diff --git a/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm b/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm
index e9e48e20c54..84c75c9ca41 100644
--- a/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm
+++ b/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm
@@ -5,17 +5,18 @@
 	ask_verb = "grills"
 	exclaim_verb = "hollers"
 	key = "u"
-	space_chance = 80
-	default_priority = 1000 //Haha!
-	syllables = list("cowabunga", "rad", "radical", "dude", "bogus",
-					"dee", "dah", "woah", "surf", "blazed", "high",
-					"brah", "bro", "blown", "catch", "body", "beach",
-					"shiz", "phiz", "wizz", "pop", "chill", "awesome",
-					"wax", "soup", "glassy", "ding", "cruncher", "toke",
-					"cool", "hoo", "wah", "wee", "man", "maaaaaan", "mate",
-					"oh", "ocean", "up", "out", "rip", "slide", "big",
-					"weed", "pot", "smoke", "four-twenty", "shove", "wacky",
-					"sick", "slash", "spit", "stoked", "shallow", "gun",
-					"tail", "trim", "tube", "wobble", "roll", "gnarly")
+	space_chance = 85
+	default_priority = 90
+	syllables = list("cowabunga", "rad", "radical", "dudes", "bogus", "weeed", "every",
+					"dee", "dah", "woah", "surf", "blazed", "high", "heinous", "day",
+					"brah", "bro", "blown", "catch", "body", "beach", "oooo", "twenty",
+					"shiz", "phiz", "wizz", "pop", "chill", "awesome", "dude", "it",
+					"wax", "stoked", "yes", "ding", "way", "no", "wicked", "aaaa",
+					"cool", "hoo", "wah", "wee", "man", "maaaaaan", "mate", "wick",
+					"oh", "ocean", "up", "out", "rip", "slide", "big", "stomp",
+					"weed", "pot", "smoke", "four-twenty", "shove", "wacky", "hah",
+					"sick", "slash", "spit", "stoked", "shallow", "gun", "party",
+					"heavy", "stellar", "excellent", "triumphant", "babe", "four",
+					"tail", "trim", "tube", "wobble", "roll", "gnarly", "epic")
 
 	icon_state = "beach"