diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
index 9c9d1da8b9d..53b9724d1ac 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
@@ -267,4 +267,9 @@ var/list/bloody_footprints_cache = list()
 //Turf wet states
 #define TURF_DRY		0
 #define TURF_WET_WATER	1
-#define TURF_WET_LUBE	2
\ No newline at end of file
+#define TURF_WET_LUBE	2
+
+//Object/Item sharpness
+#define IS_BLUNT			0
+#define IS_SHARP			1
+#define IS_SHARP_ACCURATE	2
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm b/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm
index 4dc197ce3ae..74202a2f82a 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm
@@ -1108,41 +1108,6 @@ var/global/list/common_tools = list(
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-//Is this even used for anything besides balloons? Yes I took out the W:lit stuff because : really shouldnt be used.
-/proc/is_sharp(obj/item/W)		// For the record, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS METHOD OF DOING IT?
-	var/list/sharp_things_1 = list(\
-	/obj/item/weapon/circular_saw,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/shovel,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/shard,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/broken_bottle,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/hatchet,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/throwing_star,\
-	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/garb,\
-	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/gar,\
-	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses/gars,\
-	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/gar,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/spear,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/cyborg/saw)
-
-	//Because is_sharp is used for food or something.
-	var/list/sharp_things_2 = list(\
-	/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/knife,\
-	/obj/item/weapon/scalpel)
-
-	if(is_type_in_list(W,sharp_things_1))
-		return 1
-
-	if(is_type_in_list(W,sharp_things_2))
-		return 2 //cutting food
-
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy))
-		var/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/E = W
-		if(E.active)
-			return 1
-		else
-			return 0
-
 /proc/is_pointed(obj/item/W)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
 		return 1
@@ -1158,7 +1123,7 @@ var/global/list/common_tools = list(
 //For objects that should embed, but make no sense being is_sharp or is_pointed()
 //e.g: rods
 /proc/can_embed(obj/item/W)
-	if(is_sharp(W))
+	if(W.is_sharp())
 		return 1
 	if(is_pointed(W))
 		return 1
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index c3f7d22fe8a..9b25f1515f5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -89,6 +89,7 @@ var/global/image/fire_overlay = image("icon" = 'icons/effects/fire.dmi', "icon_s
 	)
 
 	var/flags_cover = 0 //for flags such as GLASSESCOVERSEYES
+	var/sharpness = IS_BLUNT
 
 /obj/item/proc/check_allowed_items(atom/target, not_inside, target_self)
 	if(((src in target) && !target_self) || ((!istype(target.loc, /turf)) && (!istype(target, /turf)) && (not_inside)) || is_type_in_list(target, can_be_placed_into))
@@ -494,3 +495,6 @@ var/global/image/fire_overlay = image("icon" = 'icons/effects/fire.dmi', "icon_s
 		S.remove_from_storage(src,newLoc)
 		return 1
 	return 0
+
+/obj/item/proc/is_sharp()
+	return sharpness
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm
index ea30f89c7b5..fc922adb1fb 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm
@@ -268,6 +268,7 @@
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed", "slashed", "sliced", "cut")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	var/cooldown = 0
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/shard/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his wrists with the shard of glass! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
index 510371f094f..15893990d48 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
@@ -61,6 +61,7 @@
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=12000)
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
 	attack_verb = list("slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP_ACCURATE
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/knife/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his wrists with the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
index 126aa912172..4ed579e1a7f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
@@ -16,6 +16,9 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/rejects_blood()
 	return 1
 
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/is_sharp()
+	return active * sharpness
+
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/axe
 	name = "energy axe"
 	desc = "An energised battle axe."
@@ -121,6 +124,7 @@
 	hitcost = 75 //Costs more because it's not intended to be a murderbone weapon
 	item_color = null
 	w_class = 3
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/cyborg/saw/New()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 06285181170..02a2971ef92 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -162,6 +162,7 @@
 	force_wielded = 24 // Was 18, Buffed - RobRichards/RR
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "chopped", "cleaved", "torn", "cut")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe/update_icon()  //Currently only here to fuck with the on-mob icons.
 	icon_state = "fireaxe[wielded]"
@@ -301,6 +302,7 @@
 	flags = NOSHIELD
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "poked", "jabbed", "torn", "gored")
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/spear/update_icon()
 	icon_state = "spearglass[wielded]"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index 85a24a4155d..a1d88f2a246 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -146,6 +146,7 @@
 	w_class = 2
 	embed_chance = 100
 	embedded_fall_chance = 0 //Hahaha!
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 //5*(2*4) = 5*8 = 45, 45 damage if you hit one person with all 5 stars.
 //Not counting the damage it will do while embedded (2*4 = 8, at 15% chance)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 4de50095af8..4c62bffe9dc 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@
 	throw_speed = 4
 	attack_verb = list("sliced")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/science
 	name = "Science Goggles"
@@ -103,6 +104,7 @@
 	throw_speed = 4
 	attack_verb = list("sliced")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/garb/supergarb
 	desc = "Believe in us humans."
@@ -122,6 +124,7 @@
 	throw_speed = 4
 	attack_verb = list("sliced")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/gar/supergar
 	desc = "We evolve past the person we were a minute before. Little by little we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works!"
@@ -247,7 +250,7 @@
 				name = "sunglasses"
 				icon_state = "sun"
 				item_state = "sunglasses"
-			if("Medical HUD")	
+			if("Medical HUD")
 				name = "Health Scanner HUD"
 				desc = "A heads-up display that scans the humans in view and provides accurate data about their health status."
 				icon_state = "healthhud"
@@ -257,11 +260,11 @@
 				desc = "Used by engineering and mining staff to see basic structural and terrain layouts through walls, regardless of lighting condition."
 				icon_state = "meson"
 				item_state = "meson"
-			if("Science Goggles")	
+			if("Science Goggles")
 				name = "Science Goggles"
 				desc = "A pair of snazzy goggles used to protect against chemical spills."
 				icon_state = "purple"
-				item_state = "glasses"	
+				item_state = "glasses"
 			if("Glasses")
 				name = "Prescription Glasses"
 				desc = "Made by Nerd. Co."
@@ -287,4 +290,4 @@
 				name = "gar glasses"
 				icon_state = "gar"
 				item_state = "gar"
-				
+
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm
index c6ac3201107..be1957c3931 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/hud.dm
@@ -85,6 +85,7 @@
 	throw_speed = 4
 	attack_verb = list("sliced")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses/gars/supergars
 	name = "giga HUD gar glasses"
diff --git a/code/modules/events/spacevine.dm b/code/modules/events/spacevine.dm
index 1cb5307147c..cfa875551df 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/spacevine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/spacevine.dm
@@ -362,7 +362,7 @@
 				qdel(B)
 		qdel(src)
 
-	else if(is_sharp(W))
+	else if(W.is_sharp())
 		qdel(src)
 
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/weldingtool))
diff --git a/code/modules/food&drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm b/code/modules/food&drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
index 8ced613e94b..e97d65fdea7 100644
--- a/code/modules/food&drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food&drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -144,6 +144,7 @@
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed", "slashed", "attacked")
 	var/icon/broken_outline = icon('icons/obj/drinks.dmi', "broken")
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/gin
 	name = "Griffeater Gin"
diff --git a/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks.dm
index 326387e3971..e4a790d5404 100644
--- a/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks.dm
@@ -150,9 +150,9 @@
 			var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/customizable/C = new custom_food_type(get_turf(src))
 			C.initialize_custom_food(src, S, user)
 			return 0
-	if(is_sharp(W))
-		var/sharpness = is_sharp(W)
-		if(slice(sharpness, W, user))
+	var/sharp = W.is_sharp()
+	if(sharp)
+		if(slice(sharp, W, user))
 			return 1
 
 //Called when you finish tablecrafting a snack.
@@ -176,7 +176,7 @@
 		return 1
 
 	var/slices_lost = 0
-	if (accuracy > 1)
+	if (accuracy >= IS_SHARP_ACCURATE)
 		user.visible_message( \
 			"[user] slices [src].", \
 			"<span class='notice'>You slice [src].</span>" \
@@ -278,7 +278,7 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user, params)
 	..()
 	if(W.w_class <= 2 & !istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks)) //can't slip snacks inside, they're used for custom foods.
-		if(is_sharp(W))
+		if(W.is_sharp())
 			return 0
 		if(stored_item)
 			return 0
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
index daf06bb781f..3723a221dab 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
@@ -487,7 +487,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pumpkin/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
 	..()
-	if(is_sharp(W))
+	if(W.is_sharp())
 		user.show_message("<span class='notice'>You carve a face into [src]!</span>", 1)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat/pumpkinhead (user.loc)
 		qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
index 129f099be22..e016b244338 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
@@ -302,7 +302,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/grown/corncob/attackby(obj/item/weapon/grown/W, mob/user, params)
 	..()
-	if(is_sharp(W))
+	if(W.is_sharp())
 		user << "<span class='notice'>You use [W] to fashion a pipe out of the corn cob!</span>"
 		new /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/pipe/cobpipe (user.loc)
 		user.unEquip(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
index a2c5a001a3e..6e5a45843d4 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
@@ -87,6 +87,7 @@
 	origin_tech = "materials=2;combat=1"
 	attack_verb = list("chopped", "torn", "cut")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/hatchet/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is chopping at \himself with the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm b/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
index ca013ea9fc3..976a019913c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
@@ -136,6 +136,7 @@
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=50)
 	origin_tech = "materials=1;engineering=1"
 	attack_verb = list("bashed", "bludgeoned", "thrashed", "whacked")
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/shovel/spade
 	name = "spade"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index 36055b70011..b772a616808 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -366,7 +366,7 @@
 
 	if((butcher_results) && (stat == DEAD))
 		user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
-		var/sharpness = is_sharp(O)
+		var/sharpness = O.is_sharp()
 		if(sharpness)
 			user << "<span class='notice'>You begin to butcher [src]...</span>"
 			playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/slice.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
index 7186a9b1365..d783434c582 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
@@ -61,6 +61,7 @@
 	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP_ACCURATE
 
 /obj/item/weapon/scalpel/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his wrists with [src]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
@@ -85,6 +86,7 @@
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=10000, MAT_GLASS=6000)
 	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "sawed", "cut")
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
 
 /obj/item/weapon/surgical_drapes
 	name = "surgical drapes"