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-/*
- * Everything derived from the common cardboard box.
- * Basically everything except the original is a kit (starts full).
- *
- * Contains:
- * Empty box, starter boxes (survival/engineer),
- * Latex glove and sterile mask boxes,
- * Syringe, beaker, dna injector boxes,
- * Blanks, flashbangs, and EMP grenade boxes,
- * Tracking and chemical implant boxes,
- * Prescription glasses and drinking glass boxes,
- * Condiment bottle and silly cup boxes,
- * Donkpocket and monkeycube boxes,
- * ID and security PDA cart boxes,
- * Handcuff, mousetrap, and pillbottle boxes,
- * Snap-pops and matchboxes,
- * Replacement light boxes.
- * Action Figure Boxes
- * Various paper bags.
- *
- * For syndicate call-ins see uplink_kits.dm
- */
-
-/obj/item/storage/box
-	name = "box"
-	desc = "It's just an ordinary box."
-	icon_state = "box"
-	inhand_icon_state = "syringe_kit"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboardbox_drop.ogg'
-	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboardbox_pickup.ogg'
-	var/foldable = /obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard
-	var/illustration = "writing"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	update_appearance()
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
-	var/obj/item/bodypart/head/myhead = user.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
-	if(myhead)
-		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] puts [user.p_their()] head into \the [src] and begins closing it! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
-		myhead.dismember()
-		myhead.forceMove(src) //force your enemies to kill themselves with your head collection box!
-		playsound(user, "desecration-01.ogg", 50, TRUE, -1)
-		return BRUTELOSS
-	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is beating [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
-	return BRUTELOSS
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/update_overlays()
-	. = ..()
-	if(illustration)
-		. += illustration
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/attack_self(mob/user)
-	..()
-
-	if(!foldable || (flags_1 & HOLOGRAM_1))
-		return
-	if(contents.len)
-		balloon_alert(user, "items inside!")
-		return
-	if(!ispath(foldable))
-		return
-
-	balloon_alert(user, "folded")
-	var/obj/item/I = new foldable
-	qdel(src)
-	user.put_in_hands(I)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/stack/package_wrap))
-		return FALSE
-	return ..()
-
-//Mime spell boxes
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mime
-	name = "invisible box"
-	desc = "Unfortunately not large enough to trap the mime."
-	foldable = null
-	icon_state = "box"
-	inhand_icon_state = null
-	alpha = 0
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mime/attack_hand(mob/user, list/modifiers)
-	..()
-	if(user.mind.miming)
-		alpha = 255
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mime/Moved(atom/old_loc, movement_dir, forced, list/old_locs, momentum_change = TRUE)
-	if (iscarbon(old_loc))
-		alpha = 0
-	return ..()
-
-//Disk boxes
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/disks
-	name = "diskette box"
-	illustration = "disk_kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/disks/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/disk/data(src)
-
-// Ordinary survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival
-	name = "survival box"
-	desc = "A box with the bare essentials of ensuring the survival of you and others."
-	icon_state = "internals"
-	illustration = "emergencytank"
-	var/mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	var/internal_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen
-	var/medipen_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/PopulateContents()
-	if(!isnull(mask_type))
-		new mask_type(src)
-
-	if(!isplasmaman(loc))
-		new internal_type(src)
-	else
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
-
-	if(!isnull(medipen_type))
-		new medipen_type(src)
-
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_PREMIUM_INTERNALS))
-		new /obj/item/flashlight/flare(src)
-		new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/radio/PopulateContents()
-	..() // we want the survival stuff too.
-	new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/proc/wardrobe_removal()
-	if(!isplasmaman(loc)) //We need to specially fill the box with plasmaman gear, since it's intended for one
-		return
-	var/obj/item/mask = locate(mask_type) in src
-	var/obj/item/internals = locate(internal_type) in src
-	new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
-	qdel(mask) // Get rid of the items that shouldn't be
-	qdel(internals)
-
-// Mining survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/mining
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/explorer/folded
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/mining/PopulateContents()
-	..()
-	new /obj/item/crowbar/red(src)
-
-// Engineer survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer
-	name = "extended-capacity survival box"
-	desc = "A box with the bare essentials of ensuring the survival of you and others. This one is labelled to contain an extended-capacity tank."
-	illustration = "extendedtank"
-	internal_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer/radio/PopulateContents()
-	..() // we want the regular items too.
-	new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
-
-// Syndie survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/syndie
-	name = "operation-ready survival box"
-	desc = "A box with the essentials of your operation. This one is labelled to contain an extended-capacity tank."
-	icon_state = "syndiebox"
-	illustration = "extendedtank"
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/syndicate
-	internal_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi
-	medipen_type = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/syndie/PopulateContents()
-	..()
-	new /obj/item/crowbar/red(src)
-	new /obj/item/screwdriver/red(src)
-	new /obj/item/weldingtool/mini(src)
-
-// Security survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/security
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/security/radio/PopulateContents()
-	..() // we want the regular stuff too
-	new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
-
-// Medical survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/survival/medical
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath/medical
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gloves
-	name = "box of latex gloves"
-	desc = "Contains sterile latex gloves."
-	illustration = "latex"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gloves/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/latex(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/masks
-	name = "box of sterile masks"
-	desc = "This box contains sterile medical masks."
-	illustration = "sterile"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/masks/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/syringes
-	name = "box of syringes"
-	desc = "A box full of syringes."
-	illustration = "syringe"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/syringes/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/syringes/variety
-	name = "syringe variety box"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/syringes/variety/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/lethal(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/piercing(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/bluespace(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/medipens
-	name = "box of medipens"
-	desc = "A box full of epinephrine MediPens."
-	illustration = "epipen"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/medipens/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/medipens/utility
-	name = "stimpack value kit"
-	desc = "A box with several stimpack medipens for the economical miner."
-	illustration = "epipen"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/medipens/utility/PopulateContents()
-	..() // includes regular medipens.
-	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/stimpack(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beakers
-	name = "box of beakers"
-	illustration = "beaker"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker( src )
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/bluespace
-	name = "box of bluespace beakers"
-	illustration = "beaker"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/bluespace/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/bluespace(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/variety
-	name = "beaker variety box"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/variety/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/large(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/plastic(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/meta(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/noreact(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/bluespace(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/medigels
-	name = "box of medical gels"
-	desc = "A box full of medical gel applicators, with unscrewable caps and precision spray heads."
-	illustration = "medgel"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/medigels/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel( src )
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/injectors
-	name = "box of DNA injectors"
-	desc = "This box contains injectors, it seems."
-	illustration = "dna"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/injectors/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/dnainjector/h2m = 3,
-		/obj/item/dnainjector/m2h = 3)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/flashbangs
-	name = "box of flashbangs (WARNING)"
-	desc = "<B>WARNING: These devices are extremely dangerous and can cause blindness or deafness in repeated use.</B>"
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "flashbang"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/flashbangs/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/grenade/flashbang(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stingbangs
-	name = "box of stingbangs (WARNING)"
-	desc = "<B>WARNING: These devices are extremely dangerous and can cause severe injuries or death in repeated use.</B>"
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "flashbang"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stingbangs/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-		new /obj/item/grenade/stingbang(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/flashes
-	name = "box of flashbulbs"
-	desc = "<B>WARNING: Flashes can cause serious eye damage, protective eyewear is required.</B>"
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "flash"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/flashes/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new /obj/item/assembly/flash/handheld(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/wall_flash
-	name = "wall-mounted flash kit"
-	desc = "This box contains everything necessary to build a wall-mounted flash. <B>WARNING: Flashes can cause serious eye damage, protective eyewear is required.</B>"
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "flash"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/wall_flash/PopulateContents()
-	var/id = rand(1000, 9999)
-	// FIXME what if this conflicts with an existing one?
-
-	new /obj/item/wallframe/button(src)
-	new /obj/item/electronics/airlock(src)
-	var/obj/item/assembly/control/flasher/remote = new(src)
-	remote.id = id
-	var/obj/item/wallframe/flasher/frame = new(src)
-	frame.id = id
-	new /obj/item/assembly/flash/handheld(src)
-	new /obj/item/screwdriver(src)
-
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/teargas
-	name = "box of tear gas grenades (WARNING)"
-	desc = "<B>WARNING: These devices are extremely dangerous and can cause blindness and skin irritation.</B>"
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "grenade"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/teargas/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/teargas(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/emps
-	name = "box of emp grenades"
-	desc = "A box with 5 emp grenades."
-	illustration = "emp"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/emps/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-		new /obj/item/grenade/empgrenade(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/trackimp
-	name = "boxed tracking implant kit"
-	desc = "Box full of scum-bag tracking utensils."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "implant"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/trackimp/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/implantcase/tracking = 4,
-		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
-		/obj/item/implantpad = 1,
-		/obj/item/locator = 1)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/minertracker
-	name = "boxed tracking implant kit"
-	desc = "For finding those who have died on the accursed lavaworld."
-	illustration = "implant"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/minertracker/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/implantcase/tracking = 3,
-		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
-		/obj/item/implantpad = 1,
-		/obj/item/locator = 1)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/chemimp
-	name = "boxed chemical implant kit"
-	desc = "Box of stuff used to implant chemicals."
-	illustration = "implant"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/chemimp/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/implantcase/chem = 5,
-		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
-		/obj/item/implantpad = 1)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/exileimp
-	name = "boxed exile implant kit"
-	desc = "Box of exile implants. It has a picture of a clown being booted through the Gateway."
-	illustration = "implant"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/exileimp/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/implantcase/exile = 5,
-		/obj/item/implanter = 1)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/bodybags
-	name = "body bags"
-	desc = "The label indicates that it contains body bags."
-	illustration = "bodybags"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/bodybags/PopulateContents()
-	..()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/bodybag(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/rxglasses
-	name = "box of prescription glasses"
-	desc = "This box contains nerd glasses."
-	illustration = "glasses"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/rxglasses/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/drinkingglasses
-	name = "box of drinking glasses"
-	desc = "It has a picture of drinking glasses on it."
-	illustration = "drinkglass"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/drinkingglasses/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/drinkingglass(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/condimentbottles
-	name = "box of condiment bottles"
-	desc = "It has a large ketchup smear on it."
-	illustration = "condiment"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/condimentbottles/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/cups
-	name = "box of paper cups"
-	desc = "It has pictures of paper cups on the front."
-	illustration = "cup"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/cups/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/sillycup( src )
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets
-	name = "box of donk-pockets"
-	desc = "<B>Instructions:</B> <I>Heat in microwave. Product will stay perpetually warmed with cutting edge Donk Co. technology.</I>"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketbox"
-	illustration = null
-	var/donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new donktype(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/donkpocket))
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketspicy
-	name = "box of spicy-flavoured donk-pockets"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketboxspicy"
-	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/spicy
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketteriyaki
-	name = "box of teriyaki-flavoured donk-pockets"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketboxteriyaki"
-	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/teriyaki
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketpizza
-	name = "box of pizza-flavoured donk-pockets"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketboxpizza"
-	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/pizza
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketgondola
-	name = "box of gondola-flavoured donk-pockets"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketboxgondola"
-	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/gondola
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketberry
-	name = "box of berry-flavoured donk-pockets"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketboxberry"
-	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/berry
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpockethonk
-	name = "box of banana-flavoured donk-pockets"
-	icon_state = "donkpocketboxbanana"
-	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/honk
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes
-	name = "monkey cube box"
-	desc = "Drymate brand monkey cubes. Just add water!"
-	icon_state = "monkeycubebox"
-	illustration = null
-	var/cube_type = /obj/item/food/monkeycube
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.max_slots = 7
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/monkeycube))
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-		new cube_type(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/syndicate
-	desc = "Waffle Co. brand monkey cubes. Just add water and a dash of subterfuge!"
-	cube_type = /obj/item/food/monkeycube/syndicate
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gorillacubes
-	name = "gorilla cube box"
-	desc = "Waffle Co. brand gorilla cubes. Do not taunt."
-	icon_state = "monkeycubebox"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gorillacubes/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.max_slots = 3
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/monkeycube))
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gorillacubes/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new /obj/item/food/monkeycube/gorilla(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ids
-	name = "box of spare IDs"
-	desc = "Has so many empty IDs."
-	illustration = "id"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ids/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/card/id/advanced(src)
-
-//Some spare PDAs in a box
-/obj/item/storage/box/pdas
-	name = "spare PDAs"
-	desc = "A box of spare PDA microcomputers."
-	illustration = "pda"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/pdas/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
-		new /obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/pda(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/silver_ids
-	name = "box of spare silver IDs"
-	desc = "Shiny IDs for important people."
-	illustration = "id"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/silver_ids/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/silver(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/prisoner
-	name = "box of prisoner IDs"
-	desc = "Take away their last shred of dignity, their name."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "id"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/prisoner/PopulateContents()
-	..()
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/one(src)
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/two(src)
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/three(src)
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/four(src)
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/five(src)
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/six(src)
-	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/seven(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/seccarts
-	name = "box of PDA security cartridges"
-	desc = "A box full of PDA cartridges used by Security."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "pda"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/seccarts/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new /obj/item/computer_hardware/hard_drive/portable/security(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins
-	name = "box of standard firing pins"
-	desc = "A box full of standard firing pins, to allow newly-developed firearms to operate."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "firingpin"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-		new /obj/item/firing_pin(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins/paywall
-	name = "box of paywall firing pins"
-	desc = "A box full of paywall firing pins, to allow newly-developed firearms to operate behind a custom-set paywall."
-	illustration = "firingpin"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins/paywall/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-		new /obj/item/firing_pin/paywall(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lasertagpins
-	name = "box of laser tag firing pins"
-	desc = "A box full of laser tag firing pins, to allow newly-developed firearms to require wearing brightly coloured plastic armor before being able to be used."
-	illustration = "firingpin"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lasertagpins/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new /obj/item/firing_pin/tag/red(src)
-		new /obj/item/firing_pin/tag/blue(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/handcuffs
-	name = "box of spare handcuffs"
-	desc = "A box full of handcuffs."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "handcuff"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/handcuffs/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/zipties
-	name = "box of spare zipties"
-	desc = "A box full of zipties."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "handcuff"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/zipties/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/cable/zipties(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/alienhandcuffs
-	name = "box of spare handcuffs"
-	desc = "A box full of handcuffs."
-	icon_state = "alienbox"
-	illustration = "handcuff"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/alienhandcuffs/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/alien(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fakesyndiesuit
-	name = "boxed space suit and helmet"
-	desc = "A sleek, sturdy box used to hold replica spacesuits."
-	icon_state = "syndiebox"
-	illustration = "syndiesuit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fakesyndiesuit/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/syndicatefake(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/syndicatefake(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mousetraps
-	name = "box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps"
-	desc = "<span class='alert'>Keep out of reach of children.</span>"
-	illustration = "mousetrap"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mousetraps/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new /obj/item/assembly/mousetrap(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/pillbottles
-	name = "box of pill bottles"
-	desc = "It has pictures of pill bottles on its front."
-	illustration = "pillbox"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/pillbottles/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/storage/pill_bottle(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/snappops
-	name = "snap pop box"
-	desc = "Eight wrappers of fun! Ages 8 and up. Not suitable for children."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toys/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "spbox"
-	illustration = ""
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/snappops/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/toy/snappop))
-	atom_storage.max_slots = 8
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/snappops/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 8)
-		new /obj/item/toy/snappop(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/matches
-	name = "matchbox"
-	desc = "A small box of Almost But Not Quite Plasma Premium Matches."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi'
-	icon_state = "matchbox"
-	inhand_icon_state = "zippo"
-	worn_icon_state = "lighter"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
-	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/matchbox_drop.ogg'
-	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/matchbox_pickup.ogg'
-	custom_price = PAYCHECK_CREW * 0.4
-	base_icon_state = "matchbox"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/matches/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.max_slots = 10
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/match))
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/matches/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 10)
-		new /obj/item/match(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/matches/attackby(obj/item/match/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/match))
-		W.matchignite()
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/matches/update_icon_state()
-	. = ..()
-	switch(length(contents))
-		if(10)
-			icon_state = base_icon_state
-		if(5 to 9)
-			icon_state = "[base_icon_state]_almostfull"
-		if(1 to 4)
-			icon_state = "[base_icon_state]_almostempty"
-		if(0)
-			icon_state = "[base_icon_state]_e"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights
-	name = "box of replacement bulbs"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/storage/storage.dmi'
-	illustration = "light"
-	desc = "This box is shaped on the inside so that only light tubes and bulbs fit."
-	inhand_icon_state = "syringe_kit"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
-	foldable = /obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard //BubbleWrap
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.max_slots = 21
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/light/tube, /obj/item/light/bulb))
-	atom_storage.max_total_storage = 21
-	atom_storage.allow_quick_gather = FALSE //temp workaround to re-enable filling the light replacer with the box
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights/bulbs/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 21)
-		new /obj/item/light/bulb(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights/tubes
-	name = "box of replacement tubes"
-	illustration = "lighttube"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights/tubes/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 21)
-		new /obj/item/light/tube(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed
-	name = "box of replacement lights"
-	illustration = "lightmixed"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 14)
-		new /obj/item/light/tube(src)
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/light/bulb(src)
-
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/deputy
-	name = "box of deputy armbands"
-	desc = "To be issued to those authorized to act as deputy of security."
-	icon_state = "secbox"
-	illustration = "depband"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/deputy/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/armband/deputy(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/metalfoam
-	name = "box of metal foam grenades"
-	desc = "To be used to rapidly seal hull breaches."
-	illustration = "grenade"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/metalfoam/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/metalfoam(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/smart_metal_foam
-	name = "box of smart metal foam grenades"
-	desc = "Used to rapidly seal hull breaches. This variety conforms to the walls of its area."
-	illustration = "grenade"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/smart_metal_foam/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/smart_metal_foam(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug
-	name = "box of hugs"
-	desc = "A special box for sensitive people."
-	icon_state = "hugbox"
-	illustration = "heart"
-	foldable = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] clamps the box of hugs on [user.p_their()] jugular! Guess it wasn't such a hugbox after all.."))
-	return (BRUTELOSS)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/attack_self(mob/user)
-	..()
-	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
-	playsound(loc, SFX_RUSTLE, 50, TRUE, -5)
-	user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] hugs \the [src]."),span_notice("You hug \the [src]."))
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/black
-	icon_state = "hugbox_black"
-	illustration = "heart_black"
-
-/////clown box & honkbot assembly
-/obj/item/storage/box/clown
-	name = "clown box"
-	desc = "A colorful cardboard box for the clown"
-	illustration = "clown"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/clown/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
-	if((istype(I, /obj/item/bodypart/l_arm/robot)) || (istype(I, /obj/item/bodypart/r_arm/robot)))
-		if(contents.len) //prevent accidently deleting contents
-			balloon_alert(user, "items inside!")
-			return
-		if(!user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(I))
-			return
-		qdel(I)
-		balloon_alert(user, "wheels added, honk!")
-		var/obj/item/bot_assembly/honkbot/A = new
-		qdel(src)
-		user.put_in_hands(A)
-	else
-		return ..()
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/clown/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] opens [src] and gets consumed by [p_them()]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
-	playsound(user, 'sound/misc/scary_horn.ogg', 70, vary = TRUE)
-	var/obj/item/clothing/head/mob_holder/consumed = new(src, user)
-	user.forceMove(consumed)
-	consumed.desc = "It's [user.real_name]! It looks like [user.p_they()] committed suicide!"
-	return OXYLOSS
-
-//////
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/medical/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack(src)
-	new /obj/item/stack/medical/ointment(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
-
-// Clown survival box
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/survival/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
-
-	if(!isplasmaman(loc))
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src)
-	else
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
-
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_PREMIUM_INTERNALS))
-		new /obj/item/flashlight/flare(src)
-		new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/black/survival/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
-
-	if(!isplasmaman(loc))
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src)
-	else
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
-
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_PREMIUM_INTERNALS))
-		new /obj/item/flashlight/flare(src)
-		new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/plushes
-	name = "tactical cuddle kit"
-	desc = "A lovely little box filled with soft, cute plushies, perfect for calming down people who have just suffered a traumatic event. Legend has it there's a special part of hell \
-	for Medical Officers who just take the box for themselves."
-
-	/// the plushies that aren't of things trying to kill you
-	var/list/static/approved_by_corporate = list(/obj/item/toy/plush/carpplushie, // well, maybe they can be something that tries to kill you a little bit
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie,
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/lizard_plushie,
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/snakeplushie,
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/plasmamanplushie,
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/beeplushie,
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/moth,
-		/obj/item/toy/plush/pkplush)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hug/plushes/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		var/plush_path = pick(approved_by_corporate)
-		new plush_path(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot
-	name = "box of rubber shots"
-	desc = "A box full of rubber shots, designed for riot shotguns."
-	icon_state = "rubbershot_box"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/rubbershot(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lethalshot
-	name = "box of lethal shotgun shots"
-	desc = "A box full of lethal shots, designed for riot shotguns."
-	icon_state = "lethalshot_box"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/lethalshot/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/buckshot(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beanbag
-	name = "box of beanbags"
-	desc = "A box full of beanbag shells."
-	icon_state = "beanbagshot_box"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/beanbag/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
-		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/beanbag(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/actionfigure
-	name = "box of action figures"
-	desc = "The latest set of collectable action figures."
-	icon_state = "box"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/actionfigure/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
-		var/randomFigure = pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/figure))
-		new randomFigure(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack
-	name = "paper sack"
-	desc = "A sack neatly crafted out of paper."
-	icon_state = "paperbag_None"
-	inhand_icon_state = "paperbag_None"
-	illustration = null
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-	foldable = null
-	/// A list of all available papersack reskins
-	var/list/papersack_designs = list()
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	papersack_designs = sort_list(list(
-		"None" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_None"),
-		"NanotrasenStandard" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_NanotrasenStandard"),
-		"SyndiSnacks" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_SyndiSnacks"),
-		"Heart" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_Heart"),
-		"SmileyFace" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_SmileyFace")
-		))
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/update_icon_state()
-	if(contents.len == 0)
-		icon_state = "[inhand_icon_state]"
-	else
-		icon_state = "[inhand_icon_state]_closed"
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/pen))
-		var/choice = show_radial_menu(user, src , papersack_designs, custom_check = CALLBACK(src, .proc/check_menu, user, W), radius = 36, require_near = TRUE)
-		if(!choice)
-			return FALSE
-		if(icon_state == "paperbag_[choice]")
-			return FALSE
-		switch(choice)
-			if("None")
-				desc = "A sack neatly crafted out of paper."
-			if("NanotrasenStandard")
-				desc = "A standard Nanotrasen paper lunch sack for loyal employees on the go."
-			if("SyndiSnacks")
-				desc = "The design on this paper sack is a remnant of the notorious 'SyndieSnacks' program."
-			if("Heart")
-				desc = "A paper sack with a heart etched onto the side."
-			if("SmileyFace")
-				desc = "A paper sack with a crude smile etched onto the side."
-			else
-				return FALSE
-		balloon_alert(user, "modified")
-		icon_state = "paperbag_[choice]"
-		inhand_icon_state = "paperbag_[choice]"
-		return FALSE
-	else if(W.get_sharpness())
-		if(!contents.len)
-			if(inhand_icon_state == "paperbag_None")
-				user.show_message(span_notice("You cut eyeholes into [src]."), MSG_VISUAL)
-				new /obj/item/clothing/head/papersack(user.loc)
-				qdel(src)
-				return FALSE
-			else if(inhand_icon_state == "paperbag_SmileyFace")
-				user.show_message(span_notice("You cut eyeholes into [src] and modify the design."), MSG_VISUAL)
-				new /obj/item/clothing/head/papersack/smiley(user.loc)
-				qdel(src)
-				return FALSE
-	return ..()
-
-/**
- * check_menu: Checks if we are allowed to interact with a radial menu
- *
- * Arguments:
- * * user The mob interacting with a menu
- * * P The pen used to interact with a menu
- */
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/proc/check_menu(mob/user, obj/item/pen/P)
-	if(!istype(user))
-		return FALSE
-	if(user.incapacitated())
-		return FALSE
-	if(contents.len)
-		balloon_alert(user, "items inside!")
-		return FALSE
-	if(!P || !user.is_holding(P))
-		balloon_alert(user, "needs pen!")
-		return FALSE
-	return TRUE
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/meat
-	desc = "It's slightly moist and smells like a slaughterhouse."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/meat/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/food/meat/slab(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/emptysandbags
-	name = "box of empty sandbags"
-	illustration = "sandbag"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/emptysandbags/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/emptysandbag(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/rndboards
-	name = "\proper the liberator's legacy"
-	desc = "A box containing a gift for worthy golems."
-	illustration = "scicircuit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/rndboards/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/protolathe/offstation(src)
-	new /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/destructive_analyzer(src)
-	new /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/circuit_imprinter/offstation(src)
-	new /obj/item/circuitboard/computer/rdconsole(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/silver_sulf
-	name = "box of silver sulfadiazine patches"
-	desc = "Contains patches used to treat burns."
-	illustration = "firepatch"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/silver_sulf/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/patch/aiuri(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fountainpens
-	name = "box of fountain pens"
-	illustration = "fpen"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fountainpens/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/pen/fountain(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy_grenades
-	name = "box of holy hand grenades"
-	desc = "Contains several grenades used to rapidly purge heresy."
-	illustration = "grenade"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy_grenades/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/holy(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/basic //for ruins where it's a bad idea to give access to an autolathe/protolathe, but still want to make stock parts accessible
-	name = "box of stock parts"
-	desc = "Contains a variety of basic stock parts."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/basic/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/capacitor = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/scanning_module = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/micro_laser = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin = 3)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/deluxe
-	name = "box of deluxe stock parts"
-	desc = "Contains a variety of deluxe stock parts."
-	icon_state = "syndiebox"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/deluxe/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/capacitor/quadratic = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/scanning_module/triphasic = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator/femto = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/micro_laser/quadultra = 3,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin/bluespace = 3)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/space_dragon/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/dna_probe/carp_scanner(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/carp_costume/spaceproof/old(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/carp(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/dishdrive
-	name = "DIY Dish Drive Kit"
-	desc = "Contains everything you need to build your own Dish Drive!"
-	custom_premium_price = PAYCHECK_CREW * 3
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/dishdrive/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/five = 1,
-		/obj/item/stack/cable_coil/five = 1,
-		/obj/item/circuitboard/machine/dish_drive = 1,
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass = 1,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator = 1,
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin = 2,
-		/obj/item/screwdriver = 1,
-		/obj/item/wrench = 1)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/material
-	name = "box of materials"
-	illustration = "implant"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/material/PopulateContents() //less uranium because radioactive
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/fifty=1,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/fifty=1,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/rglass=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plasmaglass=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/titaniumglass=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastitaniumglass=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plasteel=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plastitanium=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/titanium=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/silver=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium=20,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/bluespace_crystal=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/bananium=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/wood=50,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/fifty=1,\
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/runed_metal/fifty=1
-		)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/debugtools
-	name = "box of debug tools"
-	icon_state = "syndiebox"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/debugtools/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/flashlight/emp/debug=1,\
-		/obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/pda=1,\
-		/obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/preset/advanced=1,\
-		/obj/item/geiger_counter=1,\
-		/obj/item/construction/rcd/combat/admin=1,\
-		/obj/item/pipe_dispenser=1,\
-		/obj/item/card/emag=1,\
-		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000=50,\
-		/obj/item/healthanalyzer/advanced=1,\
-		/obj/item/disk/tech_disk/debug=1,\
-		/obj/item/uplink/debug=1,\
-		/obj/item/uplink/nuclear/debug=1,\
-		/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/bluespace=1,\
-		/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/variety=1,\
-		/obj/item/storage/box/material=1
-		)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/plastic
-	name = "plastic box"
-	desc = "It's a solid, plastic shell box."
-	icon_state = "plasticbox"
-	foldable = null
-	illustration = "writing"
-	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/plastic = 1000) //You lose most if recycled.
-
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks
-	name = "box of fireworks"
-	desc = "Contains an assortment of fireworks."
-	illustration = "sparkler"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new/obj/item/sparkler(src)
-		new/obj/item/grenade/firecracker(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/snappop(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks/dangerous
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks/dangerous/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new/obj/item/sparkler(src)
-		new/obj/item/grenade/firecracker(src)
-	if(prob(20))
-		new /obj/item/grenade/frag(src)
-	else
-		new /obj/item/toy/snappop(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/firecrackers
-	name = "box of firecrackers"
-	desc = "A box filled with illegal firecracker. You wonder who still makes these."
-	icon_state = "syndiebox"
-	illustration = "firecracker"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/firecrackers/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new/obj/item/grenade/firecracker(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/sparklers
-	name = "box of sparklers"
-	desc = "A box of NT brand sparklers, burns hot even in the cold of space-winter."
-	illustration = "sparkler"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/sparklers/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new/obj/item/sparkler(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum
-	name = "bubblegum packet"
-	desc = "The packaging is entirely in japanese, apparently. You can't make out a single word of it."
-	icon_state = "bubblegum_generic"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	illustration = null
-	foldable = null
-	custom_price = PAYCHECK_CREW
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/bubblegum))
-	atom_storage.max_slots = 4
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
-		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/nicotine
-	name = "nicotine gum packet"
-	desc = "Designed to help with nicotine addiction and oral fixation all at once without destroying your lungs in the process. Mint flavored!"
-	icon_state = "bubblegum_nicotine"
-	custom_premium_price = PAYCHECK_CREW * 1.5
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/nicotine/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
-		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum/nicotine(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness
-	name = "HP+ gum packet"
-	desc = "A seemingly homemade packaging with an odd smell. It has a weird drawing of a smiling face sticking out its tongue."
-	icon_state = "bubblegum_happiness"
-	custom_price = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 3
-	custom_premium_price = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 3
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	if (prob(25))
-		desc += " You can faintly make out the word 'Hemopagopril' was once scribbled on it."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
-		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum/happiness(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/bubblegum
-	name = "bubblegum gum packet"
-	desc = "The packaging is entirely in Demonic, apparently. You feel like even opening this would be a sin."
-	icon_state = "bubblegum_bubblegum"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/gum/bubblegum/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
-		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum/bubblegum(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/shipping
-	name = "box of shipping supplies"
-	desc = "Contains several scanners and labelers for shipping things. Wrapping Paper not included."
-	illustration = "shipping"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/shipping/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/dest_tagger=1,\
-		/obj/item/sales_tagger=1,\
-		/obj/item/export_scanner=1,\
-		/obj/item/stack/package_wrap/small=2,\
-		/obj/item/stack/wrapping_paper/small=1
-		)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips
-	name = "box of skillchips"
-	desc = "Contains one copy of every skillchip"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/PopulateContents()
-	var/list/skillchips = subtypesof(/obj/item/skillchip)
-
-	for(var/skillchip in skillchips)
-		new skillchip(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/science
-	name = "box of science job skillchips"
-	desc = "Contains spares of every science job skillchip."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/science/PopulateContents()
-	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/roboticist(src)
-	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/roboticist(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/engineering
-	name = "box of engineering job skillchips"
-	desc = "Contains spares of every engineering job skillchip."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/engineering/PopulateContents()
-	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/engineer(src)
-	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/engineer(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/swab
-	name = "box of microbiological swabs"
-	desc = "Contains a number of sterile swabs for collecting microbiological samples."
-	illustration = "swab"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/swab/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/swab(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/petridish
-	name = "box of petridishes"
-	desc = "This box purports to contain a number of high rim petridishes."
-	illustration = "petridish"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/petridish/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/petri_dish(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/plumbing
-	name = "box of plumbing supplies"
-	desc = "Contains a small supply of pipes, water recyclers, and iron to connect to the rest of the station."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/plumbing/PopulateContents()
-	var/list/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/stock_parts/water_recycler = 2,
-		/obj/item/stack/ducts/fifty = 1,
-		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/ten = 1,
-		)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside, src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tail_pin
-	name = "pin the tail on the corgi supplies"
-	desc = "For ages 10 and up. ...Why is this even on a space station? Aren't you a little old for babby games?" //Intentional typo.
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tail_pin/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new /obj/item/poster/tail_board(src)
-		new /obj/item/tail_pin(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/emergencytank
-	name = "emergency oxygen tank box"
-	desc = "A box of emergency oxygen tanks."
-	illustration = "emergencytank"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/emergencytank/PopulateContents()
-	..()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src) //in case anyone ever wants to do anything with spawning them, apart from crafting the box
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/engitank
-	name = "extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank box"
-	desc = "A box of extended-capacity emergency oxygen tanks."
-	illustration = "extendedtank"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/engitank/PopulateContents()
-	..()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi(src) //in case anyone ever wants to do anything with spawning them, apart from crafting the box
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stabilized //every single stabilized extract from xenobiology
-	name = "box of stabilized extracts"
-	icon_state = "syndiebox"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/stabilized/PopulateContents()
-	var/static/items_inside = list(
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/grey=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/orange=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/purple=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/blue=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/metal=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/yellow=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/darkpurple=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/darkblue=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/silver=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/bluespace=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/sepia=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/cerulean=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/pyrite=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/red=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/green=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/pink=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/gold=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/oil=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/black=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/lightpink=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/adamantine=1,\
-		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/rainbow=1,\
-		)
-	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients //This box is for the randomly chosen version the chef used to spawn with, it shouldn't actually exist.
-	name = "ingredients box"
-	illustration = "fruit"
-	var/theme_name
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	if(theme_name)
-		name = "[name] ([theme_name])"
-		desc = "A box containing supplementary ingredients for the aspiring chef. The box's theme is '[theme_name]'."
-		inhand_icon_state = "syringe_kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/wildcard
-	theme_name = "wildcard"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/wildcard/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
-		var/randomFood = pick(/obj/item/food/grown/chili,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/tomato,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/carrot,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/potato,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/potato/sweet,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/apple,
-							  /obj/item/food/chocolatebar,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/cherries,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/banana,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/cabbage,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/soybeans,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/corn,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/mushroom/plumphelmet,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/mushroom/chanterelle,
-							  /obj/item/food/grown/cucumber)
-		new randomFood(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fiesta
-	theme_name = "fiesta"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fiesta/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/food/tortilla(src)
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/corn(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/soybeans(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/chili(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/italian
-	theme_name = "italian"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/italian/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/meatball(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/wine(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/vegetarian
-	theme_name = "vegetarian"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/vegetarian/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/carrot(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/eggplant(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/potato(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/apple(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/corn(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/american
-	theme_name = "american"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/american/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/potato(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/corn(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/meatball(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fruity
-	theme_name = "fruity"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fruity/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/apple(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/citrus/orange(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/citrus/lemon(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/citrus/lime(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/watermelon(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/sweets
-	theme_name = "sweets"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/sweets/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/cherries(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/banana(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/chocolatebar(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/cocoapod(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/apple(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/delights
-	theme_name = "delights"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/delights/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/potato/sweet(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/bluecherries(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/vanillapod(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/cocoapod(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/berries(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/grains
-	theme_name = "grains"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/grains/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/oat(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/wheat(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/cocoapod(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/honeycomb(src)
-	new /obj/item/seeds/poppy(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/carnivore
-	theme_name = "carnivore"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/carnivore/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/spidereggs(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/corgi(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/meatball(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/exotic
-	theme_name = "exotic"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/exotic/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/carp(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/soybeans(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/grown/cabbage(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/chili(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/seafood
-	theme_name = "seafood"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/seafood/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
-		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/carp(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/armorfish(src)
-		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/moonfish(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/gunner_jellyfish(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/salads
-	theme_name = "salads"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/salads/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/onion/red(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/onion/red(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/cabbage(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/carrot(src)
-	new /obj/item/food/grown/olive(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/quality_oil(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random
-	theme_name = "random"
-	desc = "This box should not exist, contact the proper authorities."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random/Initialize(mapload)
-	.=..()
-	var/chosen_box = pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients) - /obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random)
-	new chosen_box(loc)
-	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero
-	name = "Courageous Tomb Raider - 1940's."
-	desc = "This legendary figure of still dubious historical accuracy is thought to have been a world-famous archeologist who embarked on countless adventures in far away lands, along with his trademark whip and fedora hat."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/curator(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/jacket/curator(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/civilian/curator/treasure_hunter(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/workboots/mining(src)
-	new /obj/item/melee/curator_whip(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/astronaut
-	name = "First Man on the Moon - 1960's."
-	desc = "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. Relive the beginnings of space exploration with this fully functional set of vintage EVA equipment."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/astronaut/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/nasavoid(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/nasavoid(src)
-	new /obj/item/tank/internals/oxygen(src)
-	new /obj/item/gps(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/scottish
-	name = "Braveheart, the Scottish rebel - 1300's."
-	desc = "Seemingly a legendary figure in the battle for Scottish independence, this historical figure is closely associated with blue facepaint, big swords, strange man skirts, and his ever enduring catchphrase: 'FREEDOM!!'"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/scottish/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/kilt(src)
-	new /obj/item/claymore/weak/ceremonial(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/carphunter
-	name = "Carp Hunter, Wildlife Expert - 2506."
-	desc = "Despite his nickname, this wildlife expert was mainly known as a passionate environmentalist and conservationist, often coming in contact with dangerous wildlife to teach about the beauty of nature."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/carphunter/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/carp_costume/spaceproof/old(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/carp(src)
-	new /obj/item/knife/hunting(src)
-	new /obj/item/storage/box/papersack/meat(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/mothpioneer
-	name = "Mothic Fleet Pioneer - 2100's."
-	desc = "Some claim that the fleet engineers are directly responsible for most modern advancements in spacefaring designs. Although the exact details of their past contributions are somewhat fuzzy, their ingenuity remains unmatched and unquestioned to this day."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/mothpioneer/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/mothcoat/original(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/mothcap(src)
-	new /obj/item/flashlight/lantern(src)
-	new /obj/item/screwdriver(src)
-	new /obj/item/wrench(src)
-	new /obj/item/crowbar(src)
-	new /obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/fifty(src)
-	new /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/fifty(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/etherealwarden
-	name = "Ethereal Trailwarden - 2450's."
-	desc = "Many fantastical stories are told of valiant trail wardens, even by offworlders who, thanks to their guidance, avoided an untimely demise while traveling the sometimes treacherous roads of Sprout. In truth their job entails far more walking and fixing roads than slaying dragons, but it is no less important and well respected: keeping the roads and trails safe and well maintained is for many settlements a matter of survival."
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/hero/etherealwarden/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ethereal_raincoat/trailwarden(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/under/ethereal_tunic/trailwarden(src)
-	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/saddlepack(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/clock
-	name = "Forgotten kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/clock/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/clock(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/clock(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy
-	name = "Templar Kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/templar(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/student
-	name = "Profane Scholar Kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/student/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/studentuni(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/cage(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/sentinel
-	name = "Stone Sentinel Kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/sentinel/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/ancient(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/ancient(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/witchhunter
-	name = "Witchhunter Kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/witchhunter/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/witchhunter(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/witchunter_hat(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/adept
-	name = "Divine Adept Kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/adept/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/adept(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/adept(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/follower
-	name = "Followers of the Chaplain Kit"
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/holy/follower/PopulateContents()
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie/leader(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_rations
-	name = "Mothic Rations Pack"
-	desc = "A box containing a few rations and some Activin gum, for keeping a starving moth going."
-	icon_state = "moth_package"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_rations/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		var/randomFood = pick_weight(list(/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar = 10,
-							  /obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/cheese = 5,
-							  /obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/mint = 5,
-							  /obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/neapolitan = 5,
-							  /obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/wonka = 1))
-		new randomFood(src)
-	new /obj/item/storage/box/gum/wake_up(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_goods
-	name = "Tiziran Farm-Fresh Pack"
-	desc = "A box containing an assortment of fresh Tiziran goods- perfect for making the foods of the Lizard Empire."
-	icon_state = "lizard_package"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_goods/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 12)
-		var/randomFood = pick_weight(list(/obj/item/food/grown/korta_nut = 10,
-										  /obj/item/food/rootroll = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/root_flatbread = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/spaghetti/nizaya = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/moonfish_caviar = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/liver_pate = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/lizard_dumplings = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/grown/korta_nut/sweet = 2,
-										  /obj/item/food/grown/ash_flora/seraka = 2,
-										  /obj/item/food/bread/root = 2))
-		new randomFood(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_cans
-	name = "Tiziran Canned Goods Pack"
-	desc = "A box containing an assortment of canned Tiziran goods- to be eaten as is, or used in cooking."
-	icon_state = "lizard_package"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_cans/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 8)
-		var/randomFood = pick_weight(list(/obj/item/food/desert_snails = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/larvae = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/canned_jellyfish = 5))
-		new randomFood(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_meats
-	name = "Tiziran Meatmarket Pack"
-	desc = "A box containing an assortment of fresh-frozen Tiziran meats and fish- the keys to lizard cooking."
-	icon_state = "lizard_package"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_meats/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 10)
-		var/randomFood = pick_weight(list(/obj/item/food/meat/slab = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/fishmeat/moonfish = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/fishmeat/armorfish = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/fishmeat/gunner_jellyfish = 5))
-		new randomFood(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_goods
-	name = "Mothic Farm-Fresh Pack"
-	desc = "A box containing an assortment of Mothic cooking supplies."
-	icon_state = "moth_package"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_goods/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 12)
-		var/randomFood = pick_weight(list(/obj/item/food/grown/toechtauese = 10,
-										  /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/cornmeal = 5,
-										  /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/yoghurt = 5,
-										  /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/quality_oil = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/cheese/mozzarella = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/cheese/firm_cheese = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/cheese/wheel = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/cheese/cheese_curds = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/cheese/curd_cheese = 5))
-		new randomFood(src)
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_cans_sauces
-	name = "Mothic Pantry Pack"
-	desc = "A box containing an assortment of Mothic canned goods and premade sauces."
-	icon_state = "moth_package"
-	illustration = null
-
-/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_cans_sauces/PopulateContents()
-	for(var/i in 1 to 8)
-		var/randomFood = pick_weight(list(/obj/item/food/tomato_sauce = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/bechamel_sauce = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/pesto = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/canned/tomatoes = 5,
-										  /obj/item/food/canned/pine_nuts = 5))
-		new randomFood(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..12de4c3fbec
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@
+/// The common cardboard box.
+/obj/item/storage/box
+	name = "box"
+	desc = "It's just an ordinary box."
+	icon_state = "box"
+	inhand_icon_state = "syringe_kit"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboardbox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboardbox_pickup.ogg'
+	/// What material do we get when we fold this box?
+	var/foldable = /obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard
+	/// What drawing will we get on the face of the box?
+	var/illustration = "writing"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	update_appearance()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/head/myhead = user.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+	if(myhead)
+		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] puts [user.p_their()] head into \the [src] and begins closing it! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+		myhead.dismember()
+		myhead.forceMove(src) //force your enemies to kill themselves with your head collection box!
+		playsound(user, "desecration-01.ogg", 50, TRUE, -1)
+		return BRUTELOSS
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is beating [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/update_overlays()
+	. = ..()
+	if(illustration)
+		. += illustration
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/attack_self(mob/user)
+	..()
+
+	if(!foldable || (flags_1 & HOLOGRAM_1))
+		return
+	if(contents.len)
+		balloon_alert(user, "items inside!")
+		return
+	if(!ispath(foldable))
+		return
+
+	balloon_alert(user, "folded")
+	var/obj/item/I = new foldable
+	qdel(src)
+	user.put_in_hands(I)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/stack/package_wrap))
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/cargo_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/cargo_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..08db06660bd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/cargo_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+// This file contains all boxes used by the Cargo department and its purpose on the station.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/shipping
+	name = "box of shipping supplies"
+	desc = "Contains several scanners and labelers for shipping things. Wrapping Paper not included."
+	illustration = "shipping"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/shipping/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/dest_tagger=1,
+		/obj/item/export_scanner=1,
+		/obj/item/sales_tagger=1,
+		/obj/item/stack/package_wrap/small=2,
+		/obj/item/stack/wrapping_paper/small=1,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/clothes_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/clothes_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..28b9076b717
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/clothes_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,170 @@
+// This contains all boxes that will possess something wearable, like an outfit or something similar.area
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gloves
+	name = "box of latex gloves"
+	desc = "Contains sterile latex gloves."
+	illustration = "latex"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gloves/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/latex(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/masks
+	name = "box of sterile masks"
+	desc = "This box contains sterile medical masks."
+	illustration = "sterile"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/masks/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/rxglasses
+	name = "box of prescription glasses"
+	desc = "This box contains nerd glasses."
+	illustration = "glasses"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/rxglasses/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fakesyndiesuit
+	name = "boxed space suit and helmet"
+	desc = "A sleek, sturdy box used to hold replica spacesuits."
+	icon_state = "syndiebox"
+	illustration = "syndiesuit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fakesyndiesuit/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/syndicatefake(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/syndicatefake(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/space_dragon/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/dna_probe/carp_scanner(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/carp_costume/spaceproof/old(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/carp(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/deputy
+	name = "box of deputy armbands"
+	desc = "To be issued to those authorized to act as deputy of security."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "depband"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/deputy/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/armband/deputy(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero
+	name = "Courageous Tomb Raider - 1940's."
+	desc = "This legendary figure of still dubious historical accuracy is thought to have been a world-famous archeologist who embarked on countless adventures in far away lands, along with his trademark whip and fedora hat."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/curator(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/workboots/mining(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/jacket/curator(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/civilian/curator/treasure_hunter(src)
+	new /obj/item/melee/curator_whip(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/astronaut
+	name = "First Man on the Moon - 1960's."
+	desc = "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. Relive the beginnings of space exploration with this fully functional set of vintage EVA equipment."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/astronaut/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/nasavoid(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/nasavoid(src)
+	new /obj/item/tank/internals/oxygen(src)
+	new /obj/item/gps(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/scottish
+	name = "Braveheart, the Scottish rebel - 1300's."
+	desc = "Seemingly a legendary figure in the battle for Scottish independence, this historical figure is closely associated with blue facepaint, big swords, strange man skirts, and his ever enduring catchphrase: 'FREEDOM!!'"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/scottish/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/claymore/weak/ceremonial(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/kilt(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/carphunter
+	name = "Carp Hunter, Wildlife Expert - 2506."
+	desc = "Despite his nickname, this wildlife expert was mainly known as a passionate environmentalist and conservationist, often coming in contact with dangerous wildlife to teach about the beauty of nature."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/carphunter/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/carp(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/carp_costume/spaceproof/old(src)
+	new /obj/item/knife/hunting(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/box/papersack/meat(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/mothpioneer
+	name = "Mothic Fleet Pioneer - 2100's."
+	desc = "Some claim that the fleet engineers are directly responsible for most modern advancements in spacefaring designs. Although the exact details of their past contributions are somewhat fuzzy, their ingenuity remains unmatched and unquestioned to this day."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/mothpioneer/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/mothcap(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/mothcoat/original(src)
+	new /obj/item/crowbar(src)
+	new /obj/item/flashlight/lantern(src)
+	new /obj/item/screwdriver(src)
+	new /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/fifty(src)
+	new /obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/fifty(src)
+	new /obj/item/wrench(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/etherealwarden
+	name = "Ethereal Trailwarden - 2450's."
+	desc = "Many fantastical stories are told of valiant trail wardens, even by offworlders who, thanks to their guidance, avoided an untimely demise while traveling the sometimes treacherous roads of Sprout. In truth their job entails far more walking and fixing roads than slaying dragons, but it is no less important and well respected: keeping the roads and trails safe and well maintained is for many settlements a matter of survival."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hero/etherealwarden/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ethereal_raincoat/trailwarden(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/ethereal_tunic/trailwarden(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/saddlepack(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy
+	name = "Templar Kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/templar(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/clock
+	name = "Forgotten kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/clock/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/clock(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/clock(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/student
+	name = "Profane Scholar Kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/student/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/studentuni(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/cage(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/sentinel
+	name = "Stone Sentinel Kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/sentinel/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/ancient(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/ancient(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/witchhunter
+	name = "Witchhunter Kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/witchhunter/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/witchhunter(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/witchunter_hat(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/adept
+	name = "Divine Adept Kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/adept/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplainsuit/armor/adept(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/adept(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/follower
+	name = "Followers of the Chaplain Kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy/follower/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie/leader(src)
+
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/engineering_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/engineering_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..dc4ce795b86
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/engineering_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+// This file contains all boxes used by the Engineering department and its purpose on the station. Also contains stuff we use when we wanna fix up stuff as well or helping us live when shit goes southwardly.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/metalfoam
+	name = "box of metal foam grenades"
+	desc = "To be used to rapidly seal hull breaches."
+	illustration = "grenade"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/metalfoam/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/metalfoam(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/smart_metal_foam
+	name = "box of smart metal foam grenades"
+	desc = "Used to rapidly seal hull breaches. This variety conforms to the walls of its area."
+	illustration = "grenade"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/smart_metal_foam/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/smart_metal_foam(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/material
+	name = "box of materials"
+	illustration = "implant"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/material/PopulateContents() //less uranium because radioactive
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/fifty=1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/fifty=1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/rglass=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plasmaglass=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/titaniumglass=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastitaniumglass=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plasteel=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plastitanium=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/titanium=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/silver=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium=20,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/bluespace_crystal=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/bananium=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/wood=50,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/fifty=1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/runed_metal/fifty=1,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/debugtools
+	name = "box of debug tools"
+	icon_state = "syndiebox"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/debugtools/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/card/emag=1,
+		/obj/item/construction/rcd/combat/admin=1,
+		/obj/item/disk/tech_disk/debug=1,
+		/obj/item/flashlight/emp/debug=1,
+		/obj/item/geiger_counter=1,
+		/obj/item/healthanalyzer/advanced=1,
+		/obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/pda=1,
+		/obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/preset/advanced=1,
+		/obj/item/pipe_dispenser=1,
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000=50,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/bluespace=1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/variety=1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/material=1,
+		/obj/item/uplink/debug=1,
+		/obj/item/uplink/nuclear/debug=1,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/plastic
+	name = "plastic box"
+	desc = "It's a solid, plastic shell box."
+	icon_state = "plasticbox"
+	foldable = null
+	illustration = "writing"
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/plastic = 1000) //You lose most if recycled.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/emergencytank
+	name = "emergency oxygen tank box"
+	desc = "A box of emergency oxygen tanks."
+	illustration = "emergencytank"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/emergencytank/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src) //in case anyone ever wants to do anything with spawning them, apart from crafting the box
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/engitank
+	name = "extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank box"
+	desc = "A box of extended-capacity emergency oxygen tanks."
+	illustration = "extendedtank"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/engitank/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi(src) //in case anyone ever wants to do anything with spawning them, apart from crafting the box
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/food_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/food_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..785d5c55b26
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/food_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,486 @@
+// This contains all boxes with edible stuffs or stuff related to edible stuffs.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets
+	name = "box of donk-pockets"
+	desc = "<B>Instructions:</B> <I>Heat in microwave. Product will stay perpetually warmed with cutting edge Donk Co. technology.</I>"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketbox"
+	illustration = null
+	/// What type of donk pocket are we gonna cram into this box?
+	var/donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new donktype(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/donkpocket))
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketspicy
+	name = "box of spicy-flavoured donk-pockets"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketboxspicy"
+	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/spicy
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketteriyaki
+	name = "box of teriyaki-flavoured donk-pockets"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketboxteriyaki"
+	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/teriyaki
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketpizza
+	name = "box of pizza-flavoured donk-pockets"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketboxpizza"
+	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/pizza
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketgondola
+	name = "box of gondola-flavoured donk-pockets"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketboxgondola"
+	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/gondola
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpocketberry
+	name = "box of berry-flavoured donk-pockets"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketboxberry"
+	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/berry
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/donkpockets/donkpockethonk
+	name = "box of banana-flavoured donk-pockets"
+	icon_state = "donkpocketboxbanana"
+	donktype = /obj/item/food/donkpocket/honk
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack
+	name = "paper sack"
+	desc = "A sack neatly crafted out of paper."
+	icon_state = "paperbag_None"
+	inhand_icon_state = "paperbag_None"
+	illustration = null
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+	foldable = null
+	/// A list of all available papersack reskins
+	var/list/papersack_designs = list()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	papersack_designs = sort_list(list(
+		"None" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_None"),
+		"NanotrasenStandard" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_NanotrasenStandard"),
+		"SyndiSnacks" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_SyndiSnacks"),
+		"Heart" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_Heart"),
+		"SmileyFace" = image(icon = src.icon, icon_state = "paperbag_SmileyFace")
+		))
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/update_icon_state()
+	if(contents.len == 0)
+		icon_state = "[inhand_icon_state]"
+	else
+		icon_state = "[inhand_icon_state]_closed"
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/pen))
+		var/choice = show_radial_menu(user, src , papersack_designs, custom_check = CALLBACK(src, .proc/check_menu, user, W), radius = 36, require_near = TRUE)
+		if(!choice)
+			return FALSE
+		if(icon_state == "paperbag_[choice]")
+			return FALSE
+		switch(choice)
+			if("None")
+				desc = "A sack neatly crafted out of paper."
+			if("NanotrasenStandard")
+				desc = "A standard Nanotrasen paper lunch sack for loyal employees on the go."
+			if("SyndiSnacks")
+				desc = "The design on this paper sack is a remnant of the notorious 'SyndieSnacks' program."
+			if("Heart")
+				desc = "A paper sack with a heart etched onto the side."
+			if("SmileyFace")
+				desc = "A paper sack with a crude smile etched onto the side."
+			else
+				return FALSE
+		balloon_alert(user, "modified")
+		icon_state = "paperbag_[choice]"
+		inhand_icon_state = "paperbag_[choice]"
+		return FALSE
+	else if(W.get_sharpness())
+		if(!contents.len)
+			if(inhand_icon_state == "paperbag_None")
+				user.show_message(span_notice("You cut eyeholes into [src]."), MSG_VISUAL)
+				new /obj/item/clothing/head/papersack(user.loc)
+				qdel(src)
+				return FALSE
+			else if(inhand_icon_state == "paperbag_SmileyFace")
+				user.show_message(span_notice("You cut eyeholes into [src] and modify the design."), MSG_VISUAL)
+				new /obj/item/clothing/head/papersack/smiley(user.loc)
+				qdel(src)
+				return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+/**
+ * check_menu: Checks if we are allowed to interact with a radial menu
+ *
+ * Arguments:
+ * * user The mob interacting with a menu
+ * * P The pen used to interact with a menu
+ */
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/proc/check_menu(mob/user, obj/item/pen/P)
+	if(!istype(user))
+		return FALSE
+	if(user.incapacitated())
+		return FALSE
+	if(contents.len)
+		balloon_alert(user, "items inside!")
+		return FALSE
+	if(!P || !user.is_holding(P))
+		balloon_alert(user, "needs pen!")
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/meat
+	desc = "It's slightly moist and smells like a slaughterhouse."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/meat/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/food/meat/slab(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients //This box is for the randomly chosen version the chef used to spawn with, it shouldn't actually exist.
+	name = "ingredients box"
+	illustration = "fruit"
+	var/theme_name
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(theme_name)
+		name = "[name] ([theme_name])"
+		desc = "A box containing supplementary ingredients for the aspiring chef. The box's theme is '[theme_name]'."
+		inhand_icon_state = "syringe_kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/wildcard
+	theme_name = "wildcard"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/wildcard/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		var/random_food = pick(
+			/obj/item/food/chocolatebar,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/apple,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/banana,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/cabbage,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/carrot,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/cherries,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/chili,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/corn,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/cucumber,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/mushroom/chanterelle,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/mushroom/plumphelmet,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/potato,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/potato/sweet,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/soybeans,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/tomato,
+		)
+		new random_food(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fiesta
+	theme_name = "fiesta"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fiesta/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/food/tortilla(src)
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/chili(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/corn(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/soybeans(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/italian
+	theme_name = "italian"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/italian/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/meatball(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/wine(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/vegetarian
+	theme_name = "vegetarian"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/vegetarian/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/carrot(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/apple(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/corn(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/eggplant(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/potato(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/american
+	theme_name = "american"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/american/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/corn(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/potato(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/meatball(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fruity
+	theme_name = "fruity"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/fruity/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/apple(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/citrus/orange(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/citrus/lemon(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/citrus/lime(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/watermelon(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/sweets
+	theme_name = "sweets"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/sweets/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/cherries(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/banana(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/chocolatebar(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/apple(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/cocoapod(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/delights
+	theme_name = "delights"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/delights/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/bluecherries(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/potato/sweet(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/berries(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/cocoapod(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/vanillapod(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/grains
+	theme_name = "grains"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/grains/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/oat(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/cocoapod(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/wheat(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/honeycomb(src)
+	new /obj/item/seeds/poppy(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/carnivore
+	theme_name = "carnivore"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/carnivore/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/corgi(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/meatball(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/spidereggs(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/exotic
+	theme_name = "exotic"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/exotic/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/carp(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/cabbage(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/grown/soybeans(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/chili(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/seafood
+	theme_name = "seafood"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/seafood/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 2)
+		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/armorfish(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/carp(src)
+		new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/moonfish(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/fishmeat/gunner_jellyfish(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/salads
+	theme_name = "salads"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/salads/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/cabbage(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/carrot(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/olive(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/onion/red(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/onion/red(src)
+	new /obj/item/food/grown/tomato(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/quality_oil(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random
+	theme_name = "random"
+	desc = "This box should not exist, contact the proper authorities."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	.=..()
+	var/chosen_box = pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/storage/box/ingredients) - /obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random)
+	new chosen_box(loc)
+	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum
+	name = "bubblegum packet"
+	desc = "The packaging is entirely in japanese, apparently. You can't make out a single word of it."
+	icon_state = "bubblegum_generic"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	illustration = null
+	foldable = null
+	custom_price = PAYCHECK_CREW
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/bubblegum))
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 4
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
+		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/nicotine
+	name = "nicotine gum packet"
+	desc = "Designed to help with nicotine addiction and oral fixation all at once without destroying your lungs in the process. Mint flavored!"
+	icon_state = "bubblegum_nicotine"
+	custom_premium_price = PAYCHECK_CREW * 1.5
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/nicotine/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
+		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum/nicotine(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness
+	name = "HP+ gum packet"
+	desc = "A seemingly homemade packaging with an odd smell. It has a weird drawing of a smiling face sticking out its tongue."
+	icon_state = "bubblegum_happiness"
+	custom_price = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 3
+	custom_premium_price = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 3
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if (prob(25))
+		desc += " You can faintly make out the word 'Hemopagopril' was once scribbled on it."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
+		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum/happiness(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/bubblegum
+	name = "bubblegum gum packet"
+	desc = "The packaging is entirely in Demonic, apparently. You feel like even opening this would be a sin."
+	icon_state = "bubblegum_bubblegum"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gum/bubblegum/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
+		new/obj/item/food/bubblegum/bubblegum(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_rations
+	name = "Mothic Rations Pack"
+	desc = "A box containing a few rations and some Activin gum, for keeping a starving moth going."
+	icon_state = "moth_package"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_rations/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		var/random_food = pick_weight(list(
+			/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar = 10,
+			/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/cheese = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/mint = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/neapolitan = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/wonka = 1,
+			))
+		new random_food(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/box/gum/wake_up(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_goods
+	name = "Tiziran Farm-Fresh Pack"
+	desc = "A box containing an assortment of fresh Tiziran goods- perfect for making the foods of the Lizard Empire."
+	icon_state = "lizard_package"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_goods/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 12)
+		var/random_food = pick_weight(list(
+			/obj/item/food/bread/root = 2,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/ash_flora/seraka = 2,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/korta_nut = 10,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/korta_nut/sweet = 2,
+			/obj/item/food/liver_pate = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/lizard_dumplings = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/moonfish_caviar = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/root_flatbread = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/rootroll = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/spaghetti/nizaya = 5,
+			))
+		new random_food(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_cans
+	name = "Tiziran Canned Goods Pack"
+	desc = "A box containing an assortment of canned Tiziran goods- to be eaten as is, or used in cooking."
+	icon_state = "lizard_package"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_cans/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 8)
+		var/random_food = pick_weight(list(
+			/obj/item/food/canned_jellyfish = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/desert_snails = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/larvae = 5,
+			))
+		new random_food(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_meats
+	name = "Tiziran Meatmarket Pack"
+	desc = "A box containing an assortment of fresh-frozen Tiziran meats and fish- the keys to lizard cooking."
+	icon_state = "lizard_package"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tiziran_meats/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 10)
+		var/random_food = pick_weight(list(
+			/obj/item/food/fishmeat/armorfish = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/fishmeat/gunner_jellyfish = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/fishmeat/moonfish = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/meat/slab = 5,
+			))
+		new random_food(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_goods
+	name = "Mothic Farm-Fresh Pack"
+	desc = "A box containing an assortment of Mothic cooking supplies."
+	icon_state = "moth_package"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_goods/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 12)
+		var/random_food = pick_weight(list(
+			/obj/item/food/cheese/cheese_curds = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/cheese/curd_cheese = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/cheese/firm_cheese = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/cheese/mozzarella = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/cheese/wheel = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/grown/toechtauese = 10,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/cornmeal = 5,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/quality_oil = 5,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/yoghurt = 5,
+			))
+		new random_food(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_cans_sauces
+	name = "Mothic Pantry Pack"
+	desc = "A box containing an assortment of Mothic canned goods and premade sauces."
+	icon_state = "moth_package"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mothic_cans_sauces/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 8)
+		var/random_food = pick_weight(list(
+			/obj/item/food/bechamel_sauce = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/canned/pine_nuts = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/canned/tomatoes = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/pesto = 5,
+			/obj/item/food/tomato_sauce = 5,
+			))
+		new random_food(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/condimentbottles
+	name = "box of condiment bottles"
+	desc = "It has a large ketchup smear on it."
+	illustration = "condiment"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/condimentbottles/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/job_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/job_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..7f7fba649da
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/job_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,239 @@
+// This contains all boxes that will be used on round-start spawning into a job.
+
+// Ordinary survival box. Every crewmember gets one of these.
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival
+	name = "survival box"
+	desc = "A box with the bare essentials of ensuring the survival of you and others."
+	icon_state = "internals"
+	illustration = "emergencytank"
+	/// What type of mask are we going to use for this box?
+	var/mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
+	/// Which internals tank are we going to use for this box?
+	var/internal_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen
+	/// What medipen should be present in this box?
+	var/medipen_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/PopulateContents()
+	if(!isnull(mask_type))
+		new mask_type(src)
+
+	if(!isplasmaman(loc))
+		new internal_type(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
+
+	if(!isnull(medipen_type))
+		new medipen_type(src)
+
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_PREMIUM_INTERNALS))
+		new /obj/item/flashlight/flare(src)
+		new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/radio/PopulateContents()
+	..() // we want the survival stuff too.
+	new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/proc/wardrobe_removal()
+	if(!isplasmaman(loc)) //We need to specially fill the box with plasmaman gear, since it's intended for one
+		return
+	var/obj/item/mask = locate(mask_type) in src
+	var/obj/item/internals = locate(internal_type) in src
+	new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
+	qdel(mask) // Get rid of the items that shouldn't be
+	qdel(internals)
+
+// Mining survival box
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/mining
+	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/explorer/folded
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/mining/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/crowbar/red(src)
+
+// Engineer survival box
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer
+	name = "extended-capacity survival box"
+	desc = "A box with the bare essentials of ensuring the survival of you and others. This one is labelled to contain an extended-capacity tank."
+	illustration = "extendedtank"
+	internal_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer/radio/PopulateContents()
+	..() // we want the regular items too.
+	new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
+
+// Syndie survival box
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/syndie
+	name = "operation-ready survival box"
+	desc = "A box with the essentials of your operation. This one is labelled to contain an extended-capacity tank."
+	icon_state = "syndiebox"
+	illustration = "extendedtank"
+	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/syndicate
+	internal_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi
+	medipen_type = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/syndie/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/crowbar/red(src)
+	new /obj/item/screwdriver/red(src)
+	new /obj/item/weldingtool/mini(src)
+
+// Security survival box
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/security
+	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/security/radio/PopulateContents()
+	..() // we want the regular stuff too
+	new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
+
+// Medical survival box
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/medical
+	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath/medical
+
+//Mime spell boxes
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mime
+	name = "invisible box"
+	desc = "Unfortunately not large enough to trap the mime."
+	foldable = null
+	icon_state = "box"
+	inhand_icon_state = null
+	alpha = 0
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mime/attack_hand(mob/user, list/modifiers)
+	..()
+	if(user.mind.miming)
+		alpha = 255
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mime/Moved(atom/old_loc, movement_dir, forced, list/old_locs, momentum_change = TRUE)
+	if (iscarbon(old_loc))
+		alpha = 0
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug
+	name = "box of hugs"
+	desc = "A special box for sensitive people."
+	icon_state = "hugbox"
+	illustration = "heart"
+	foldable = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] clamps the box of hugs on [user.p_their()] jugular! Guess it wasn't such a hugbox after all.."))
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/attack_self(mob/user)
+	..()
+	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
+	playsound(loc, SFX_RUSTLE, 50, TRUE, -5)
+	user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] hugs \the [src]."),span_notice("You hug \the [src]."))
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/black
+	icon_state = "hugbox_black"
+	illustration = "heart_black"
+
+// clown box, we also use this for the honk bot assembly
+/obj/item/storage/box/clown
+	name = "clown box"
+	desc = "A colorful cardboard box for the clown"
+	illustration = "clown"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/clown/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if((istype(I, /obj/item/bodypart/l_arm/robot)) || (istype(I, /obj/item/bodypart/r_arm/robot)))
+		if(contents.len) //prevent accidently deleting contents
+			balloon_alert(user, "items inside!")
+			return
+		if(!user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(I))
+			return
+		qdel(I)
+		balloon_alert(user, "wheels added, honk!")
+		var/obj/item/bot_assembly/honkbot/A = new
+		qdel(src)
+		user.put_in_hands(A)
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/clown/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] opens [src] and gets consumed by [p_them()]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+	playsound(user, 'sound/misc/scary_horn.ogg', 70, vary = TRUE)
+	var/obj/item/clothing/head/mob_holder/consumed = new(src, user)
+	user.forceMove(consumed)
+	consumed.desc = "It's [user.real_name]! It looks like [user.p_they()] committed suicide!"
+	return OXYLOSS
+
+// Special stuff for medical hugboxes.
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/medical/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack(src)
+	new /obj/item/stack/medical/ointment(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
+
+// Clown survival box
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/survival/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
+
+	if(!isplasmaman(loc))
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
+
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_PREMIUM_INTERNALS))
+		new /obj/item/flashlight/flare(src)
+		new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/black/survival/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
+
+	if(!isplasmaman(loc))
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman/belt(src)
+
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_PREMIUM_INTERNALS))
+		new /obj/item/flashlight/flare(src)
+		new /obj/item/radio/off(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/plushes
+	name = "tactical cuddle kit"
+	desc = "A lovely little box filled with soft, cute plushies, perfect for calming down people who have just suffered a traumatic event. Legend has it there's a special part of hell \
+	for Medical Officers who just take the box for themselves."
+
+	/// the plushies that aren't of things trying to kill you
+	var/list/static/approved_by_corporate = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/carpplushie, // well, maybe they can be something that tries to kill you a little bit
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/lizard_plushie,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/snakeplushie,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/plasmamanplushie,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/beeplushie,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/moth,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/pkplush,
+	)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/hug/plushes/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		var/plush_path = pick(approved_by_corporate)
+		new plush_path(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips
+	name = "box of skillchips"
+	desc = "Contains one copy of every skillchip"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/PopulateContents()
+	var/list/skillchips = subtypesof(/obj/item/skillchip)
+
+	for(var/skillchip in skillchips)
+		new skillchip(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/science
+	name = "box of science job skillchips"
+	desc = "Contains spares of every science job skillchip."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/science/PopulateContents()
+	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/roboticist(src)
+	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/roboticist(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/engineering
+	name = "box of engineering job skillchips"
+	desc = "Contains spares of every engineering job skillchip."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/skillchips/engineering/PopulateContents()
+	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/engineer(src)
+	new/obj/item/skillchip/job/engineer(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/medical_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/medical_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a0b0df371b9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/medical_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,122 @@
+// This file contains all boxes used by the Medical department, or otherwise associated with the task of mob interactions.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syringes
+	name = "box of syringes"
+	desc = "A box full of syringes."
+	illustration = "syringe"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syringes/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syringes/variety
+	name = "syringe variety box"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syringes/variety/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/lethal(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/piercing(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/bluespace(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/medipens
+	name = "box of medipens"
+	desc = "A box full of epinephrine MediPens."
+	illustration = "epipen"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/medipens/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/medipens/utility
+	name = "stimpack value kit"
+	desc = "A box with several stimpack medipens for the economical miner."
+	illustration = "epipen"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/medipens/utility/PopulateContents()
+	..() // includes regular medipens.
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/stimpack(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beakers
+	name = "box of beakers"
+	illustration = "beaker"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker( src )
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/bluespace
+	name = "box of bluespace beakers"
+	illustration = "beaker"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/bluespace/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/bluespace(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/variety
+	name = "beaker variety box"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beakers/variety/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/bluespace(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/large(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/meta(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/noreact(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/plastic(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/medigels
+	name = "box of medical gels"
+	desc = "A box full of medical gel applicators, with unscrewable caps and precision spray heads."
+	illustration = "medgel"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/medigels/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel( src )
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/injectors
+	name = "box of DNA injectors"
+	desc = "This box contains injectors, it seems."
+	illustration = "dna"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/injectors/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/dnainjector/h2m = 3,
+		/obj/item/dnainjector/m2h = 3,
+	)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/bodybags
+	name = "body bags"
+	desc = "The label indicates that it contains body bags."
+	illustration = "bodybags"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/bodybags/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/bodybag(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/pillbottles
+	name = "box of pill bottles"
+	desc = "It has pictures of pill bottles on its front."
+	illustration = "pillbox"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/pillbottles/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/storage/pill_bottle(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/plumbing/PopulateContents()
+	var/list/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/water_recycler = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/ducts/fifty = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/ten = 1,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside, src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/silver_sulf
+	name = "box of silver sulfadiazine patches"
+	desc = "Contains patches used to treat burns."
+	illustration = "firepatch"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/silver_sulf/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/patch/aiuri(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/science_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/science_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..754a0cb2f5b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/science_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,140 @@
+// This file contains all boxes used by the Science department and its purpose on the station.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/swab
+	name = "box of microbiological swabs"
+	desc = "Contains a number of sterile swabs for collecting microbiological samples."
+	illustration = "swab"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/swab/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/swab(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/petridish
+	name = "box of petridishes"
+	desc = "This box purports to contain a number of high rim petridishes."
+	illustration = "petridish"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/petridish/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/petri_dish(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/plumbing
+	name = "box of plumbing supplies"
+	desc = "Contains a small supply of pipes, water recyclers, and iron to connect to the rest of the station."
+
+//Disk boxes
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/disks
+	name = "diskette box"
+	illustration = "disk_kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/disks/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/disk/data(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes
+	name = "monkey cube box"
+	desc = "Drymate brand monkey cubes. Just add water!"
+	icon_state = "monkeycubebox"
+	illustration = null
+	/// Which type of cube are we spawning in this box?
+	var/cube_type = /obj/item/food/monkeycube
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 7
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/monkeycube))
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new cube_type(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/syndicate
+	desc = "Waffle Co. brand monkey cubes. Just add water and a dash of subterfuge!"
+	cube_type = /obj/item/food/monkeycube/syndicate
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gorillacubes
+	name = "gorilla cube box"
+	desc = "Waffle Co. brand gorilla cubes. Do not taunt."
+	icon_state = "monkeycubebox"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gorillacubes/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 3
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/food/monkeycube))
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/gorillacubes/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new /obj/item/food/monkeycube/gorilla(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/basic //for ruins where it's a bad idea to give access to an autolathe/protolathe, but still want to make stock parts accessible
+	name = "box of stock parts"
+	desc = "Contains a variety of basic stock parts."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/basic/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/capacitor = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/micro_laser = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/scanning_module = 3,
+	)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/deluxe
+	name = "box of deluxe stock parts"
+	desc = "Contains a variety of deluxe stock parts."
+	icon_state = "syndiebox"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stockparts/deluxe/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/capacitor/quadratic = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/scanning_module/triphasic = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator/femto = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/micro_laser/quadultra = 3,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin/bluespace = 3,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/rndboards
+	name = "\proper the liberator's legacy"
+	desc = "A box containing a gift for worthy golems."
+	illustration = "scicircuit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/rndboards/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/protolathe/offstation(src)
+	new /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/destructive_analyzer(src)
+	new /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/circuit_imprinter/offstation(src)
+	new /obj/item/circuitboard/computer/rdconsole(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stabilized //every single stabilized extract from xenobiology
+	name = "box of stabilized extracts"
+	icon_state = "syndiebox"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stabilized/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/adamantine=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/black=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/blue=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/bluespace=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/cerulean=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/darkblue=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/darkpurple=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/gold=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/green=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/grey=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/lightpink=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/metal=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/oil=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/orange=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/pink=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/purple=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/pyrite=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/rainbow=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/red=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/sepia=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/silver=1,
+		/obj/item/slimecross/stabilized/yellow=1,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/security_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/security_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..442180bc17b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/security_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,298 @@
+// This file contains everything used by security, or in other combat applications.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/flashbangs
+	name = "box of flashbangs (WARNING)"
+	desc = "<B>WARNING: These devices are extremely dangerous and can cause blindness or deafness in repeated use.</B>"
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "flashbang"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/flashbangs/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/flashbang(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stingbangs
+	name = "box of stingbangs (WARNING)"
+	desc = "<B>WARNING: These devices are extremely dangerous and can cause severe injuries or death in repeated use.</B>"
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "flashbang"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/stingbangs/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/stingbang(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/flashes
+	name = "box of flashbulbs"
+	desc = "<B>WARNING: Flashes can cause serious eye damage, protective eyewear is required.</B>"
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "flash"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/flashes/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new /obj/item/assembly/flash/handheld(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/wall_flash
+	name = "wall-mounted flash kit"
+	desc = "This box contains everything necessary to build a wall-mounted flash. <B>WARNING: Flashes can cause serious eye damage, protective eyewear is required.</B>"
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "flash"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/wall_flash/PopulateContents()
+	var/id = rand(1000, 9999)
+	// FIXME what if this conflicts with an existing one?
+
+	new /obj/item/wallframe/button(src)
+	new /obj/item/electronics/airlock(src)
+	var/obj/item/assembly/control/flasher/remote = new(src)
+	remote.id = id
+	var/obj/item/wallframe/flasher/frame = new(src)
+	frame.id = id
+	new /obj/item/assembly/flash/handheld(src)
+	new /obj/item/screwdriver(src)
+
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/teargas
+	name = "box of tear gas grenades (WARNING)"
+	desc = "<B>WARNING: These devices are extremely dangerous and can cause blindness and skin irritation.</B>"
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "grenade"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/teargas/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/teargas(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/emps
+	name = "box of emp grenades"
+	desc = "A box with 5 emp grenades."
+	illustration = "emp"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/emps/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/empgrenade(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/trackimp
+	name = "boxed tracking implant kit"
+	desc = "Box full of scum-bag tracking utensils."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "implant"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/trackimp/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/implantcase/tracking = 4,
+		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
+		/obj/item/implantpad = 1,
+		/obj/item/locator = 1,
+	)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/minertracker
+	name = "boxed tracking implant kit"
+	desc = "For finding those who have died on the accursed lavaworld."
+	illustration = "implant"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/minertracker/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/implantcase/tracking = 3,
+		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
+		/obj/item/implantpad = 1,
+		/obj/item/locator = 1,
+	)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/chemimp
+	name = "boxed chemical implant kit"
+	desc = "Box of stuff used to implant chemicals."
+	illustration = "implant"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/chemimp/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/implantcase/chem = 5,
+		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
+		/obj/item/implantpad = 1,
+	)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/exileimp
+	name = "boxed exile implant kit"
+	desc = "Box of exile implants. It has a picture of a clown being booted through the Gateway."
+	illustration = "implant"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/exileimp/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/implantcase/exile = 5,
+		/obj/item/implanter = 1,
+	)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/prisoner
+	name = "box of prisoner IDs"
+	desc = "Take away their last shred of dignity, their name."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "id"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/prisoner/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/one(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/two(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/three(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/four(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/five(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/six(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/prisoner/seven(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/seccarts
+	name = "box of PDA security cartridges"
+	desc = "A box full of PDA cartridges used by Security."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "pda"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/seccarts/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new /obj/item/computer_hardware/hard_drive/portable/security(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins
+	name = "box of standard firing pins"
+	desc = "A box full of standard firing pins, to allow newly-developed firearms to operate."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "firingpin"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/firing_pin(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins/paywall
+	name = "box of paywall firing pins"
+	desc = "A box full of paywall firing pins, to allow newly-developed firearms to operate behind a custom-set paywall."
+	illustration = "firingpin"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/firingpins/paywall/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/firing_pin/paywall(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lasertagpins
+	name = "box of laser tag firing pins"
+	desc = "A box full of laser tag firing pins, to allow newly-developed firearms to require wearing brightly coloured plastic armor before being able to be used."
+	illustration = "firingpin"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lasertagpins/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new /obj/item/firing_pin/tag/red(src)
+		new /obj/item/firing_pin/tag/blue(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/handcuffs
+	name = "box of spare handcuffs"
+	desc = "A box full of handcuffs."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "handcuff"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/handcuffs/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/zipties
+	name = "box of spare zipties"
+	desc = "A box full of zipties."
+	icon_state = "secbox"
+	illustration = "handcuff"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/zipties/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/cable/zipties(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/alienhandcuffs
+	name = "box of spare handcuffs"
+	desc = "A box full of handcuffs."
+	icon_state = "alienbox"
+	illustration = "handcuff"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/alienhandcuffs/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/alien(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot
+	name = "box of rubber shots"
+	desc = "A box full of rubber shots, designed for riot shotguns."
+	icon_state = "rubbershot_box"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/rubbershot(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lethalshot
+	name = "box of lethal shotgun shots"
+	desc = "A box full of lethal shots, designed for riot shotguns."
+	icon_state = "lethalshot_box"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lethalshot/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/buckshot(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beanbag
+	name = "box of beanbags"
+	desc = "A box full of beanbag shells."
+	icon_state = "beanbagshot_box"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/beanbag/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/beanbag(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/emptysandbags
+	name = "box of empty sandbags"
+	illustration = "sandbag"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/emptysandbags/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/emptysandbag(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy_grenades
+	name = "box of holy hand grenades"
+	desc = "Contains several grenades used to rapidly purge heresy."
+	illustration = "grenade"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/holy_grenades/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/holy(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks
+	name = "box of fireworks"
+	desc = "Contains an assortment of fireworks."
+	illustration = "sparkler"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new/obj/item/sparkler(src)
+		new/obj/item/grenade/firecracker(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/snappop(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks/dangerous
+	desc = "This box has a small label on it stating that it's from the Gorlex Marauders. Contains an assortment of \"fireworks\"."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fireworks/dangerous/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new/obj/item/sparkler(src)
+		new/obj/item/grenade/firecracker(src)
+	if(prob(20))
+		new /obj/item/grenade/frag(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/toy/snappop(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/firecrackers
+	name = "box of firecrackers"
+	desc = "A box filled with illegal firecrackers. You wonder who still makes these."
+	icon_state = "syndiebox"
+	illustration = "firecracker"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/firecrackers/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new/obj/item/grenade/firecracker(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/sparklers
+	name = "box of sparklers"
+	desc = "A box of Nanotrasen brand sparklers, burns hot even in the cold of space-winter."
+	illustration = "sparkler"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/sparklers/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new/obj/item/sparkler(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/service_boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/service_boxes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..bbb6a935003
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes/service_boxes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,196 @@
+// This file contains all boxes used by the Service department and its purpose on the station.
+// Because we want to avoid some sort of "miscellaneous" file, let's put all the bureaucracy (pens and stuff) and the HoP's stuff here as well.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/drinkingglasses
+	name = "box of drinking glasses"
+	desc = "It has a picture of drinking glasses on it."
+	illustration = "drinkglass"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/drinkingglasses/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/drinkingglass(src)
+/obj/item/storage/box/cups
+	name = "box of paper cups"
+	desc = "It has pictures of paper cups on the front."
+	illustration = "cup"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/cups/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/sillycup(src)
+
+//Some spare PDAs in a box
+/obj/item/storage/box/pdas
+	name = "spare PDAs"
+	desc = "A box of spare PDA microcomputers."
+	illustration = "pda"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/pdas/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
+		new /obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/pda(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ids
+	name = "box of spare IDs"
+	desc = "Has so many empty IDs."
+	illustration = "id"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/ids/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/card/id/advanced(src)
+/obj/item/storage/box/silver_ids
+	name = "box of spare silver IDs"
+	desc = "Shiny IDs for important people."
+	illustration = "id"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/silver_ids/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/card/id/advanced/silver(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mousetraps
+	name = "box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps"
+	desc = "<span class='alert'>Keep out of reach of children.</span>"
+	illustration = "mousetrap"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mousetraps/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+		new /obj/item/assembly/mousetrap(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/snappops
+	name = "snap pop box"
+	desc = "Eight wrappers of fun! Ages 8 and up. Not suitable for children."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toys/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "spbox"
+	illustration = ""
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/snappops/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/toy/snappop))
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 8
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/snappops/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 8)
+		new /obj/item/toy/snappop(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/matches
+	name = "matchbox"
+	desc = "A small box of Almost But Not Quite Plasma Premium Matches."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi'
+	icon_state = "matchbox"
+	inhand_icon_state = "zippo"
+	worn_icon_state = "lighter"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/matchbox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/matchbox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_price = PAYCHECK_CREW * 0.4
+	base_icon_state = "matchbox"
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/matches/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 10
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/match))
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/matches/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 10)
+		new /obj/item/match(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/matches/attackby(obj/item/match/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/match))
+		W.matchignite()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/matches/update_icon_state()
+	. = ..()
+	switch(length(contents))
+		if(10)
+			icon_state = base_icon_state
+		if(5 to 9)
+			icon_state = "[base_icon_state]_almostfull"
+		if(1 to 4)
+			icon_state = "[base_icon_state]_almostempty"
+		if(0)
+			icon_state = "[base_icon_state]_e"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights
+	name = "box of replacement bulbs"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/storage/storage.dmi'
+	illustration = "light"
+	desc = "This box is shaped on the inside so that only light tubes and bulbs fit."
+	inhand_icon_state = "syringe_kit"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
+	foldable = /obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard //BubbleWrap
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 21
+	atom_storage.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/light/tube, /obj/item/light/bulb))
+	atom_storage.max_total_storage = 21
+	atom_storage.allow_quick_gather = FALSE //temp workaround to re-enable filling the light replacer with the box
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights/bulbs/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 21)
+		new /obj/item/light/bulb(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights/tubes
+	name = "box of replacement tubes"
+	illustration = "lighttube"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights/tubes/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 21)
+		new /obj/item/light/tube(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed
+	name = "box of replacement lights"
+	illustration = "lightmixed"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 14)
+		new /obj/item/light/tube(src)
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/light/bulb(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fountainpens
+	name = "box of fountain pens"
+	illustration = "fpen"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/fountainpens/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/pen/fountain(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/dishdrive
+	name = "DIY Dish Drive Kit"
+	desc = "Contains everything you need to build your own Dish Drive!"
+	custom_premium_price = PAYCHECK_CREW * 3
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/dishdrive/PopulateContents()
+	var/static/items_inside = list(
+		/obj/item/circuitboard/machine/dish_drive = 1,
+		/obj/item/screwdriver = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/cable_coil/five = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/five = 1,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator = 1,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin = 2,
+		/obj/item/wrench = 1,
+		)
+	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/actionfigure
+	name = "box of action figures"
+	desc = "The latest set of collectable action figures."
+	icon_state = "box"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/actionfigure/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 4)
+		var/random_figure = pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/figure))
+		new random_figure(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tail_pin
+	name = "pin the tail on the corgi supplies"
+	desc = "For ages 10 and up. ...Why is this even on a space station? Aren't you a little old for babby games?" //Intentional typo.
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/tail_pin/PopulateContents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		new /obj/item/poster/tail_board(src)
+		new /obj/item/tail_pin(src)
+
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 4df4dde7656..8a50776faaa 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1804,7 +1804,6 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\basket.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\belt.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\book.dm"
-#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\briefcase.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\fancy.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\garment.dm"
@@ -1817,6 +1816,16 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\toolbox.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\uplink_kits.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\storage\wallets.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\cargo_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\clothes_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\engineering_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\food_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\job_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\medical_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\science_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\security_boxes.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\service_boxes.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\tanks\jetpack.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\tanks\tank_types.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\tanks\tanks.dm"