blank."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/cardboard_cutout.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cutout_basic"
+	w_class = 4
+	var/list/possible_appearances = list("Assistant", "Clown", "Mime", "Traitor", "Nuke Op", "Cultist", "Clockwork Cultist", "Revolutionary", "Wizard", "Shadowling", "Xenomorph", "Swarmer", \
+	"Ash Walker", "Deathsquad Officer", "Ian") //Possible restyles for the cutout; add an entry in change_appearance() if you add to here
+	var/pushed_over = FALSE //If the cutout is pushed over and has to be righted
+	var/deceptive = FALSE //If the cutout actually appears as what it portray and not a discolored version
+
+/obj/item/cardboard_cutout/attack_hand(mob/living/user)
+	if(user.a_intent == "help" || pushed_over)
+		return ..()
+	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] pushes over [src]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You push over [src]!</span>")
+	playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/Genhit.ogg', 50, 1)
+	name = initial(name)
+	desc = "[initial(desc)] It's been pushed over."
+	icon_state = "cutout_pushed_over"
+	color = initial(color)
+	pushed_over = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/cardboard_cutout/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	if(!pushed_over)
+		return
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You right [src].</span>"
+	desc = initial(desc)
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state) //This resets a cutout to its blank state - this is intentional to allow for resetting
+	pushed_over = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/cardboard_cutout/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/toy/crayon))
+		change_appearance(I, user)
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/cardboard_cutout/proc/change_appearance(obj/item/toy/crayon/crayon, mob/living/user)
+	if(!crayon || !user)
+		return
+	if(pushed_over)
+		user << "<span class='warning'>Right [src] first!</span>"
+		return
+	var/new_appearance = input(user, "Choose a new appearance for [src].", "26th Century Deception") as null|anything in possible_appearances
+	if(!new_appearance || !crayon || !user.canUseTopic(src))
+		return
+	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] gives [src] a new look.</span>", "<span class='notice'>Voila! You give [src] a new look.</span>")
+	crayon.use_charges(1)
+	crayon.check_empty(user)
+	if(!deceptive)
+		color = "#FFD7A7"
+	switch(new_appearance)
+		if("Assistant")
+			name = "[pick(first_names_male)] [pick(last_names)]"
+			desc = "A cardboat cutout of an assistant."
+			icon_state = "cutout_greytide"
+		if("Clown")
+			name = pick(clown_names)
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a clown. You get the feeling that it should be in a corner."
+			icon_state = "cutout_clown"
+		if("Mime")
+			name = pick(mime_names)
+			desc = "...(A cardboard cutout of a mime.)"
+			icon_state = "cutout_mime"
+		if("Traitor")
+			name = "[pick("Unknown", "Captain")]"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a traitor."
+			icon_state = "cutout_traitor"
+		if("Nuke Op")
+			name = "[pick("Unknown", "COMMS", "Telecomms", "AI", "stealthy op", "STEALTH", "sneakybeaky", "MEDIC", "Medic")]"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a nuclear operative."
+			icon_state = "cutout_fluke"
+		if("Cultist")
+			name = "Unknown"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a cultist."
+			icon_state = "cutout_cultist"
+		if("Clockwork Cultist")
+			name = "[pick(first_names_male)] [pick(last_names)]"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a servant of Ratvar."
+			icon_state = "cutout_servant"
+		if("Revolutionary")
+			name = "Unknown"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a revolutionary."
+			icon_state = "cutout_viva"
+		if("Wizard")
+			name = "[pick(wizard_first)], [pick(wizard_second)]"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a wizard."
+			icon_state = "cutout_wizard"
+		if("Shadowling")
+			name = "Unknown"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a shadowling."
+			icon_state = "cutout_shadowling"
+		if("Xenomorph")
+			name = "alien hunter ([rand(1, 999)])"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a xenomorph."
+			icon_state = "cutout_fukken_xeno"
+			if(prob(25))
+				alpha = 75 //Spooky sneaking!
+		if("Swarmer")
+			name = "Swarmer ([rand(1, 999)])"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a swarmer."
+			icon_state = "cutout_swarmer"
+		if("Ash Walker")
+			name = lizard_name(pick(MALE, FEMALE))
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of an ash walker."
+			icon_state = "cutout_free_antag"
+		if("Deathsquad Officer")
+			name = pick(commando_names)
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of a death commando."
+			icon_state = "cutout_deathsquad"
+		if("Ian")
+			name = "Ian"
+			desc = "A cardboard cutout of the HoP's beloved corgi."
+			icon_state = "cutout_ian"
+	return 1
+
+/obj/item/cardboard_cutout/adaptive //Purchased by Syndicate agents, these cutouts are indistinguishable from normal cutouts but aren't discolored when their appearance is changed
+	deceptive = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index 8f3da041c7a..610c45c1057 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -200,9 +200,10 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/cardboard_recipes = list ( \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("pizza box", /obj/item/pizzabox), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("folder", /obj/item/weapon/folder), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("large box", /obj/structure/closet/cardboard, 4), \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("cardboard cutout", /obj/item/cardboard_cutout, 5), \
 )
 
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard	//BubbleWrap
+/obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard	//BubbleWrap //it's cardboard you fuck
 	name = "cardboard"
 	desc = "Large sheets of card, like boxes folded flat."
 	singular_name = "cardboard sheet"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index 16b344a8db4..ee261497d93 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit
 	name = "box"
-	desc = "A sleek, sturdy box"
+	desc = "A sleek, sturdy box."
 	icon_state = "box_of_doom"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/imp_freedom
@@ -276,4 +276,10 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/throwing_star(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/throwing_star(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/restraints/legcuffs/bola/tactical(src)
-	new /obj/item/weapon/restraints/legcuffs/bola/tactical(src)
\ No newline at end of file
+	new /obj/item/weapon/restraints/legcuffs/bola/tactical(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/cutouts/New()
+	..()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new/obj/item/cardboard_cutout/adaptive(src)
+	new/obj/item/toy/crayon/rainbow(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
index 3fb6542ce7e..dd8af3a4087 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
@@ -711,6 +711,14 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list() // Global list so we only initialize this once.
 	cost = 2
 	surplus = 30
 
+/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/cutouts
+	name = "Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts"
+	desc = "These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a \
+	crayon for changing their appearances."
+	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/cutouts
+	cost = 1
+	surplus = 20
+
 //Space Suits and Hardsuits
 /datum/uplink_item/suits
 	category = "Space Suits and Hardsuits"
diff --git a/icons/obj/cardboard_cutout.dmi b/icons/obj/cardboard_cutout.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a329c00555e
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diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index b84db3190ca..0a7aa259f4c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -577,6 +577,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\body_egg.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\bodybag.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\candle.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\cardboard_cutouts.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\charter.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\control_wand.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\crayons.dm"