diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
index ec94137546a..665fbb8041a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,10 @@ BEDSHEETS
 LINEN BINS
 */
 
+#define BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT "abstract"
+#define BEDSHEET_SINGLE "single"
+#define BEDSHEET_DOUBLE "double"
+
 /obj/item/bedsheet
 	name = "bedsheet"
 	desc = "A surprisingly soft linen bedsheet."
@@ -23,6 +27,7 @@ LINEN BINS
 
 	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/ghost
 	var/list/dream_messages = list("white")
+	var/bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_SINGLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -252,18 +257,32 @@ LINEN BINS
 	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
 	name = "random bedsheet"
 	desc = "If you're reading this description ingame, something has gone wrong! Honk!"
-	slot_flags = null
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT
+	var/static/list/bedsheet_list
+	var/spawn_type = BEDSHEET_SINGLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/random/Initialize(mapload)
 	..()
-	var/type = pick(typesof(/obj/item/bedsheet) - /obj/item/bedsheet/random)
-	new type(loc)
+	if(!LAZYACCESS(bedsheet_list, spawn_type))
+		var/list/spawn_list = list()
+		var/list/possible_types = typesof(/obj/item/bedsheet)
+		for(var/obj/item/bedsheet/sheet as anything in possible_types)
+			if(initial(sheet.bedsheet_type) == spawn_type)
+				spawn_list += sheet
+		LAZYSET(bedsheet_list, spawn_type, spawn_list)
+	var/chosen_type = pick(bedsheet_list[spawn_type])
+	new chosen_type(loc)
 	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
 
+/obj/item/bedsheet/random/double
+	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
+	spawn_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
+
 /obj/item/bedsheet/dorms
 	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
 	name = "random dorms bedsheet"
 	desc = "If you're reading this description ingame, something has gone wrong! Honk!"
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 	slot_flags = null
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/dorms/Initialize(mapload)
@@ -292,138 +311,189 @@ LINEN BINS
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetwhite"
-	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetwhite"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/blue/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetblue"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetblue"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/green/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetgreen"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetgreen"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/grey/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetgrey"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetgrey"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/orange/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetorange"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetorange"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/purple/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetpurple"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetpurple"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/patriot/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetUSA"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetUSA"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/rainbow/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetrainbow"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetrainbow"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/red/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetred"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetred"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/yellow/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetyellow"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetyellow"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/mime/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetmime"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetmime"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/clown/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetclown"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetclown"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/captain/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetcaptain"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetcaptain"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/rd/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetrd"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetrd"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/medical/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetmedical"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetmedical"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/cmo/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetcmo"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetcmo"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/hos/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheethos"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheethos"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/hop/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheethop"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheethop"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/ce/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetce"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetce"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/qm/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetqm"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetqm"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/chaplain/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetchap"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetchap"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/brown/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetbrown"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetbrown"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/black/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetblack"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetblack"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/centcom/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetcentcom"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetcentcom"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/syndie/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetsyndie"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetsyndie"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/cult/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetcult"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetcult"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/wiz/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetwiz"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetwiz"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/nanotrasen/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetNT"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetNT"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/ian/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetian"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetian"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
 /obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos/double
 	icon_state = "double_sheetcosmos"
 	worn_icon_state = "sheetcosmos"
+	dying_key = DYE_REGISTRY_DOUBLE_BEDSHEET
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_DOUBLE
 
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random/double
+/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double
 	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
+	bedsheet_type = BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT
 
-/obj/item/bedsheet/random/double/Initialize()
-	..()
-	var/type = pick(typesof(/obj/item/bedsheet) - /obj/item/bedsheet/random)
-	new type(loc)
-	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms/double
-	icon_state = "random_bedsheet"
-
-/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms/double/Initialize()
+/obj/item/bedsheet/dorms_double/Initialize()
 	..()
 	var/type = pick_weight(list("Colors" = 80, "Special" = 20))
 	switch(type)
@@ -579,3 +649,7 @@ LINEN BINS
 
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	return COMPONENT_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
+
+#undef BEDSHEET_ABSTRACT
+#undef BEDSHEET_SINGLE
+#undef BEDSHEET_DOUBLE